Mind control, contrary to popular belief, is serious fucking business. Do you often hear voices but fail to locate their source? Do you find yourself in locations and situations with no memory of how you got there? Do you find yourself the target of cruel mockery for your attempts to read/write English as if it were non-case-sensitive and/or a programming language? Do you fuck dogs? Some will call you crazy, but the truth is that you are a victim of mind control! The government, since it is evil and unsatisfied with its influence over the media, has been harassing you with electromagnetic fields since before you were born, and this can be proven by the fact that it gets little publicity. Some will tell you that magnetism has no effect on the human body, but they are puny carbon-based liars who do not even understand that linear time is lie. The man on the right knows the truth, but evil academics keep him down by forcing him to smoke crack and build a tent out of his motorcycle and literature every night.
Ways to avoid mind control
- Take lots of drugs.
- Never leave your house.
- Never live in a house in the first place; they're filled with EM FIELDS!!1
- Reject traditional spelling, syntax and grammar systems.
- Seek shelter with other anti-mind control activists (aka The Homeless).
- Kill Sarah Kerrigan, any and all Dark Archons, and just stay the fuck away from the Korprulu Sector in the first place.
- Send a bunch of tanks at the nearest Psychic Beacon or airstrike the nearest Psychic Dominator.
- Fuck dogs. Dogs can't be mindcontrolled, and neither can you while you're attached to them.
- Nothing. You weren't using your mind anyway.
VERY SERIOUS MIND CONTROL INFORMATION
- The truth from the man at right
- This site is run by a woman called who calls herself Heart so you know it's credible
- If you have any of these
delusionssymptoms, you are a victim of mind control
- All of these accounts are 100% true
- So are these
- Who you gonna call?
- This is a serious questionnaire
- Electronic government weapons are zapping burns in my face and overhead power lines emit rays that stab my back and make my brain feel swollen, srsly
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