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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A manchild (see also basement dweller) is an adult male who refuses to accept the responsibilities of adulthood and chooses instead to live as if they were a young child, in other words you. It is also a known fact that 99.99% of manchildren are furries, and have hard-ons for Sonic the Hedgehog and colorful cartoon ponies. Naturally, this means that they are gigantic faggots, and invariably furfags.
This is always the result of a "serious mental handicap". As in, they are too fucking lazy to get a job.
It is interesting to note that manchildren, as their name suggest, are almost always male and that there is no such thing as a 'womanchild'. This is likely because the qualities that make manchildren so pathetic (childishness, naïveté, sexual inexperience) are generally considered positive, attractive qualities in women by men and because society considers it acceptable that women are allowed to be parasites that do nothing but laze around at home for the rest of their lives.
More and more, children are becoming a product of gross societal negligence, piss poor parenting practices, backwards educational requirements inferior gene pools and overzealous marketing endeavors. Largely stemming from "Generation Barney", children of the 90s were taught early on that failure was perfectly acceptable. Starting with the "No Child Left Behind" stupidity, kids were suddenly being brought down to the level of the "lowest common denominator" of the classroom, given A+'s for having an "A"ttitude that was "+" positive, it suddenly became more crucial to make kids as happy as possible and with as little disappointment than it was to actually educate them in any meaningful manner.
Kids were taught that it is "okay" to be a basement dwelling welfare leach so long as they were happy and had a good attitude about it. They were taught that it was "okay" to wet the bed past the age of 5, giving an increase of demand on baby diapers that were put on the market last thursday that would have been completely laughable in decades past. Fast food happy meals were likewise super sized, not because kids were actually eating more, but simply because they kept on ordering the baby meals well on into their tweens and teens.
Our society has since degenerated into a form of super acceptance, to the point where failure itself is something to be celebrated and standards of acceptable behavior have downgraded to a near infantile level. Creative new medical conditions and disorders have likewise arisen, allowing parents to raise "unique" little diseases rather than real children. Mommy's little malady, daddy's little disorder, it has become literally in vogue to have a "special" child with a "special" problem, upon which any failures or generally bad behavior can be labeled with a convenient, all encompassing excuse.
The subject in question may exhibit many of these classic symptoms:
- Collecting metric tons of nostalgic toys.
- Choosing to watch cartoons and television shows from their childhood at a time when people of their age should be watching more challenging, intelligent adult programming.
- Reading comic books or tie-in novelizations of popular movie franchises aimed at children as opposed to high literature.
- Inability or refusal to get a job.
- Asperger's syndrome.
- Not having any friends that aren't on the Internet.
- Living at home despite being well into their thirties.
- Erectile Dysfunction.
- Hating everything made after the 1990s.
- Bruised penis head from having the toilet seat fall on it while they pee.
- Fagolescence: Adults who act like teenagers
- Olchai: Adults who act like children.
- Adult babies: Adults who act like babies.
Generally there are two types of manchildren, the emotionally unstable drama whore type and the flippant, fun loving, lazy bastard type. The former make for excellent trolling due to the fact that they'll blow up over the slightest little thing, often have great difficulty controlling their emotions and are generally prone to acting out with little inhibition; most often due to lack of recognizing the potential consequences and outcomes of social situations.
More often than not they tend to float over in the aspie end of the spectrum, while the later category tend to be apathetic, carefree neurotypicals who generally don't take anything seriously...at all. Trolling or flaming that type is not recommended, they'll simply laugh it off, poke fun at you for not acting like them and due to their complete inability to take anything seriously (least of all themselves), any attempted attack or troll will fail before it has even begun.
- All Liberal neckbeards.
- All Republican politicians.
- All Bronies and Furries.
- Adam Sandler, the most immature actor in existence and has butt buddies like Kevin James, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Denis Dugan.
- Amy Schumer, a painfully unfunny fat hambeast SJW pro-Hilary "comedian" whose goal is to steal jokes. She is also butt buddies with Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman, and Leslie Jones.
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto, troll shielding furfag and proud owner of a massive six inch foxdick.
- Austin Alexander, a 22-year-old basement dweller logofuck and Ice Age fag who literally spends time uploading logos all day, and talks about logos every time on Facebook and JewTube. He even gets clinically depressed every time a studio gets the rights, or if anything gets to be PG-13 or higher, etc.; and he's also friends with BrandontheMovieGuy and Matthew Davis.
- Benthelooney, a college-aged pedophile who draws Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi and My Little Pony porn on deviantART. Hates everything made after the 1990s. 
- BrandontheMovieGuy, a college-aged basement-dweller who does nothing but collect old VHS tapes. Is a rabid fanboy of Matthew Davis.
- Caseydecker A 26 year old manchild who is also a pedophile.
- Chris Chan, the notorious autistic lolcow who defines the word manchild.
- CommentJack, an illegal mental patient autistic bronyfag beaner from Mexico who claims he's from South America; and also, he's an Enterbot, who complains about the commentary community.
- Dan Lirette, yet another immature, gullible, brain dead baby and devout Christian.
- Darknessthecurse, an edgelord Sonicfag who will assrape his fans for not listening to his advice, and claims that he was in a hospital when his JewTube was deleted... and his video game reviews are the bratty nu metal version of UrinatingTree, minus the creativity and with additional literal tryhard unfunny humor, that to this day hasn't changed since over 10 years and some change.
