Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier

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The perps, bowing their heads in silent prayer to Slenderman

Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were two young ladies from the good ol' U S of A who tried killing their friend, Payton "Bella" Leutner, to get a High Score in the hopes it would appease a mediocre creepypasta character named Slenderman. Though they stabbed Bella 19 times (in an action Morgan described as "stabby stab stab stab"), their plan ultimately failed when a cyclist founded Bella's body in the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin and called 911. Morgan and Anissa surrendered to the police and are currently in court awaiting trial for having shit taste in scary stories.

Background[edit]

Proper planning (and cheesecake) is the key to a successful murder

Morgan, Anissa, and Bella were three mildly retarded middle school girls from the mildly retarded home of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein, which actually makes perfect sense. For fun they would do activities done by all unpopular kids, such as rollerskating, mashing granola into Silly Putty and flinging it at the ceiling, and cosplay. During the latter activity, Morgan would dress up like Data from Star Trek, Bella as a princess, and Anissa as (we shit you not) something of her own creation called a "prosi-troll." Like all autistic youngsters and creepy middle-aged pedos, the girls had a fascination with Harry Potter, and Morgan thought she could talk to Voldemort. As is the fate of most unpopular kids who do not an hero themselves, two of these girls decidedly to involuntarily an hero someone else.

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Moar info: Slenderman.

The Slenderman was a character originally created on the Something Awful forums back in 2009, consisting of a slender, shadowy figure that liked to hang around children. Anissa was first exposed to Slenderman in a video from the groundbreaking masterpiece of wandering around and building dick statues known as MineCraft. From there it was onto Creepypasta and from there Morgan was introduced to the character. Somehow, the two got it in their heads that the second most terrifying thing to some out of Something Awful (the first being the marriage of Lowtax to an Azn cam-whore) was, in fact a real entity to which they could become "proxies." Just what exactly being a "proxy" would entail is unclear, though we assume it probably would have given them X-ray vision or some shit. But, even if the gifts of proxyism were unclear the method of becoming one was not: they would have to murder one of their friends from school.

The Plan[edit]

The Slenderman OP: totally worth killing for

The plan to become the proxies of Slenderman was simple:

  1. Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off and prove that duct tape is the solution to everything.
  2. Stab her a bunch of times; creating massive amounts of red food colouring.
  3. Run and find "Slenderman's Mansion" which is probably somewhere near Voldemort's Lair just past Narnia in Middle Earth.
  4. ????
  5. PROFIT!

The Stabbing[edit]

On May 31, 2014 Morgan and Anissa put their genius plan into action. They first halfheartedly tried assaulting Bella in a public park restroom; those ones where closeted homos sneak off to at night for a blowjob from a 16-year-old runaway boy. Now, while most people would have run away screaming after an being attacked in a restroom, Bella--in a truly Facepalmingly-worthy moment of idiocy--decided that despite being accosted in the Toilet of Terror she would continue on with these two burgeoning psychopaths into the freaking woods of all places to play hide-and-seek. Unfortunately for Bella, the other two girls were, in reality, furries who quickly changed into their fursonas--that of homicidal cats--and spoke the following words before attacking her with a knife:

Bella (left) and Morgan (right): Taking their cosplay to a whole new level
   
 
Kitty now. Go ballistic. Go crazy
 

 
 

—Anissa Weier

   
 
Don’t be afraid, I’m only a little kitty cat.
 

 
 

—Morgan Geyser

Bella was then stabbed 19 times while crying, "I hate you! I trusted you!" (Interestingly enough, this is what a good deal of Encyclopedia Dramatica users end up eventually screaming at the site prior to ragequitting). The two would-be murderers wandered around aimlessly with no real plan (much like players do in the game where Anissa was first introduced to Slenderman). It was at this point that Morgan revealed the telepathic conversations that she had with Slenderman in which she promised that if they didn't go through with the murder then he could murder their families. Despite believing that they were going to spend the rest of their lives with Slenderman, they were soon picked up by police near the overpass. Why Slenderman hasn't shown up to break them out of the Wisconsin juvenile correctional facility where the girls are being held is unknown. Maybe he's still pissed that he couldn't get a starring role in YouTube Favicon.png Marble Hornets.

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