Mutant Cats

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to: navigation, search

Dwarfism[edit]

One of the current in vogue mutation trends, thanks largely in part to the recent popularity of Grumpy Cat, munchkin kitties are in high demand. You can expect to pay upwards a $1,000 for one of these particular genetic fuckups.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Scottish Folds[edit]

Despite what many believe, these are not a natural breed. Every Scottish Fold shares a single common ancestor with a particular white barn cat named Susie, who was found at a farm near Coupar Angus in Perthshire, Scotland. This particular mutation not only causes flattened/malformed ears, but also causes abnormalities in bone structure allowing them to stand, sit and lay in positions that would otherwise be uncomfortable to non-mutated cats. For added hilarity, if you ever try and breed two Scottish Folds together the end result is often a gigantor genetic clusterfuck resulting in some pretty spectacular abominations.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Galleries[edit]

"Two Face" Chimeras About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


"Two Face" Chimera "Venus" About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Ear Mutations About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Polydactylism About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Dichromatic Eyes About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Oxford winged cat sunday dispatch 10 jun 1933.jpg
Other Mutations About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


See Also[edit]

Mutant Cats
is part of a series on
Bad things that happen to animals NEDM1.jpg
Basic Concepts [-+]

Animal AbuseBestialityFurryTaxidermy

Meet the Menagerie:

BadgersBatsBearsBeesBirdsBunniesCalifornia Pet Laws 1/1/19CatsChickensChihuahuasCowsCrabsDinosaursDogsDucksFishFoxesFrogsGiant IsopodsOctopusesPandasParakeetsPenguinsPigsRatsSharksSheepSnakesSpidersTurtlesWalruseWolves