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Mark Zuckerberg

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Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The truth sometimes can’t be any funnier. American government and corporations’ butthurt over Julian Assange and praise for the money-grabbing and personal information smuggling Jew is ironically hilarious and not surprising at all!

... or he's going to fuck you all.
How about Martin Shkreli for Veep?
Zuckerberg contemplating his next strategic business maneuver.
The world after zucker made us closer
What Zuckerberg does in his spare time.

In February 2004 Mark Suckaturd established the world's first decentralised industry. Today, there are millions of his isolated workers around the world, manufacturing highly-saleable products 24/7, during their personal time and entirely (((at their own expense.))) The workers can't stop producing goods for the company, because the work was deliberately designed to be chemically addictive (archived: Archive today-ico.png 1 Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg 2). The company is called Fecesbook, the products are the personal data of the workers, and the average worker is you.

Some argue Zuckerberg is therefore known as the epitome of money-grubbing Jews. He has gained national notoriety for dodging multi-billion dollar buyout offers. And is an Aspie prick. FUCK THE ZUCK! SUCK THE ZUCK! Here's the fresh new evidences of his sharp skillz of robbery, yo fagitz

Imposer of dangerous ideals

Does Zuckerberg declaring his position on complete "free-flow of information on the internet" mean he is cool with:

  • His docs floating everywhere?
  • People harvesting data and email etc. from websites (inc. facebook) for spam?
  • Stealing private, corporate data and statistics?
  • Free flow of DoS packets to his server?
  • Shitting on his users?
  • Feeding terabytes of your personal info to the NSA?
  • Spreading bogus scare-stories that only serve the aims of the Israeli government?

No. Just pictures of kittens.

Zuckerberg is also a well-known terrorist. He, together with Bill Gates, is responsible for the widespread belief that dropping out of Harvard guarantees you billions of lollars. This misconception has ruined the lives of thousands of virgin boys. Every ass-munch borrows millions of suckoleons from parasitic lampreys and starts a "startup firm" now, usually with some tarded idea of "Web 2.0 peace and love we won't exploit you too much" bastardism, and most of this little gang of Peter Pan Syndromites ends up dropping a big turd and going bankrupt. But they still wuv Mark, he's their hero!

Epic Quotes (we swear we didn't make any of this up)

Just let me put the tip in
*"Think about what people are doing on Facebook today. They're keeping up with their friends and family, but they're also building an image and identity for themselves, which in a sense is their brand. They're connecting with the audience that they want to connect to. It's almost a disadvantage if you're not on it now."


—Blah blah blah.

  • Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
  • Zuck: Just ask.
  • Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
  • [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
  • Zuck: People just submitted it.
  • Zuck: I don't know why.
  • Zuck: They "trust me"
  • Zuck: Dumb fucks.


I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me.


—Lol, a Blackberry.

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems.



A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.


—Subtle message, there, fuckboy. Life is cheap (unless it's yours), eh?


Recently, a bigshot Hollywood director (David Fincher of Fight Club, The Game and Se7en and fame), decided to make a movie called The Social Network about his life. Starring Jesse Heisenberg as the Jew himself. The movie debuted on October 1st, 2010 and was made without Failbook's permission so it was full of sleazy drama and lulz.

Apparently Zuckerberg comes off as such a giant douche that he donated $100,000,000 to the New Jersey public school system in damage control mode. This is no sweat for Zuckerberg since he recently cracked the Forbes' 400 Richest Americunts list at #35 with a net worth of $6.1 billion which puts him ahead of Steve Jobs, Oprah, George Lucas, Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch and Eric Schmidt amongst others.

The movie won four gold-plated dildos, three for the movie part......and one for Trent Reznor, for the soundtrack music. Which was boring.

Big Zook is still butthurt about the whole thing. [1][2] Waaahhhh.

Jew denial

Although Zuckerberg was raised Jewish and had his bar mitzvah when he turned 13, he has since described himself as an atheist, which makes him a race traitor yet he still practices the age old Jewish tradition of claiming every cent on earth as his. Citation Needed Poor lad is still searching for his long-lost foreskin, which is probably ruler of a Rat Kingdom in a landfill on Staten Island by now. Many bloody cocks were sucked that night, I can tell you.


1456 Edgewood Dr
Palo Alto CA 94301

(Which is easy to find, because he's been buying out/fighting with his neighbors.[3][4][5] He also owns a house in SF. [6])

Gallery of greed

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