Millenials (also known as Generation Y), are the demographic cohort following Generation X. Millennials were born in the 1980s and 1990s. They are mostly known as the generation responsible for Columbine, Virginia Tech, Britney Spears, Kesha, Lady GaGa, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and making most of the old memes of the 2000s. They are infamous for being entitled, narcissistic, materialistic, sexually deviant, cynical, hedonistic, and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 20s and 30s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing (save for the shitskin races like Niggers and Spics), although we have Baby Boomer economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time Jews Did WTC, Eric and Dylan pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of Bill Clinton, W, and Barack Obama.
The Millennials are the generation succeeding Generation X. Demographers and researchers typically use starting date ranging from 1980 to 1994. They typically graduated high school between 1998-2013. They grew up in the the presidencies of George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, W, and Obama; several notable events witnessed were the end of the Cold War, the Gulf War, the Los Angeles chimpouts, Columbine, Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked by Monica, the Internet coming out and becoming actually decent (mid 2000s), A literal monkey becoming the most powerful man in the world, another monkey taking that throne, the Virginia Tech Massacre, a fuckload of epic memes from 2006~2009, the rise of social media and smartphones, and the creation of a hedonistic, materialistic marxist world filled with drones and smartphone zombies.
Truly, this is a lot to take in; Despite this cohort being only about 15 years, each year produced noticeably different people from their superiors; someone born in 1986 is radically different from the Gen X-Y cross-generational lot born in the early 80s. That being said, this generation truly started going to hell when the kids born in the 90s started to come of age.
Characteristics By Decade
For all intents and purposes, lets split this generation into two halves; those born in the 80s, and those born in the 90s;
Millennials born in 1980–1985 graduated in 1998–2002, and still have memories of the Cold War and lived with the fact that they could all be brutally nuked to death at any given moment, depending on whether some jackass set up all us the fucking bomb. They will also remember that meme, as they were the fuckers who spammed it everywhere at the turn of the century. They were also paranoid like everyone else, over Y2K and the 2000 Elections. These people were the first kids on the block to make their own geocities pages, and the last group of teenagers who still had to use porn magazines since the internet loaded slow as fuck. And if mom or dad answered the phone, their internet cut off while they were in the middle of jacking off to a lame 320x240 image that took 20 seconds to load. They grew up without MMOs like World of Warcraft to suck away their souls; instead, they had shitty MUDs. Doom did come out though, so that was pretty fly. Early Millennials will /facepalm and feel a surge of nostalgia when I say NEENER NEENER!!! Sike! They also remember a time when you could wear a trenchcoat to school and not get instantly arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.
Millennials born in 1985–1990 graduated in 2003–2007, and came of age during the middle and late stages of the reign of terror conducted by the monkey, George W. Bush. They were of voting age by the time Obama took over the 2008 elections with calls of Hope and Change. These Millennials experienced technology finally becoming good; no longer did they have to live with shitty dial-up speeds, unless they lived in small towns or rural shitholes. They wasted their days on MMOs like World of Warcraft, MapleStory, Ragnarok and countless other MMOs. They grew up with sites like Newgrounds, and witnessed the creation of Web 2.0, with sites such as MySpace, Failbook, YouTube, Encyclopedia Dramatica, etc; they produced a magical, once-in-a-lifetime experience for the privileged minority who could afford broadband intarwebz. They were teens and tweens when W started the war of terror, which continues to this day. Many of their older brothers, mainly the older Millennials, and some Gen-Xers, were shipped off Over 9000 miles overseas to fight two shitty quagmire wars nobody but retarded republicans wanted. Overall, the 80s Millennials were around to see the world before the chaos of 9/11 and the coming Marxist-Matrix-1984-esque world that formed at the beginning of the third millennium.
Those born in the 1980s grew up with lots of awesome cartoons that in retrospect, are cheesy as fuck nowadays. They saw phenomena like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Power Rangers, Digimon, Saban's Marvel cartoons, Batman: The Animated Series, and others explode into popularity; these franchises took over the entire world, causing moral panics upon their parents, who often called them Satanic; much like the retards in the 80s who called Dungeons & Dragons Devil worshipping activities. They spent most of their days playing the NES, SNES, PlayStation, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, and Nintendo 64. They often listened to 2pac, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, Korn, Limp Bizkit, System Of A Down, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Green Day, Blink 182, Eiffel 65, among others. The most played games were The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, A Link To The Past, Majora's Mask, Super Mario 64, Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Fighter, KOF, Goldeneye 007, Doom, Duke Nukem, Wolfenstein, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Metal Gear Solid, Prince of Persia, Metroid, Twisted Metal, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Crazy Taxi, Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider, Hitman, Deus Ex, Spyro, Final Fantasy 4~8, Fallout, Starcraft, Warcraft, Overwatch, Halo, Animal Crossing, The Elder Scrolls, Half Life, Little Big Planet, Assassin's Creed, God of War, Uncharted, Team Fortress 2, The Witcher, etc.
