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The Ariana Grande Massacre was a happening on 22 May 2017 outside Manchester Arena in Bongistan after a concert by American tartlet Ariana Grande aka Arena Grenade, who was not hurt unfortunately. Over 9,000 people had the bad taste to want to see Ariana Grande on her "Dangerous Woman" Tour, and at least 78 people learned just how dangerous Ariana Grande really is.

After the concert was over, an explosion reportedly happened in the foyer of the arena, in what appears to be a suicide bomb by a Muslim robot, with "nuts and bolts flying everywhere", possibly a nail bomb. Sources say a bomb went "bang bang into the room" and "bang bang all over you."

The massacre was the biggest terrorist high score in Bongistan since 52 people were killed in London in 2005. Sources say that guilt-ridden Muslim taxi cab drivers offered free rides to people after the concert.

Sources say that Twitter accounts linked to ISIS mentioned Manchester before the attack happened. The attack appears to be an effort by ISIS to redpill Britfags who voted against Brexit on the true nature of multiculturalism and Islam, which everyone knows is a religion of peace.


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MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.
 

 
 

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