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Male Tears

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Male Tears, colloquially known as cum, is the favourite drink among radical feminists and social justice warriors. They cannot get enough of it. They drink it in large mugs twice the size of your normal mug. This way they do not have to get their fat lazy asses up for a second helping of that warm, frothy, delicious semen.

Some feminists have even been known to bathe in male tears. How they collect such an amount of male ejaculate is still being researched, however some speculate that they collect it via craigslist advertisements. What we do know is it is always milked manually.

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