Millennials born in 1991–1995 graduated in 2008–2012, and were the last true cohort of the generation, and were some of the first children of Generation X. Though underage b& when the epic events happening at the turn of the century began, they were the last collective of youth to experience the world before everything entirely went to shit. They are the first to be fully indoctrinated into homosexual leftist marxist brainwashing, being one of the most liberal and idiotic people in the history of the world.
They were the fuckers who helped make the first cancerous memes like Over 9000, Mudkips, THIS IS SPARTA, and all the old memes of the late 2000s. They were some of the first Scene and Emo kids. They grew up with YouTube and social media, and fondly remember when these sites weren't completely dumbed down and shitty. They often got butthurt that their computers couldn't run Crysis. They tend to be children of Gen-Xers who decided to stop being edgy and individualist and finally got around to being normal for once. They over-compensated in their parenting ethics, leading to fluffy, weak, confused children.
Only a few children born in this period got to experience games, shows and internet (like FF7, Gargoyles, etc) similar to the content the original millennials experienced. They were most likely introduced to the content by their older siblings or family. Or perhaps they were non-Americans watching reruns on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, and had a Playstation when all their friends had a Playstation 2. However, that doesn't change the fact that they live in a time of hypersensitivity and the internet being flooded by MacBook owning SJW normie faggots, and their cancerous and unfunny facebook memes. Among them are the few claiming to have been born in "the wrong generation" (possibly because they bare no illusions of how fucked their own is) and may or may not be massive hipster cocksuckers who only care about these things to seem cool to people that similarly idolize a time they don't actually have a connection to, i.e "muh nostalgia" (see also: 90s Kids).
Millennials born in the 1995–1999 range graduated in 2013–2017, and are typically a cross-generation with Generation Z; their new/faggotry, no memory of Y2K, low attention spans, little or no memory of 9/11 (with the exception of the first couple of years of this cohort), and autism are the direct result of this. They are the faggots who completely destroyed internet culture with newfag cancerous memes like Uncle Dolan, Nyan Cat, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Ayy lmao, Arrow to the knee, and other low effort Forced Memes.
They are typically babied and extremely liberal. This is because many of them are the children of other Millennials who got knocked up at super young ages because babies are just so CUUUTE! OMG I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!1!1! The remaining few who aren't products of other Millennials actually stemmed from 80's career women who suddenly flew into a panic at being childless at age 50 so they decided to pump a few out ASAP. Due to being old they decided to coddle their crotch spawn as much as possible leading to the easily rattled Millennial seen today. Most dumblrinas are from this age group.
Currently, 99% of all Western Millennials that were born in/between 91-99 have proudly submitted to Luciferianism and have swallowed the noxious spirits of Die-Cis-Scum; even the sad, butthurt oldfags from the early 80s have also followed suit.
Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids, if they'll even try to raise up a gen; mainly because they're so sterile from their fluoridated toothpaste and birth control pills, they obviously refuse to get laid because raising kids takes tons of time away from their prized UN-Approved doodads, and because America has no real job market, and all the new jobs get taken up by the goddamn baby boomers with dementia, the Mexican beaners, and the Japanese/Korean immigrants.
It doesn't help that almost a whopping 101% of all Gen Y women are narcissistic, prideful, hypersexual whores who often cheat on their autistic soyboy partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad and become living sex robots, instead of the nu-male pussies they've become. Millennials are THE most perverted generation on record. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS! (other than the upcoming Gen-Z tards who all got Soro's shots and SEVERE atismu from them...)
Degenerate sexual acts like Fellatio, Anal Sex, and even sick-fuck territory like Rimjobs, BDSM, and Furry Porn are already (or yet to be) fully accepted, celebrated by their street-pooping beaner friends at Chipotle's WiFi Corner, and are common practices. They often have sex on the first date, and have kids out of wedlock. Many often date single swamp-dyke mothers and raise other men's kids stolen from Idaho's child sanctuaries.
