From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Microsoft can refer to:
It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for your penis.
- Linus Torvalds
- Bill Gates, the founding geek of Microsoft.
- Steve Ballmer, Bill's butt buddy in action.
- Windows, a crappy and plagiarized operating system built by Microsoft.
- Microsoft Office - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
- Surface, Mircosoft's attempt to build a tablet computer that kicks the shit out of Apple.
- Zune, Bill Gates' shitty clone of the iPod.
- Bing, Bill Gates' shitty clone of Google.
- Xbox, Xbox 360 and Xbox One, Bill Gates' underpowered PCs for those who aren't fortunate enough to spend 5 grand a month for a graphics card.
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