Now that Miriam Weeks has become the most famous Duke University skank since Crystal Gail Mangum, we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe sluts thinking about doing porn (as Belle Knox) over Xmas break. Here are some lessons Miriam Weeks really should've followed...
- 1 Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outed like Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
- 2 MORE about Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
- 2.1 LOL, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) HATES The UK Daily Mail For Exposing The TRUTH
- 2.2 Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) claims poverty, but if you google her home address, u find it's a $420K house
- 2.3 lol, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) Is NOT Popular With Her Family
- 2.4 Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks Is NOT Popular on The Pornset
- 2.5 Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks Is a CUTTER, lol!
- 2.6 Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks loves her DRUGS, lol
- 2.7 Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks Is NOT Popular at Gonzaga Preparatory School (Spokane, WA), lol
- 2.8 Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks Is NOT Popular at Duke University
- 3 TIMELINE of The Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks Clusterfuck (2013-2015)
- 4 May 2015: Miriam Weeks Realizes She Fucked Up: Delete Fucking Everything!!
- 5 April 2016: Move Over Miriam Weeks...Duke Has a New Pornstarlet
- 6 Gallery
- 7 External Links
- 8 See Also
Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outed like Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
Lesson #1: DON'T Expect to Remain Anonymous If You Have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits
Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like Miriam Weeks:
Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize HER!
Needless to say, this led to Miriam Weeks being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuck up:
Lesson #2: If You're Recognized on Campus, DON'T Go Whining to Teh Media
- I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For The First Time I'm Telling The Story In My Words (lol, Miriam Weeks)
- Portrait of a porn star: Duke freshman stands behind her alter-ego (lol Miriam Weeks)
...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this! And IMMUNE FROM CRITICISM:
Lesson #3 If You're Outed as a Pornslut IRL, Then It's Time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina
From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a graceful career hop! At this point, Miriam might just be better off seeking a sugar daddy...
MORE about Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
LOL, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) HATES The UK Daily Mail For Exposing The TRUTH
Truth HURTS, doesn't it, Miriam?
- 17 March: Daily Mail reveals that Miriam Weeks has watched porn since age 12...Parents unavailable for comment
- 10 March: Daily Mail exposes that Miriam Weeks lied when she said her family had "no problem" with her pornwhoring
Stay on the story, dapper chaps: just follow the money...and the coke...and the jizz dripping from Miriam's busted apertures.
Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) claims poverty, but if you google her home address, u find it's a $420K house
—Miriam Weeks tells Dr. Kevin A. Weeks of her "Empowerment"
It's not surprising that a narcissist like Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is an effortless liar. What's amazing is that she thought the media would never check her story...
At first, Miriam attention whored by telling the press that her family was totally fine with her coke-fueled pornwhoring, as an outtake from cuntbooger Piers Morgan's interview showed:
- "It's my daddy's (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks (Spokane, WA)) fault I have to do porn! He wouldn't pay my tuition at Duke...instead, my cheapass father told me to take a full scholarship at Vanderbilt University. It wasn't fair! His fault! WAHHHHHHHH!!!"
- "My mommy (Harcharan Weeks) is a curry nigger, so she read me the Kama Sutra...and taught me to suck cock for money. Every time I get a semen-blast to the face, I say, 'Mommy, thank you for teaching me so well!')
—Miriam Weeks, writing about how she became a whore in XoJane
- "My older sister (Anita R. Weeks) also went to Gonzaga Prep, so she can also deepthroat a zucchini and take an assfucking like a champ! Can't wait for my sis (Anita Rachel Weeks) to join me in some girl-on-girl action!"
- "My brother (Paul Weeks) is a freak like me--who knows, maybe he's already spanked it to one of my films!"
And then came the epic lulz when her OWN FAMILY threw the lying cokewhore under the bus:
—Amanda Minor-Weeks, exposing Miriam as a worthless, ignominious liar
And the lulz just get better from here: little Miriam may soon be returning home with her assfucked tail between her legs, begging mommy Harcharan and daddy Kevin for forgiveness--since it's quickly becoming clear that she SUCKS as a porn "actress":
To no one's surprise, this stupid spoiled whore would end up unable to "play well with others"...even other pornwhores!
—Tweets from various pornpeeps, exposing Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) as, lol, UNPROFESSIONAL
That's gotta bite the Big One, right? Condemned by PORNSLUTS? Guess Miriam had better keep her day job...oh, wait...
No surprise that this chick would be pretty fucked up, right?
- lol, Coke Orgy
Yep, them Duke fratboys love that skank, Miriam Weeks...almost as much as Miriam Weeks loves her a COKE-ORGY...
- lol, Ecstasy
- lol, Miriam Weeks (hearts) Mary Jay
Not that anyone gives a shit nowadays, but...
Needless to say, most Duke students were not pleased with the effluent Miriam Weeks is sloshing on the Duke reputation. D-bags have chimed in routinely at CollegiateACB with such screeds as:
- Jesus Christ, Miriam Weeks looks fucking ANOREXIC nowadays...
