Watch out Commie Leftie scum!!1! He hopes you MOTHERFUCKING DIE!
Autism in the flesh
|Given Name(s)||Zachary "Zack" Grohl Auburt|
19 year old Anarcho-Capitalist who frequently browses deviantART and uploads videos onto JewTube about political and clickbait shit. He had a keen fetish for vore and roleplaying since the age of 12, and has recently become a subject of ridicule on deviantART for his major ego and easily rustled jimmies of anything negative towards his political views in the style of a YourMovieSucks wannabe. He's currently ban evading after trying to attack a major troll by reuploading their artwork and adding MSPaint scribbles over it and declared it a "parody", but got raped anally by the law for being an autist. Whenever this page is brought up, Midnight-Fantom will be quick to deny everything his article details about him, calling it "a bunch of lies written by pseudo-intellectuals" and list over 9000 "fallacies" (which we'll get to later), but we here at ED can positively guarantee you that this page is 100% true and honest. Therefore any response to this article by him will be deemed as butthurt, but don't worry Zack! We have a help desk that you can address the issue at right here., also known as , is a pseudo-intellectualz
In 2018, Esoteric Entity got caught soliciting child pornography and being in possession of vore in his erotic desire to consume children in a sexual manner. After esoteric entity got called out for being a pedo he ran around slandering everyone in his way as well as doxed Mr Dapperton and his entire family by illegally hacking into his court documents. In a recent video esoteric entity admits to being sexually attracted to children.
Before Midnight became infamous on DA's political section, he was known on Jewtube for his rant videos, from either Black Veil Brides to the My Little Pony fandom. He's basically copying off tips from a "How to Become Famous in the Ranting Community" off of wikiHow. Besides doing generic content, he previously used to post gaming videos and googling weird/cringy shit. Basically he's Onision, but without (at least for now) the underage girlfriend controversy; mainly due to the fact that he never actually had a girlfriend. Not to mention, he had an annoying gimmick where he'd shove his beautiful face to the point that it covers the entire screen, and autistically screech "WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKA?!?!", loud enough to burst your fucking eardrums. Despite coming off as the average unpopular Youtuber at first, he's actually a massive bunker buster of Autism waiting to go off. And yes, it did end up getting set off by Youtube ranter Blazin' Rants. But that's another story.
The Beginning of the DA Drama
In the early years of Zack's who the hell cares? All we know is that he uploaded furry drawings (using this lightly), is a fan of Sonic, and LOVES vore. He loves it so much, he frequently posts journals of requests for a vore rp. Nothing worth of importance happened until the ACR Saga, which occurred on February 24, 2017. It was duly noted that he's a mixture of Lordelthibar and mike-the-cat politically speaking, thus making him a perfect target for corrective rape. He was observed very early trying to discredit the fucking weather channel due to their founder (and ex-CEO) being fired for questioning climate change. So he has a little Alex Jones in there as well, which is understandable as his "trusted" sources are consisted of the following:account, not much is known, because
- (Unbiased) BBC
And no folks, we're not joking either. He openly believes climate change is a fucking cult, and will deny any evidence suggesting otherwise. He also believes in other conspiracy theories such as pizzagate, are you surprised at this point anyways? Are you? If you think that's nothing, wait until you find out he thinks all Socialists are Nazis or SocDems, because National Socialism and Social Democracy has the word "Socialism". Despite National Socialists and SocDems being fucking Centrists, he'll frequently call them left wingers, regardless of the ideology's actual position on the spectrum. We all know IRL Midnight won't be able to fight a Socialist 1V1, due to being a major pussy, he's such a pussy that in fact he CENSORS the word pussy. No srsly, we're not even joking once again. He also considers ANY response more than 6 paragraphs as spam and will ignore the point made because "TL;DR faggot". AND THEN proceeds to write a 7 page essay on why Anarcho-Capitalism is NOT an oxymoron and why you're wrong and he's right. Thus either making him a really good troll, or an outright Autist. Perhaps both if you read the following(Read if you want to lose your IQ points!):
Don't be surprised, since his JewTube content is pretty much the same, as shown here:
- Capitalism is srs bsns
The moment ACR's original journal on him went up, Zack blew a major fuse and began to do some major damage control. Such as:
- Gas-lighting the points being addressed
- Using ad hominem to attack the author
- Deliberately misconstruing what the author actually meant
- Playing the victim
Which is pretty ironic due to the fact he often accuses his opponents of doing the exact same thing along with another couple thousand fallacies, and on top of that, calls them a leftist or commie to seal the deal. Thus showing us that he has the debating skills of a fucking Libertarian.
