—Mikemikev, July 27 2017
Michael Coombs卐 (aka Mikemikev, Antifungal16) is a paedophile Neo-Nazi faggot, virulent anti-Semite and proponent of scientific racism. When not posting racism online — Michael is a big shitposter (emphasis on shit) who spends his time typing dribble on low-brow Manosphere forums, including The Beer Barrel. He also has managed to get over a hundred of his sockpuppets blocked at Wikipedia after calling TOW admins Jews and posting non-stop about biological race, his sperg-obsession. A former Metapedia sysop, Michael was banned there in 2014 for being "a drunken trouble causer", he now administrates Rightpedia.
- 1 2004-2010: Wikipedia
- 2 2010: YouTube
- 3 2011: Stormfont
- 4 2011: Encyclopedia Dramatica
- 5 2011-2012: Thephora
- 6 2012-2014: Metapedia
- 7 2014: Stumble Inn
- 8 Gallery
- 9 Related Articles
- 10 External links
While attending the University of Sussex, Michael wrote his first Wikipedia article. Several editors pointed out that it was a stub and complained because, like everything else, it didn't cite any references or sources. If you must, fall asleep while reading about . Later he went to China and got job as a teacher because he heard wonderful things about teaching there, surely they wouldn't mistake him for an American-look-alike and possible spy. Officials did and he was treated accordingly. Upset over the mistreatment, he attempted to get even with The Great Wall of China by writing himself into the school's Wikipedia article. Michael Coombs was remarkably similar to his Wikipedia username, someone noticed and his edit was reverted.
Race and Intelligence
While attending Imperial College, Mike became interested in Wikipedia's article about Race and Intelligence. As a racist, he obsessed more about it than gays do sodomy. What could possibly go wrong? Demonstrating his ability to work with others, Mr. Coombs attacked opposing viewpoints by making anonymous edits. Wikipedians reverted these edits and advised him to discuss the issue, which he did. His true identity was discovered when he edited a previously anonymous comment while logged into his Mikemikev account.
Due to the continued disagreements between editors, Wikipedia's mediation process was called into action. An impartial editor was assigned to mediate when really the article should have just been deleted. Everything went as smoothly as a Ku Klux Klan rally in Detroit, Mikemikev being one of the biggest instigators. Another Wikipedian named Mathsci noticed the chaos and entered the debate. His opinions differed from Mr. Coombs' and soon the two were engaged in a lustful homosexual relationship. Their love was so strong that it wasn't long until a fourth mediator threw in the towel, leaving the children to work out their differences amongst themselves.
This didn't happen and Mr. Coombs became entrenched in a bloody edit war with almost everyone else. During the epic struggle to maintain white supremacy, his relation with Mathsci quickly deteriorated. The cat fight between Mike and his ex-boyfriend escalated until the two were generating massive amounts of homosexual rage on the Administrators' noticeboard.
After the dust settled, Michael had won the prestigious "Who's the Biggest Faggot" award. He was referred to Wikipedia's Arbitration Committee which was created because Jimmy Whales wanted another layer of bureaucracy instead of admitting people don't always see eye to eye. Administrators on the committee think people care about their opinions, but the true purpose is to prolong the pain and suffering of the accused.
Much to everyone's amusement, Mikemikev demonstrated he's batshit insane and continued to incriminate himself. A simple Google search would have revealed that nobody survives an ArbComb referral. The administrators were like a group of cats playing with a dying mouse, eventually they got bored and after Mike's false hopes were crushed, he lost it.
Afterwards, Mr. Coombs went on a sockpuppet spree that impressed infamous vandals such as Willy on Wheels. For the next three years, Michael's former lover became obsessed with uncovering each and every one of them. Mathsci managed to rack up a high score of 60 until in 2013 he became an ArbCom victim himself.
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After narrowly escaping death at the hands of a Jewish lynch mob, the English teacher hastily packed his belongings and left under the cover of darkness. Mathsci followed his ex-boyfriend to YouTube, lurking in the shadows while documenting Mike's interactions with other men. His stay was short lived, unlike the bureaucrats at Wikipedia, YouTube officials don't pretend to give a damn and Mike was shown the door with a boot lodged up his tight ass.
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Mr. Coombs resumed his sockpuppet activities on Wikipedia after he failed to take YouTube by storm. With Mathsci knowing Mikemikev's every move, his sockpuppet wankery proved futile. The English teacher had grown frustrated as Mathsci became an expert at Whack-A-Mike playing, racking up an all-time high score in the process.
Michael joined Stormfront and posted a thread, hoping to raise a personal army, complaining about those pesky Jews on Wikipedia. After clicking his browser's refresh button every minute for what seemed like an eternity, someone finally responded. That someone was none other than Michael Coombs the Necro Bumper himself! Stormfront appeared not to care about Wikipedia at the time, it seemed that a recent historic election was a bigger issue.
