Lucian Hodoboc (also known as Alakazam, Ala, TheLHShowChannel, Lucian Pedoboc and Corpse Midget) is an oddly-proportioned Romanian paedophile and YouTuber who owns OnlineUniverse.co, a shitty forum that was formerly known as BeautifulForums.co – hilariously ironic considering the fact that he himself is more hideous than Zoe Quinn's n00dz.
When not making videos of himself talking about his favourite animu or pretending to be a little girl, Lucian can usually be found creeping on vulnerable teenage girls and defending the virtues of child pornography in his website's chat room.
- 1 Beautiful Forums
- 2 Lucian the Fake Asexual
- 3 Self-Harming Emo Faggotry
- 4 Bans & Spergrage
- 5 Lucian Pretends to be a 15-year-old on Teen Hut
- 6 Lucy vs. ED
- 7 Beautiful Forums gets H4ck3d by ED trolls!!111
- 8 Discovered by The Drunken Pissants: The Birth of Corpse Midget
- 9 EVIDENCE?!
- 10 Quotes
- 11 Videos
- 12 Gallery
- 13 See Also
- 14 External Links
"Beautiful Forums" was a shittastic internet forum that claimed to be about learning to see the beauty in life or some dumb shit like that. In reality, Beautiful Forums was merely a way for Lucian to get close to young girls so he can obtain their photos and add them to his collection of fap material. To accomplish this goal, Lucian spent the majority of his days trolling teen forums and randomly messaging 12-year-old girls to offer them staff positions on his shithole of a site. His latest plot is using the death of Harambe as a prop to acquire pics of underage tits.
He also paid Tyrone to shill his site on YouTube. Much to our surprise, several attractive ladies enjoy his e-company enough to make 20 second videos about how Lucian is a good friend of theirs... Not even kidding.
Lucian the Fake Asexual
Lucian constantly claims himself to be asexual, but his creepy arse behaviour towards adolescent girls and his love of hardcore Japanese fetish porn suggests otherwise. Among Lucian's other actions that contradict his claims of asexuality is his habit of cybering on IMVU with an avatar that's part self-insert and part Gerard Way. He even paid real money to upgrade his IMVU membership.
Lucian has also drawn "artwork" that depicts his idealized self-insert getting it on with moderately attractive women who are most likely based on several of the teenage girls that he's constantly stalking and sexually harassing online.
Self-Harming Emo Faggotry
As one would expect from a man who looks like Gerard Way's abortion, Lucian is a self-harming emo faggot who enjoys slicing his arms and legs with razor blades to relieve the pain of not slicing his arms and legs with razor blades. Not only does Lucian cut himself, he also used razor blades to carved one of his female members' names into his leg.
Due to his Christian faith, Lucian has stated that he isn't allowed to kill himself.
Bans & Spergrage
Shockingly, it turns out that many sites on the internets aren't very welcoming to paedophile midgets who attempt to groom their underage female members – A fact that's led to Lucian being b& from many of the forums that he joins. Lucian's reaction to being banned is always the same – Register a shitload of ban-dodging accounts and then spam the fuck out of their forums until they agree to unban his sorry arse.
Striking with the grace of Grawp and the persistence of Grace Saunders, Lucian often proves himself to be a formidable opponent and has actually caused numerous sites to disable and limit account registration in an attempt to stop his spergrage. Asexuality.org even agreed unban the tiny paedo so he'd leave them alone – Proving once again that there are people in the world who are willing to negotiate with terrorists.
—Lucian is a good Christfag
Lucian Pretends to be a 15-year-old on Teen Hut
Sometime last Thursday, Lucian decided to join Teen Hut in an attempt to lure in some succulent young jailbait. Hilariously, Lucian also decided to pretend to be a 15-year-old boy – Something that he might have gotten away with if he hadn't posted his disgusting photos.
Soon after Lucian joined Teen Hut, a member named Best Friend became suspicious of the strangely old-looking teenager who was creeping on Teen Hut's female members. Naturally, Best Friend fired up The Google and searched for more information on Lucian, eventually coming across an article on a fine site known as Encyclopædia Dramatica. What Best friend discovered was shocking! Lucian wasn't a 15-year-old boy at all, but rather a midget paedophile with a history of grooming young wimminz on the internets! Armed with this information, Best Friend contacted the innocent young ladies on Teen Hut and warned them of the tiny threat and then confronted Lucian with the fact that he wasn't a 15-year-old boy.
