Nasim Aghdam

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Nasim Aghdam
Nationality: Persian  MiniflagIran.png
Highscore Killed 0, injured 3
Top 25? Not Even Goddamn Close
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive: Demonetization
Nasim ready to kill

Nasim Najafi Aghdam was a batshit insane PETA activist (definitive proof that all vegans are blood-thirsty lunatics) and YouTuber that, on April 3rd, 2018, decided that she had enough of JewTube's censorship and demonetization and shot up their IRL headquarters while wearing a hijab. The only lulz that have happened as a result of this one-woman crusade were the jews at JewTube shitting their pants when they heard the shots, one of the injuries being caused by someone tripping on their way out of the building. A shame she got no one killed but herself. Some argue she was really a man.

Despite the police being informed prior to the shooting by Nasim's family of her disdain towards YouTube and mentioning she was heading there on the day of the shooting, they did nothing and decided it was a better idea to go shoot some black kids down the street after questioning her and seemingly finding nothing wrong with her, later going on to shift the blame to her family because they didn't mention she had violent intentions. In the building it was reported that one employee heard gun shots in the cafe as Nasim entered but didn't move because they thought it was just balloons popping.

Videos[edit]

Nasim has many videos denouncing the evils of satanism, anal sex, degeneracy in general, crass consumerism of junk food media, thots, third-wave feminist whores, and being a conformist sheeple follower of the globalist government. She basically calls out and names the Jew several times, and that's why they shut her down.

Demonetizating my videos? Ok, allahu akbar!
Vegans muscles
WARNING: FAKE BOOBS
Fake Boobs song
SHE'S A MAN-IAC
Iranian Ninja idol?


Media Reaction[edit]

Mashable being fake news

Because of Nasim being the only woman in centuries to step out of the kitchen and take action against what was happening to her, the media was left with no boogeyman to place the blame on similar to how they did with every other male shooter in recent times, so many made up stories linking the mass shooting to random shit like her boyfriend dumping her, which not only makes no sense as to why someone with a resentment for YouTube would date someone from the same company, but has also been disproven.

Other irrelevant media outlets such as Mashable tried tricking their audience into believing that Nasim was white, shooping her pictures by brightening up her face and adding green contacts. Obviously they got lazy half way through and forgot to edit the 7 pictures they showed from her Instagram a few lines down. Their archived retardation can be seen Archive today-ico.png here.

Nasim of a thousand faces[edit]

A result of nobody outside of desert lands knowing who Nasim was prior to the shooting was that everybody was able to make up their own batshit insane backstories for her to support their retarded politics, such as her being Muslim, because only Muslims create terror attacks, or her being trans because of the Archive today-ico.png many Archive today-ico.png TERFs that claimed that women were too pure to commit an act of violence. In reality, only a woman could miss every shot she took in a crowded building.

Her Manifesto[edit]

BE AWARE! Dictatorship exists in all countries but with different tactics! They only care for 
personal short term profits & do anything to reach their goals even by fooling simple-minded people, 
hiding the truth, manipulating science & everything, putting public mental & physical health at risk, 
abusing non-human animals, polluting environment, destroying family values, promoting materialism & 
sexual degeneration in the name of freedom,..... & turning people into programmed robots!
"Make the lie big, Make it simple, Keep saying it, And eventually they will believe it" Adolf 
Hitler... There is no free speech in real world & you will be suppressed for telling the truth that is not 
supported by the system. Videos of targeted users are filtered & merely relegated, so that people can 
hardly see their videos!
There is no equal growth opportunity on YOUTUBE or any other video sharing site, 
your channel will grow if they want to!!!!!

Graded Score[edit]


Graded score
Kill count: 0/20 (Epic fail)
Accuracy: 0/20 (What more could you expect from a woman?)
Style: 3/20 (Feminism style)
Butthurt: 10/20 (Monies & audience reach matters)
Bonus: 15/20 (Happened at JewTube HQ so was famous for 6 hours)
Total score: 28/100 (F-)

Wanted Level:
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