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2011: Encyclopedia Dramatica
That summer, Mikemikev set out to bring much needed drama to Encyclopedia Dramatica. He created an account then immediately wrote a hilarious article about his former gay lover Mathsci. Not because he wanted to settle a score, but instead to demonstrate his knowledge of satire to the Internet. Unfortunately for him, Meepsheep got jealous of his article and deleted it! Concerned about Meepsheep's inexcusable behavior, he proceeded to engage another administrator in a perfectly reasonable discussion. It wasn't long before someone who walks around with his finger on The Holocaust Button™ noticed the discussion and a moment later Mikemikev was banned. Mr. Coombs was shocked, was it possible that Encyclopedia Dramatica had been infiltrated by Jews who were now conspiring against him?
Not easily deterred, he resorted to sockpuppet wankery, again. And as expected, attempts at adding Mathsci to Encyclopedia Dramatica's The Wikipedia Jews were unsuccessful. Enraged administrators unjustly sent each of his sockpuppets into orbit. Even today, OY VEY! stop the hate, Jewnius Faggayus, Anti White Kikes say No Thanks, Get it out of me daddy (something to do with a childhood experience?), GasTheKikes, JUST STOP THE HATE OK? still orbit Planet ED. The demoralized racist was sent back to Wikipedia where he resumed his game of Whack-A-Mike with Mathsci.
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Wikipedia, YouTube, Encyclopedia Dramatica and Stormfront were only minor setbacks. Mike joined Thephora, a refuge for people like him, but quickly wore out his welcome. The final nail in the coffin would come from Morpheus, who was literally the only black person on the forum. Michael's ass dripped with anticipation, craving the negroid's large cock, causing him to obsess over every post that Morpheus made. At first it appeared the English teacher was getting the best of somebody for a change, but Morpheus realized he was dealing with a special person and adapted quickly.
Mikemikev was unable to keep up with the colored person and other racist pointed and laughed as he was humiliated on his own turf. The faggotry escalated until Mr. Coombs created a poll, asking if everyone should add Morpheus to their ignore list, seriously. Interestingly enough, he was unable to follow his own advice because his ass still craved the negroid's cock. During this time, Michael couldn't resist picking fights with other members. Eventually white supremacist acted like an emo and asked the moderators to ban him. Other members pointed out that he could effectively do this himself, but oh hell no, he wanted the moderators to do it! His request was denied for the lulz and the dramafest continued. After 9 months, Mikemikev once again got an up close and personal view of the ban hammer, on nothing less than a forum for racists. After Mike's departure, Morpheus was no longer needed and banned due to racism.
—Jake Featherston, Supermoderator who did exactly that.
Before Mikemikev's defeat at Thephora, he retreated to Metapedia, but the wiki had its doubts due to his recent ass kicking by the seemingly unstoppable Morpheus. After a year and an amazing 118 edits, he was promoted to administrator, what could possibly go wrong?
Never one to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, Mike noticed anti-Semitic content that he considered extreme and removed it. He was concerned about Metapedia's "credibility" and didn't want people to think it was full of cranks. This explanation resulted in accusations that Mr. Coombs was a Zionist spy, the argument that followed proved that Metapedia was indeed packed to the gills with cranks.
—Hu1, Mikemikev is in bed with the Jews! OH SHI-
Learning nothing from his experience at Wikipedia, he began to edit an article that had been long dominated by Atlantid, one of Metapedia's top contributors. Soon Mike was pushing his weight around, getting into a yet another feud that proves all racist are living in the closet. Due to the fact that Atlantid was also mentally unstable, he was an easier target than Mathsci and Morpheus. Metapedia's bureaucrats noticed Mike playing mind games with Atlantid and banned the English teacher for 3 days.
Not wanting to lose yet another pointless edit war, the English teacher set out to forge alliances with Atlantid's enemies. One person answered Mike's request for assistance, but after a brief skirmish, his efforts proved futile. Unable to accept defeat, Mikemikev continued to harass Atlantid, but this time the bureaucrats failed to intervene. After 10,000 edits, Atlantid experience a mental breakdown and threw in the towel. Mr. Coombs, who had 360 edits, had finally won a pointless edit war, but Metapedia didn't share his enthusiasm and stripped Mikemikev of his administrative privileges. On the bright side, Michael Coombs has the distinguished honor of being the only white supremacist to deal a major blow to a wiki that thinks Adolf Hitler is God.
—Atlantid, who "also" suffers from schizophrenia.
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2014: Stumble Inn
In 2014, Mikemikev (and his "Yi Sun Shin" persona) battled "Virgil" at the Stumble Inn. Mikemikev was upset that Virgil was a Winston Churchill fan. Since Churchill resisted and then defeated the Nazi, Mikemikev couldn't comprehend how anyone could consider Churchill a hero, so on March 15, 2014, Mikemikev created a Metapedia article on the "Stumble Inn". Several hours later, "CHM8318", who was already familiar with the Stumble Inn, deleted the article and blocked Mikemikev. Strangely, CHM8318 believes that personal bias shouldn't be incorporated into Metapedia articles and that Mikemikev shouldn't be allowed to edit Metapedia due to personal attacks and insults. Despite Hu1's attempts to defend Mikemikev, big boss NatAll75 decided to ban Mikemikev from Metapedia for good. Mikemikev and his "Yi Sun Shin" account were later blocked from the Stumble Inn as well (, ).
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