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Transformers is a fantasy in which giant, transforming robots travel across the universe destroying planets and wiping out unknown numbers of inteligent societies to fight a civil war and finally come to Earth to criticize humans for their violent nature (and according to certain fangirls, take time out to suck each other's USB cables). They have also become victims of bad fan fiction, Mary Sue,slash and Michael Bay over the past 25 years. This epic struggle has been recreated in multiple cartoon series, a comic book (or a thousand), at least half a dozen video games, a trilogy of action-packed movies, an ornate series of tapestries, two books-on-tape, a Gay Robot Convention, and an erotica collection. Anyone going to a Transformers forum or any other form of media will experience the biggest collection of 40-year-old males and 15-year-old girls outside of a Chris Hansen pedo sting.

	“	Watch your aim, guys! We don't want to blow away any history!	„
	—Hound, while running backwards.

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