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Metapod

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Enjoy your gay.
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Metapod is a Pokémon known for its ability to harden and nothing else (see David Hasselhoff). Contrary to popular belief, Metapod is not female, so requests for tits are futile at best. Those who cross Metapod's path will just have to realize that their subsequent hard-on is due to being gay. If you ever a capture a Metapod, name it Penis, Dick, Twanger, Hardy Boy, or FUCKING GREEN DILDO.

Metapod also received official meme notoriety, first appearing on a 4chan thread that was quickly archived. It followed the now fairly standard "if x was y, it'd be x + y" format, which is now used in a variety of manners.

Combofags can use Metapod as both a combo and a COMBO BREAKER, with ensuing lulz. See below.


OH, METAPOD!

Graceful and phallic

Unyielding

Withstanding

A true A-merican

Metapod, oh, Metapod!

How may Earth live without

Kind, gentle being

Transient but strong

(an original p0em)

Metapod is a Pingas

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Metapod
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