- Emer Prevost, an obese heavyweight champion injun whose JewTube; once an Angry Video Game Nerd ripoff; got baleeted for being a total Walmart-brand ripoff of Peter Griffin; came back a few months later to make rants, but since then made shitty quality movie reviews which became poplur despite his total hatred on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, announces that he is a well-known mature juggalo, made a piss-poor rant about YouTube partnership, and went absolute butthurt about his friend Asalieri all because of a Sonic racing game on Steam he played on his own; thus ending their friend quota.
- Eric Abramov, a morbidly obese Soviet Russian greedy merchant converted to some typical Christian extremist reading on the bible, as well as talking about WWE; though he is known for eating a shitload of video game consoles; including the Shitcube. Also, he might actually be a more top kek version of Angry Video Game Nerd. ...or he is?
- Frankie Palmeri, a singer/frontman of a metalcore band Emmure who ragequits like a twat to his members, critics, haters, trolls, and many other people; and makes edgy as hell music how he has depression, school shootings, bipolar disorder, and basement dweller issues. Don't we all?
- InSaNe-REYNARD, a furry bondage fetishist with a major case of narcissistic personality disorder.
- John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy.
- JustinRPG, self-proclaimed husband of the Pokémon Reshiram
- KaBlamBandicoot64, a 17-year-old anti-Enter; claims he's a troll, but seriously rages and will delete comments, including criticism, haters, actual trolls, and even you.
- Kelly Hallissey, some middle-aged basement dweller bratty aspie cunt who got butthurt over AOL, so she ended up suing the company, resulting to quit the company and forever be unemployed, as well having stalkers.
- Kevin Havens, an inbred retard with an unhealthy sex doll obsession.
- Larry the Cable Guy, an unfunny comedian catered to autistics that tries to be a redneck christian, but isn't.
- Lauren Faust, creator of My Little Pony; the merchant feminist equivalent of John K. But was it her fault for starting the brony phenomenon?
- Legobrickfan3754, a disabled crippling depressed manchild on JewTube, friends with Matthew Davis, and gets pissed at haters, all that happy bullshit.
- Lena Dunham, some painfully unfunny tryhard comedian, a Pro-Hillary supporter, an SJW, a girl sucking up to Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, and Jeff Dunham, and a child molester.
- Leslie Jones, speaking of Pro-Hilary pedophiles, the same person; but a fat black tryhard from that Fembusters film that Sony and Paul Feig pulled out of their tumblr asses. She screeched and ragequit by baleeting a shitload of racist and gorilla tweets which made 4chan in complete lulz.
- Matthew Moulton, a self proclaimed "Little" who enjoys coloring, glow sticks and free basing the baby powder.
- Mariotehplumber, a Sonicfag that hates modern Sonic.
- Marlyonama, some down syndrome online-reviewer who literally rages over somebody's critique on her review on one of those Italian Titanic animated features.
- Matthew Davis, a 16 year old who goes batshit insane over Johnny Test and Teen Titans Go.
- Maxtaro, a manchild whose a jack of all-traits (furtard, weaboo, autistic, mentally ill, lolcow worthy, pro-Hilary supporter, a winning troll, a fat fuck, a deviantART fag... everything else just to top off; basically hates himself; and even you).
- Michael Batton, a 28 year old janitor who militantly attacks anyone who pokes fun at the Superbowl, while filing fraudulent copyright claims against his critics and spreading lies about people who don't say what he wants them to say.
- MysteriousMrEnter, a bitchy moron who likes to review SpongeBob episodes.
- Nihilistic Snake, a feminist bitchy edgelord Lara Croft fanfag muslim terrorist whose part of the commentary community and bitches and complains like a fucking 12-year-old despite literally being 21-years-old, and makes edgy death threats and other insults to his trolls and haters on JewTube, ask.fm, and everywhere else. He was knocked out by The Amazing Atheist in his podcast. Need I mention that Lara Croft is his body pillow and he sleeps with his shitty imaginary video game waifu 24/7?
- Onigojirakaiju, a bipolar hating faggot who masturbates to Godzilla porn.
- PhantomStrider8, the Australian counterpart of WatchMojo.com.
- Sailormoonred1, a mentally disabled man who plays with Sailor Moon and Jim Varney dolls.
- SammyClassicSonicFan, a teenage autistic screeching bratty Sonicfag who ragequits everything and gets seriously hotheaded over trolls, critics, and haters over classic and modern Sonic.
- Sonmanic, a 29-year-old babyfur in diapers.
- Sony-Mae, a rare example of a female of this species.
- Spax3, a Sonic-obsessed furry who likes teh lolsuits.
- Timbox, a lolcow who jerks off to Asian kids. The next Chris-chan.
- The Unknown Autobot, a Whovian, brony and furfag who also claims to be a trollbuster.
- Tom Preston, a lonely middle aged "artist" who's into inflation, pedo yuri and Social Justice bullshit.
- UrinatingTree, once a video game reviewer; claims to call himself "a manchild;" but only for satire. If anything, he is the only good manchild to be on the list; but that wouldn't be saying much, because I would end up putting Filthy Frank on this list. ....wait, would I?
- Valis77, a 33-year-old registered sex offender that's obsessed with shitty old video games. Is also a black person.
- Wes Scantlin, a singer/frontman of his shitty rock band Puddle of Mudd; whose one hit song contains his girlfriend dumping him and repeating lines. He also acts like a manchild, was arrested (constantly) for meth, traffic tickets, speeding, assault, HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT, YOU GUYS. He has a record.
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