Lucian quickly came up with a hilarious defense and asserted that he really was 15 and suffers from TsimFuckis syndrome or some shit. Naturally, noone bought this obvious lie and Lucian soon found his 30-year-old midget arse b& from Teen Hut for being a disgusting nonce.
Lucy vs. ED
In August, 2016, Lucian finally stumbled upon the 9-month-old ED stub that bore his name. As one would expect, Lucian was very displeased that he had been doxxed and immediately went crying to
his friend LOLNOPE, his skype is professorlh. You know what to do and demanding that they DoS ED. Lucian was also under the false impression that his arch-nemesis, a gay nigger tranny by the name of Micah Dawson, was responsible for adding information about his paedophilic tendencies and YouTube attention whoring to the fine archive of knowledge that is ED.
UPDATE: Mini-Dracula is now telling his contacts that he will file a lolsuit against ED if this article leads to any "cyber-bullying" against him on social media. Yes, the half-man who was banned from Teen Hut for harassing its female members and being a creepy arse paedophile is actually threatening to sue us for pointing out the fact that he's a creepy arse paedophile who joins sites for teens!
Beautiful Forums gets H4ck3d by ED trolls!!111
On September 7, 2016, only a few days after this article was featured, Beautiful Forums was briefly taken offline as a direct result of Encyclopædia Dramatica trolls – Except that's not actually what happened at all.
Meet Milos1337 and ArchLinux-Matt, a pair of white knighting twats who were banned from ED after vandalizing this article last Thursday. Both happened to be admins on Beautiful Forums despite not being 12-year-old girls. Contrary to the narrative that Lucian attempted to spin after BF's downtime, it was actually these two cunts (and supposed "friends" of Lucian) who were responsible for the so-called "hacking" of Beautiful Forums.
What happened? Milos and Arch decided that they'd help make Beautiful Forums great again and began a massive cleanup of the site – And by "massive cleanup" we of course mean that they demoted all of the staff and then started deleting accounts and threads en masse.
[12:32:42 PM] Hanna .: My status update where I told arch that he shouldn't be deleting status updates and threads is gone [12:33:08 PM] HOI I'M TEM: pretty much everyone in my school loves grey’s anatomy [12:36:22 PM] Hanna .: Lel [12:36:41 PM] Caleb: I hate it so muxh Hanna . [12:38:33 PM] Hanna .: Why was this thread hidden? [12:40:02 PM] Sh ö p ø ke: Wtf [12:40:50 PM] Hanna .: Hm [12:42:57 PM] Caleb: Arch x Milos 4 demtion [12:43:03 PM] Caleb: demotion* [12:43:36 PM] Hanna .: What [12:46:02 PM] Milos: listen. arch is to be kept as is [12:46:06 PM] Milos: do not restrict his permissions [12:46:23 PM | Removed 12:49:22 PM] Milos: This message has been removed. [12:46:34 PM | Removed 12:49:25 PM] Milos: This message has been removed. [12:46:42 PM] Hanna .: What? [12:47:03 PM] Hanna .: Me? [12:47:07 PM] Milos: not you [12:48:38 PM] Hanna .: Oh my [12:52:08 PM] Hanna .: (gran) [12:53:29 PM] Hanna .: Can someone do me a favor [12:54:55 PM] Sh ö p ø ke: What do you need? [12:59:06 PM] Zara: No, arch abused power twice even though we told him not to mess with selene's account [12:59:43 PM] Zara: Milos demoted us all [12:59:49 PM] Hanna .: Why [12:59:54 PM] Zara: I don't know [1:00:35 PM] Hanna .: Milos check PM [1:26:09 PM] Meh: Milos deleted a member's account. He should be banned, right? [1:26:26 PM] Hanna .: He deleted Selena's account? [1:26:32 PM] Hanna .: Selenes* [1:26:50 PM] Zara: Yep [1:26:54 PM] Meh: Yeah. Hanna, take care of him. [1:27:03 PM] Hanna .: You want me to ban him? [1:27:19 PM] Meh: No. I want you to take him to the back yard and shoot him. [1:27:27 PM] Hanna .: Sounds fun, okay [1:27:31 PM] Zara: Ala you fuck ass where are my perms [1:27:48 PM] Zara: I will shoot you up the ass next time you say 'I wasn't really serious' [1:28:08 PM] Meh: Someone demoted me too [1:28:09 PM] Meh: Kek [1:28:34 PM] Zara: Oh please we all know you can fix that from the time Abdul banned you [1:28:55 PM] Hanna .: I was demoted [1:29:01 PM] Meh: He deleted my account [1:29:08 PM] Zara: Ha he demoted everyone [1:29:15 PM] Hanna .: Milos you fuck [1:29:16 PM] Zara: Then I guess it's time for a reboot! [1:29:35 PM] Hanna .: Calebs account was deleted [1:29:47 PM] Zara: Jesus Christ [1:29:51 PM] Zara: ALA REBOOT [1:30:12 PM] Meh: What do you mean by reboot? [1:30:36 PM] Zara: That shit you do to back up the forum [1:30:46 PM] Hanna .: He's deleted several accounts and demoted almost everyone [1:30:55 PM] Hanna .: There has to be something you can do [1:30:58 PM] Meh: I can't. I don't have a backup. [1:35:10 PM] Hanna .: Damn [1:36:26 PM] Meh: Well, I'm going to bed. Goodnight. [1:37:07 PM] Zara: ALA THATS NOT HELPFUL [1:37:21 PM] Milos: let it burn. [1:37:24 PM] Hanna .: Your site is being ruined, boy [1:37:44 PM] Meh: That's not cool, Milos. Could have waited until after my birthday. [1:37:47 PM] Meh: But ok... [1:37:50 PM] Sh ö p ø ke: :l [1:38:30 PM] Zara: Ala check the group Hanna added you to dude [1:40:40 PM] Hanna .: Sigh [2:13:20 PM] Lord Mawhorea, The Destroyer of all Things Living: ooooo BF is dun diddly dead [2:13:27 PM] Lord Mawhorea, The Destroyer of all Things Living: ...and this is why we don't give admin to fuckasses [2:13:58 PM] Milos: you didnt have admin fortunately :D [2:14:14 PM] Lord Mawhorea, The Destroyer of all Things Living: I wouldn't have done this honestly [2:14:21 PM] Lord Mawhorea, The Destroyer of all Things Living: i would've just triple locked you out [2:17:10 PM] Meh: I don't exactly see how BF can continue to function: the only people I trust right now are Zen and Hanna and they dislike each other. Kek.
Yes, Lucian actually attempted to place blame on this article when it was actually his own incompetent admins and personal white knights who attempted to destroy his site.
[8:48:24 AM] Arch: I resign [8:48:45 AM] Caleb: You were already fired idiot [8:48:52 AM] Arch: Oh stfu [8:48:56 AM] *** Arch has left ***
—Matt a.k.a. Arch
Discovered by The Drunken Pissants: The Birth of Corpse Midget
Sometime last Thursday, Lucian's videos were discovered by TheAmazingAtheist (who probably found out about him by reading this fucking article) and were featured on The Drunken Peasants podcast – a series of 300+ videos of TJ and his fat friends rambling on about shit nobody cares about and commenting on stupid fucking YouTube videos for THREE FUCKING HOURS PER-EPISODE.
Following his "discovery" by the Drunken Pissants, Lucian was affectionately given the nickname Corpse Midget and has been features in 5 episodes of their shitty podcast.
—Lucian, suggesting that this article doesn't contain evidence
Quotes from the paedo himself
Others' opinions about this sick fuck
- Lucian Hodoboc/Chat Logs
- Micah Dawson
- Midget Angle Shot - What most of Lucian's photos are.
- Brian Peppers - Despite being dead, he's still a much more attractive midget paedophile.
- Sarah Nyberg - Another paedo who owns a shitty website and talks about CP in its chat room.
- Gerard Way - His idol.
His Shitty Websites
FuglyForums.co- Renamed due to ED induced butthurt.
- Encyclopædia Gramatica - His Romanian site.
Social Media Accounts
- His Tumblr
- His other Tumblr
- His MySpace - Yes, he has a fucking MySpace account.
- TheLHShowChannel on JewTube
- Lucian on Badoo where his profile states that he is 28
Gay Newfag Accounts
- Alakazam on ragreynolds' forums
- alakazam on YTGamers
- alakazam on Gaming Latest
- Pedobear on Akylos
- alakazam on Vegan Forums
- alakazam on Emo Corner
- Lucian pretends to be a 15-year-old in order to groom teenage girls
- Lucian pretends to be a girl and defends his bullshit with an alt
- Milos' BF account
- Arch's BF account
- Am I the only one who feels sorry for Corpse Midget?
- His self-written YouTube Wiki page. Vandalize it for lots of lulz.
- Give him five dorrar for custom video!!111
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