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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Lynn Ann (Born September 4th, 1984) is a crazy and creepy obsessed fangirl of one of the perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners" (supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), Lynn Ann takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and disturbingly degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is; out of touch with reality and admiring the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise (ex: pillow cases, mugs, necklaces) not sold in any stores (exception: black markets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident, as well as the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.
Not much is known of her previous antics, other than when she moved to Hollywood in Cuckifornia, threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping at her mediocre exterior, and then failed miserably at trying to become an actress. So, much like the majority of Los Angeles residents.
Prior to the internet, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule among-st people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity a female can harbor. If even tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become an hero.
Like any other autist on the intarwebz who naively assumes that the internet is full of supportive people who share your interests, no matter how quirky or rare they may be, she decided to tap into the welcoming community that is Youtube to share her healthy obsession of Eric Harris with the world. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26th, 2011, she only began uploading lulzy videos on January 13th, 2015. After she started to rack in some views (and along that, a massive amount of hate comments), she quickly Made all of her videos private.
About Lynn Ann
Her Failbook bio states:
I live in Sherman Oaks California. Gone back to college for a degree in Business, done some professional acting in film, tv and theater where I portrayed characters not like myself in any way, I love it, been keeping active in the theater more to date. Full time studies at college right now. Actress/Model/Sales for construction/and vitamins. I love to write poems.monologue.
I am a vegetarian. Love horror movies, dining out, shopping, surfing the net. My favorite type of music is Rammstein, KMFDM, Classic soul, classic rock. The music from the 60s and 70s is the best in my opinion. Originally from Connecticut and New York and now live in California. Heritage Irish, Italian, English and Dutch. My favorite colors are pink and red. Most of the time I wear leggings and boots or leggings and matching color neakers. So comfortable but yet form fitting to show off my figure. I love to model, act, write and shop till I drop AND I so love Columbine Eric Harris
Lynn Ann shows off her graphic design skills
Being the reflective and deep soul that she is, Lynn Ann has taken up the medium of art to further convey her adulation. Alas, if only her muse were still alive to witness the homage. Perhaps if there is an afterlife, this is the ultimate punishment bestowed upon Eric and Dylan; to be constantly studied and obsessed over by some of the most fucked up motherfuckers in the entire world. A fitting punishment, for the chaos and destruction they inflicted on the innocent. It should be noted that Lynn stated that much of the artwork published on her failbook was made by a close friend of hers; only a small amount of the fan-art is apparently her own work.
|Autistic fanart||About missing Pics|
- Columbine - White boys do it better
- Columbiners - Degenerate cunts from Tumblr who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did columbine.
- Tumblr - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.
Lynn Ann is part of a series on YouTube.
|Lynn Ann is part of a series on Aspies.|