- Sooty Yes that
- Anyone else who's smart enough to know Abraham Lincoln isn't Pol Pot
One of the highlights was when Zack tried to match his autism to the level of antifa. On the interwebs, succdem tartlets and wannabe Nazi hunters such as (((Procrastinating Shill))) were getting salty and upset that God Emperor Trump was committing his anal rape rampage of Hillary Clinton's campaign across the country. This called for a response such as posting a picture of Benito Mussolini's execution, and claimed that Nazis are gonna get it. This caused Zack to do a response piece for a reactionary bukkake. Zack showed his peace, love, and tolerance...
...By praising the Pinochet regime and wanting to throw Commies out of helicopters. This of course, dragged out another basement dwelling contender to the fight: Sootyjared.
Naturally, upon realizing that he was so low that even the anti-faggot with no friends saw through him and began to pity him, he soon flipped out and started screeching in the comments section. Sooty's moment of not being a total faggot, also ended with him whining that Zack was literally threatening him which then lead to a lot of dick waving between Sooty and midnight with lots of "no u" and sooty later deleting comments which made him look like a faggot (which was all of them). It was basically an-Cap Vs. An-Com which is basically the same as nigger on nigger violence and should be encouraged and spectated with popcorn and a soda. As both of them argued which one hated civilization and decency more, Sooty got the brilliant idea to bluff that he was going to get the FBI on Midnight's ass since nothing says fuck the state like asking the state to get rid of your enemies. Naturally in a sane world, normal people or at least those without autism would know this was a bluff and call it.
Midnight thought that sooty was going to dox and hax him for realz and get the feds to take him down. This lasted for a short game of chicken between the two until literally Sooty got bored since midnight out autismed him; an astounding feat in and of itself.
The Epic B&
DeviantART user maymay about how cancerous Midnight's post (notice the featured by owner highlight), which was so cancerous it caused your waifu to get cancer. Midnight got uber butthurt over that and proceeded to start a flamewar in the comment section, to which people just scrolled by and rolled their eyes at his pathetic attempts to socialize. However, unfortunately for him, the wrong person came in and saw that post. That exceptional individual would be known as , who Midnight will categorically hate for the rest of his life. Mocha proceeded to his profile and began to start an epic debate which would spark the great war between the two, mostly because Midnight was uber salty over the DMCA. 7 responses in (where he also brought out his fake diploma), Midnight proceeded to block Mocha and declare victory but alas, it was premature... As the second he uploaded a status declaring his new rule where each passerby must follow, the troll ridiculed him for being a general pussy and not to mention being autistic enough to lie about what happened between the two. Midnight getting her panties into a bigger twist than from the wedgie he got from his high school bully, he proceeded to make a HUGE journal on how Mocha was a 'disgusting, dishonest little cunt'. Memorable quotes resulted from this, such as:uploaded an epic
It also seems like that journal wasn't enough damage control, because he then proceeded to re-upload Mocha's art and used MSPaint to re-paste bits of Mocha's bio and claimed it a "parody". Mocha seeing this, proceeded to send in a copyright strike on his ass, to which he proceeded to have a bitch fit over.
This resulted in....
After the great Midnight war, many TARTlets were pleased to see this leaky colostomy bag was b& forever. Then all of a sudden, a video by him was uploaded ridiculing Mocha for doing the right thing, unfortunately the video was taken down, so enjoy this summary (incoming walltext):
- Parody video that he hates
Your Fault Not Mine!!1!
Zack didn't seem to learn from his previous mistakes, and decided to go for round 2. He soon be later get DMCA'd to death, and ran off. Conclusion? Use a condom kids. While it is unknown what exactly happened to Zackaube, it's been highly agreed upon that it met the same as Midnight-Fantom, b&. And nothing of value was lost!
- He loves cock more than poon (not that he's actually experienced the latter).
- He voted for Hillary Clinton.
- He's secretly a leftist paid by George Soros.
- He never finished high school.
- He probably has Autism.
- He believes Ayn Rand✡ was right.
- Down syndrome
- Egomaniac-monster(Troll's ED article)
- Operation Blueism
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