Maryjane is a part time cosplayer and full time alcoholic. Her legacy as a cosplayer includes railing 10-inch lines of coke off of 4-inch con-goer's dicks, selfposting threads on /cgl/ when ever possible and offering her sexual expertise to her fellow seagulls. She is the reigning queen of the tripfags and serves as an inspiration to prospective camwhores everywhere. She has also on a number of occasions written helpful tutorials on how to be a successful bulimic. She will brag about her eating disorders as much as possible, just like any well trained attention whore. She's desperate for attention because she has to feel noticed to have a reason to continue living.
On at least 2-3 other occasion she has tried to become anhero failing miserably due to her lack of knowledge of human anatomy. It is also believed she did these things as yet another way to get attention.
- Spending every waking moment on /cgl/ (As indicated by the baggage under her eyes and threads she starts about herself)
- Ass to mouth
- Readjusting her prolapsed anus
- Daily reenactions of 2 girls 1 cup
- Human Centipede cosplay
Unlike good, wholesome, non-whorish women (LOL) who get pleasure from a dildo, Maryjane needs fifty pallets of fifty dildos, preferably imported on fifty train cars.
Maryjane does so many drugs that she is considered a figment of our respective imaginations.
It is said her herpes has reached such an advanced state it is recognized as sentient by the international scientific community.
If for some horrible reason you want to have sex with Maryjane, all you have to do is pay a lot of attention to her. When she dumps her bf, she will jump on the next most convenient dick, and is interested in participating in a gang bang, group sex, and jizztini soirees. So step to the slut at the next convention- even if you think you are deformed, retards with deformities warm up her panty pudding.
Dieting the Maryjane Way!
NOT JUST DRUGS
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