A majority of Millennial women have performed fellatio or taken it up the ass. Statistically speaking, 70% of high school girls have already shamelessly performed oral sex (Often by 37 mixed-race dudes; sometimes, even in a row), and in many areas (such as Commiefornia, Lousy-Anna, and Alex Soro's New Fork), up to 40% have tried anal. It is of NO surprise that they become the very horrible manic cucktard mothers you saw on late 2010's Netflix.
It is not uncommon to find 4 year olds dressing like hookers, pedos, or pervs! The schools that Mill-Gen-Z fags attend have a common scenery of girls wearing yoga pants or even just micro-mini skirts / shorts, and see-through Sodomite clothing.
ALL Millennials are retarded cucks who can't work (since there's no real job market in America) and voted en-masse for Bernie Sanders. They are extremely entitled, ugly, pessimistic, mentally ill, narcissistic, simple-minded, egotistical, prideful, manic, addicted to technology (smartphone zombies), SJW, LGBT race-mixing, Antifa, One-World-Dictatorship-Supporting, SAD-Diet-Devouring Cunts - the list goes on.
They are the first to (as a majority) join the marxist-fascist-communist conspiracy to destroy every state of America, in order to implement a nationwide Soros and United Nations police state, and implement communistic government and ideologies/theologies into every family and training centre.
They are greatly known for being extremely Politically Correct; they are so infantile that they will physically assault you with their stinky, chimp-like fists for even looking at their green-dyed hair or DARING to challenge their millitant UN dictatorship agenda. In College, the sad old folks with Dementia created pre-K style Safe Spaces, which are stocked with play-dope, friggin' baby TV and baby teething toys, and implemented Trigger warnings inside (and now outside) of college. They also created faggotry like "microaggressions", hundreds of fake genders, they're promoting full-blown Orwellian-style censorship, with violent action(s) to be physically deployed against their political opponents by the Freemason Deep State, etc.
A majority of Millennials have tried Weed, race-mixing and gender reassignment surgery, and often act like Hippies who think they're cool because they rot what little of their rotten brains they have left!
When the smartphone revolution occurred, the collective IQ of the generation sharply plummeted. Music went from tolerable (Eminem-era) to complete garbage. Millennials communicate via Big Brother apps like Facebook, Instagram, and Messenger; applications which require little brainpower and even encourage degenerate "art" forms, like Flat Design, Minimalism, Abstract-ism, and other degenerate art forms.
The result is that Millennials now possess attention spans on par with Pink Guy Disease sufferers. They make TERRIBLE employees, always needing to be congratulated or thanked for dressing up like a stoned Kyari-Pamyu-Pamyu impostor, and are always fucking SLACKING OFF ON SNAPCHAT/INSTAGRAM/GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER APPS THEY'RE DEPLOYING AGAINST THEMSELVES!!!!!!!
But we can't fire these shitheads, it'd destroy what little of an economy we got left! So we keep hiring Beaners and Japanese game show hosts to run our dying stores.
Here's a scary thought for you: There are 75 million of these motherfuckers in America. They're going to rule our country in 20 years.
Why doesn't Trump have any plans to deploy real (and we mean REAL) nuclear weaponry against this horrifying defected de-generation?
Most Millennials' parents are those of the Baby Boomer generation; the worst generation on record, notable for stripping the planet of it's resources, destabilizing western civilization (via promoting Feminism, Egalitarianism, Marxism, etc) permanently ruining the American economy, along with countless other ills. It should come as no surprise that the Baby Boomers would fuck up parenting as well, and Millennials serve as a prime example of this proposition. The following chart shows the cause and effect of numerous common techniques utilized by the Boomer collective.
|"You can do/be anything you want!"||Unwarranted Self Importance|
|(Endless heaps of undeserved praise)||See Above.|
|(Rewarding them trophies for everything)||See Above.|
|"Sex is bad and will kill you!"||Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes|
|Helicopter Parenting||Paranoid, submissive sissified youth.|
|"Free Range Parenting"||Undisciplined, douchebag youth.|
|"You are a special person!"||(Thinks the world owes them everything)|
|"Just b urself!"||Entitled, easily triggered shitheads|
|Divorce, neglect, abuse, etc||Teen Suicide, Depression, Drug use, etc.|
Early Millennials still existed in a time when an occasional good song was released:
- Millennials are untalented assholes responsible for Web 2.0, Flat Design, Modern Abstract Art, Minimalism, Pastel Colors, and Silicon Valley.