- How Will Miriam Weeks Die?
- Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is RACIST, lol
- Miriam claims poverty, but if you google her home address, u find it's a $420K house wtf?
- Word is that the Duke porn star (Miriam Weeks) is a coke-head
- so Duke freshman porn star Belle Knox is an ESCORT too?
- Just when I though Belle couldn't get any dumber...she blames Duke for the scandal
- Miriam Weeks -- Get out of Duke
- There should be a betting pool to predict when Belle Knox drops out of Duke...
- Belle Knox found dead of OD!
- What I hate most about Belle Knox
- U.K Daily Mail exposes Miriam's LIES
- PETITION TO EXPEL BELLE KNOX!
- Belle Knox unliked by other porn stars on set
- Betting Pool: When does Belle Knox end up in rehab/psychward?
If Miriam ever actually returns to the Duke campus, this section will surely grow longer--like a dick in Miriam's gaping mouth.
- May 26, 2013-- Miriam Weeks graduates from Gonzaga Preparatory School in Spokane Washington...within days, she'll start seeking johns (aka sugardaddies) online...
- Late Autumn 2013--Miriam Weeks (calling herself "Belle Knox" for the frist time...) places nude pix at MatrixModels, signalling her availability to chug cock on camera the day after Christmas...
- January 10, 2014--Coked up and drunk, Miriam Weeks lets slip (to HERO Thomas Bagley) that she is doing porn as Belle Knox
- January 16, 2014--Campus whispers surface online at the Duke-room of CollegiateACB, in a thread called "Freshman PornStar"...and Miriam Weeks is outed as Belle Knox
- February 7, 2014--"I found out a girl in our freshman class is a pornstar," reports some douchebag to Collegfessions, "I've now made it my goal to fuck her before I graduate. (signed) Duke University"
- February 14-21, 2014--In a moronic attempt to 'un-out' herself on campus, Miriam Weeks attention whores to idiots at the Duke Chronicle and XOJane. Miriam Weeks INSISTS that neither publication reveal her pornname, Belle Knox.
- February 22, 2014--Miriam Weeks is OUTED as Belle Knox on CollegiateACB, AutoAdmit, and Encyclopedia Dramatica...Miriam Weeks, foiled in her stoopid attempt to delete fucking everything proceeds to shit her pants. Oh, and her family gets outed, too....
- February 28, 2014--Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks / Duke University Porn Star is profiled at KnowYourMeme
- March 5, 2014--Time Magazine LOLs at Miriam Weeks' claims that her whoring represents "feminist empowerment".
- March 6, 2014--In the wake of tales of Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) doing coke and skipping classes, a pool arises for when Miriam Weeks will officially withdraw from Duke.
- March 11, 2014--News emerges that Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is burning bridges with other pornstars. A newspaper from Miriam Weeks' hometown (Spokane, WA) runs an article on the "2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate."
- March 12-13, 2014--The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times report what everybody already knew: that the self-cutting cokehead Miriam Weeks is fucked in the head.
- March 17, 2014--Petitions for Miriam Weeks' expulsion from Duke gain traction.
—Dr. Drew March 18
- March 18, 2014--Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) dances to "Cherry Pie" at HeadQuarters Club in Manhattan. Afterward, Miriam gives patrons head in exchange for quarter-grams. Shameful slut Miriam Weeks continues whining about being "slut-shamed", pitches tantrum when asked 'condescending' questions by media, finally admits 'regret' over Facial Abuse rapeporn.
- March 19, 2014--UK Daily Mail outs Miriam Weeks as a psycho cutter; Miriam pitches shitfit on Twitter.
- March 19-20, 2014--Lying cokewhore Miriam Weeks can't get her story straight on whether she's returning to Duke University.
- March 17-21, 2014--Despite telling Piers Morgan on March 6th that she was only leaving Duke "for a few days...for safety reasons," Miriam Weeks spends yet another week playing the Attention Whore, then telling a reporter that she's not returning to Duke until the meanie death threateners go away.
- March 21, 2014--First Miriam Weeks sightings on Duke campus. But some anonymous asshat claims Miriam's twitter pix lack North Carolina folliage (SRS!).
- March 22-23, 2014--Miriam Weeks ED page named ARTICLE OF THE NOW! History!
- March 25, 2014--Jacky St. James mocks Miriam Weeks' "manufactured story" and "underwhelming performances."
- March 26, 2014--"Miriam Weeks deserves backlash," editorializes the student newspaper of Western Illinois University.
- March 26, 2014--Miriam Weeks continues to exploit Duke University for cheap buck$.
- March 28-April 1, 2014--Gossip sites document growing backlash against Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) in the porn industry.
- April 6, 2014--Rumor surfaces that Miriam's daddy, Dr. Kevin A. Weeks, has had a heart attack. But it turns out the LULZ were premature.
- April 7, 2014--News surfaces that Miriam Weeks will be hosting a shitty web-based reality show, "the seX factor".