- Millennials have invented over 9000 different genders and sexual identities. They're also allowed to maul anyone who calls them by the wrong pronouns.
- Millennials idolize and leach everything off from 3 countries: Japan, Mexico and South Korea. They LOVE animu faggotry, pocky, korean BBQ and everything from the nearby land of illegal immigrant nazis.
- Ironically, Japanese imperialism/capitalism, as well as Japanese culture and its other success goes against ALMOST EVERYTHING that leftard millennials believe in. For instance, Japan values hard work and respect of citizens, while millennial dirtbags believe in pure item consumption (without working real jobs) and disrespecting outsiders of their leftard tribes.
- All millennials hate America and all western countries except those glorified by the subversive liberal media. They hate it for opposing agonizing transgender SRS 'treatments', opposing feminism, and allowing bibles in their leftist schools...
- Millennials, however, love crappy, inferior states, like Louisiana, Oregon, Mississippi, and California.
- They think getting to level 60 in World of Warcraft, clubbin' their unborn babies, or speaking crudely-written Japanese like an autistic kid who's still learning to write are life accomplishments.
- Almost all Millennials who "learn Japanese" are too hasty to read REAL japanese learning books, like Essential Kanji or anything by THE excellent Japanese learning author (named Eriko Sato.)
- Millennials who learn Korean do so by listening to subversive infantile K-Pop on PooTube, instead of real Korean learning books.
- The females have sucked 37 real dicks and 500 strawberry pocky sticks by the age of 15.
- The males have licked 22 virtual weenies on subversive pornography websites, filled with Kardashian chicks who are actually drags.
- They don't think twice about consequences of their actions. They're all leftist robots with the LeftChip implanted into their peewee brains.
- They can't keep a job for more than 3 years, unless it's at starbucks or a mexican restaurant filled with illegals who haven't showered in weeks.
- Speaking of working at starbucks, who's going to clean up the turds on the pavement outside on the building's sidewalk?
- They watch Japanese, Korean and mexican children's shows for Christ's sake!
- Almost no true millennial is a fan of American cartoon style anime/manga, like Doraemon, cause of its roots in American cultural values.
- And they don't know that anime/manga/Japanese video games (that they shell out with their parents' welfare tugboats) wouldn't even exist without Japan gaining inspiration from American culture to make anime/manga/Japanese video games.
- Millennials have invented over 9000 new EngRish words and have disregarded real English linguistics. That's why there's almost no good new books being made anymore.
- Millennials have degraded American culture and arts SO much, they want to make every yankee dependent on Japan and Korea for any new good work of art.
- Millennial art is hyper-modern junk based on Mexican/Honduran abstract art junk that belongs in a septic tank.
- They just won't have kids! Except the niggers, spics, feminists and transgender faggots.
- in 2021, all major U.S. cities will be dominated by Californians, feminists, transgenders, spics, and muslims, and civil whites will become endangered (and in constant danger of being killed by those damn spictards!).
- They didn't bring me my goddamn coffee, but instead gave me a fugly, sugary unicorn shake! Diabeetus and gangrene foot amputee blood in a cup!
- They're in $1,000,000,000,000.00+ of student loan✡ debt from their useless degrees, as there's no job market in America. They could move their butts over to China as architects or Zambia as surgeons, but are too afraid to work real jobs outside of Etsy and Patreon.
- On average, they have over $50,000 of debt
- 20% of them are unemployed and see every form of work as third-world slavery.
- 99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn
cellsmartphones gobblin' up their neurons!
- 69% of them voted for King Nigger; 9001% felt the Bern
- 99.9% of them are turning America into a real-life Mad Max dystopia!
- 100% of them should kill themselves or take a nice trip to Unit 731, where they can be dissected alive by Japanese surgeons for bioterrorism research (whilst being afflicted with anthrax.)
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- Baby Boomers - Their parents.
- Generation X - Their older brothers
- Generation Z - Their younger siblings.
- Hipster - The vast majority of Millennials today.
- Generation Snowflake
- Goth - A faggy clique that peaked with the Millennial generation.
- Emo - an even faggier clique that peaked with 1990~1992 births.
- Scene - Even queerer than before! Peaked in 2006~2008, with 1994~1996 births.
- Mental illness - Up to 69% of Millennials have one.
- Homosexuality - A mental disease affecting 1 out of 5 Millennials.
- Social Justice - They serve as foot soldiers of the social justice militia.
- Antifa - A domestic terrorist group composed mostly by Millennials.
- Liberal Butthurt Syndrome - suffered by half of them.
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