- April 10-12, 2014--Miriam Weeks attention-whores in Philadelphia.
- April 11, 2014--Did Miriam's brother, 22-year-old Paul Weeks upbraid Duke ACB posters for "bullying"? You be the judge: Leave my sister alone you freaking creeps!
- April 13, 2014--Owner of domain name MiriamWeeks.com solicits LULZ.
- April 14, 2014--Miriam Weeks posts bullshit on Huffington Post. Commenters mock Miriam's moronic rationalizations.
- October 8, 2014--Another Miriam Weeks spank-film, "Confidences Sexuelles d'une etudiante" cums out.
- October 15, 2014--Miriam Weeks stops posting noodz to her twitter. Interest in her tweets plummets 90%.
- October 22, 2014--Miriam Weeks' stupidity is mocked in an episode of "Law & Order: SVU", which brings LULZ by having a slut inspired by Miriam's story get "raped," then having the "rapists" get off scot-free.
- November 3, 2014--Lisa Ann Loves Girls 2 cums out.
- January 27, 2015--Daily Dot reports that Miriam Weeks has been dropped from hosting "The Sex Factor" for unspecified reasons.
- January 30, 2015--Miriam Weeks tries to go legit by giving a political speech, but only succeeds at showing she's too dumb to understand the word "libertarian". Miriam quickly returns to things she knows best: cocksucking and attention whoring.
- February 14, 2015
- February 25, 2015--Desperate for any crumb of publicity, Miriam Weeks admits she fucked up her life on an episode of the MTV series "One Bad Choice". Just one?
- March 27, 2015--Miriam Weeks is kicked off of a radio show after cokewilding on a DJ who asks if she fucks for money off-camera, too.
May 2015: Miriam Weeks Realizes She Fucked Up: Delete Fucking Everything!!
Miriam's last tweet appeared on March 19th. The twitter feed remained dormant until late May, when the account disappeared altogether. Updates on the "Belle Knox" Facebook page also became spotty and, since they showed a CLOTHED Miriam, weren't worth looking at.
(Rumors have surfaced that Miriam has withdrawn from Duke, returned to Spokane, and is begging her family to forgive her shameless whoring.)
Miriam's personal page ("Macy Werrks") no longer "likes" her porn-persona and--OMFG!--is actually set to PRIVATE!
Too late, Miss Weeks seems to have learned the value of not spreading your legs for the internet.
April 2016: Move Over Miriam Weeks...Duke Has a New Pornstarlet
Med school prof. Allison Hall is the new Duke pornstarlet. Here is a sample of her work.
- Miriam Weeks' Facebook "Macy Werrks"? Great alias, Miriam!
- Last update: May 20th. Yes, her teeth are still stained yellow.
Deleted, May 2015 Go here to ask her out for a date. She puts out as long as you pay. Deleted, but Because what the world needs are more nude pictures of stupid slutssample archived here
- Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) entry on Porn Wikileaks
- Is Miriam Weeks' brother Paul Weeks trolling CollegiateACB-Duke?
- There's a growing backlash against the Duke porn star (Miriam Weeks) in the adult industry
- Belle Knox Outed (as Miriam Weeks); Porn Star's Real Name, Troubled Past Revealed
- Photos that show that 18-year-old Duke porn star Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is a cutter who gets 'aroused' by hurting herself (UK Daily Mail)
- LOL, Miriam Weeks is SO MAD at UK Daily Mail
- Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) claims she'll need SECURITY GUARD at Duke
- Duke Porn Star (Belle Knox real name Miriam Weeks) isn't as empowered as she claims (Time Magazine)
- Miriam Weeks petition to expel Duke student. Garbage now thrown at her.
- Of Sluts and Daughters and Tuition Costs (Dr. Kevin Weeks)
- Scrutinized Duke student and porn actress is 2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate (Spokane Spokesman-Review)
- Family exposes Miriam Weeks lies
- Belle Knox unliked by other porn stars on set
- If Porn Is Not Shameful, Why Doesn’t Duke University Freshman Miriam Weeks Use Her Real Name?
- Miriam Weeks blames Duke and cheapass daddy (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks) for doing porn
- Duke Porn Star dot CUM (Miriam Weeks) (Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks nudepix (as Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) vids COMPLETE SET links
- Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks on KnowYourMeme
- Link to Miriam Weeks' movie, "Facial Abuse"
- /*\ NUDE PIX OF MIRIAM WEEKS (DUKE U. FRESHMAN) /*\
- Miriam Weeks wants YOU to be her sugardaddy!
- OFFICIAL BELLE KNOX (DUKE U) OUTTING THREAD
- LOL, Duke students outed surfing BelleKnoxPorn
- Porn Chick (Belle Knox)pleads poverty, so how did 'rents afford Gonzaga Preparatory School?
- Proudly on eFukt as 'the feminist chick', getting fucked to hell and humiliated like the stupid whore she is.
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