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(Powerword: Nathaniel Edward Spidgewood; aka Nathaniel Edward Speed, Nate Spazzwood, Nate Shitwood, Nate Cockwood, Nate Fagwood, Nate Furwood, Nate Pisswood and Nate Spergwood), is a pissed off, highly autistic 13-year-old boy furry from Seattle, Washington. He is best known for his numerous sockpuppets that he created on ED in an attempt to take down this article. Of course, it was pretty obvious that Spergwood was behind the accounts because they all had one major distinction: the words "Nate" and "pissed" were usually in ALL CAPS so it didn't take long for a sysop to see it and place the ban hammer on him. See the talk page for a prime example. He has a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty animations made in MS Paint and a Patreon "campaign" video where he lies about his age.
The "tl;dr" story on this guy goes like this:
He is obsessed with TV Tropes, wanted to edit on TV Tropes, was banned from TV Tropes, and can't live without TV Tropes, was too stupid to realize he couldn't just go back to TV Tropes under a different name, was banned again, spent time crying like a bitch on the Tropes Mirror Wiki about being banned, kept attempting to sock puppet troll TV Tropes, kept getting thrown out after being discovered while screaming threats of death and bodily harm, and he still occasionally tries to go back and troll TV Tropes even though he fucking sucks at it. He also is obsessed with shitty cartoons and likes drawing this shit in lieu of growing up and getting a fucking life.
For the longer version, read onward.
- 1 Who is Nate Spidgewood?
- 2 Nate Spidgewood: Dumbass Wiki Troll
- 3 Gallery of Fail
- 4 TAKING DOWN TVTROPES BY HAX
- 5 Reaction to This Article
- 6 Nate Spidgewood, Psycho Internet Stalker
- 7 Facts
- 8 Patreon
- 9 Video Resume: Failed Quest to Get $100
- 10 Prank Call
- 11 His ED Accounts
- 12 See Also
- 13 External Links
Who is Nate Spidgewood?
Here's a tl;dr biography he wrote of himself from his art site (which is a weebly, lol) . Along with his and .
Below is a summary:
Nate had a
huge boner for shitty comics since he was a kid, so he devoted his life towards reading them and trying to draw them since he had nothing going on in his real life and nobody to talk to except his poor excuse of what he calls his parents. He eventually joined JewTube for the first time in 2006, made some shitty videos that got his sorry ass banned, and to no one's surprise most of them blew ass anyway. He eventually decided to delete fucking everything around September 2007 and tried to start over by getting into MUGEN, but he managed to fuck that up too.
He continued his career in epic fail by getting suspended from school for using dirty words at the beginning of 2008, then spent the rest of the years getting mocked for his Jewtube failures.
So, when did his faggotry hit critical mass?
Nate once tried to edit on Wikipedia, but his edits were reverted by the Wikipedia Jews and all articles he tried to create were deleted. This pissed him off, so he decided to go to an even shittier alternative: TV Tropes
On TV Tropes, he had fun editing there for awhile, but he soon ran into trouble when he decided whining about shit he hated was a great idea. This pissed off the TV Tropes Jews, so they suspended his retarded ass, and he figured calling the TV Tropes jews out on their faggotry was a good idea. Eventually, even after the moderators at TV Tropes told him they'd let him edit again if he would just shut the fuck up, quit whining like a bitch, and calm the fuck down, he eventually decided to leave in a swirling vortex of butthurt.
A year later, he showed up again managing to achieve epic fail as a ban evader, and almost got some other dumbass banned along with him.
However, this far from the end of Nate's faggotry.
Nate Spidgewood: Dumbass Wiki Troll
Not long after outing himself on TV Tropes in a manner most inept, he decided to run over to the Tropes Mirror Wiki, and he basically started plagiarizing from TV Tropes and cunt pasting it on the Troper Mirror Wiki until the admin there told him cut that shit out. He also was stupid enough to admit to attempting to troll TV Tropes, and another user politely told him that he didn't give a shit. Twice.
He tried to get people to meatpuppet his edits over to TV Tropes, and was told by an admin to go the fuck away, no one cared. Being too stupid to take a hint he tried again, and another admin told him to go the fuck away. He also wanted someone to write a bot to cunt paste his edits from the Tropers Mirror Wiki on TV Tropes, and yet again he was told to fuck off.
(The last one is particularly face palm worthy, since TV Tropes and Tropes Mirror Wiki use a modified version of PmWiki and MediaWiki respectively, which goes to show how knowledgeable this cunt is about wikis.)
The shit gibbon cock holster is STILL being a failtroll faggot, and he'll almost certainly be tard raging about this bullshit on his deathbed.
Gallery of Fail
NOTE: This gallery has a decent amount of content not otherwise in the article, do look beyond the five images shown.
TAKING DOWN TVTROPES BY HAX
The funny part is that TV Tropes has been DDoSed before, and Nate doesn't seem to realize computer hacking is a criminal offense, so had he ever achieved anything other than fail, he left his real name, picture, and public address on a public website clearly stating his intentions to cause criminal damage to another website.
We would like to add that Nate once vandalised us admitting to fundraising for a hack (again this is a fucking criminal offense), only to dispute that he was hacking TV Tropes in order to "change their policies", which is another crime called extortion. Awesome job, Nate.
Reaction to This Article
—Nate, May 2nd 2014
Nate Spidgewood, Psycho Internet Stalker
Now that Fast Eddie is long gone, Nate has another trope wiki founder he fucking hates, GethN7; who runs a competitor to TVTropes called All The Tropes.
Unlike Eddie, though, this terminal autist has a somewhat thicker skin and collected most of Nate's deranged shitposts and compiled his Kimmo Alm/Moot style email exchanges into a series of blog posts for lulz and for great justice.
- Message to Nate Spidgewood: Grow up and get a life.
- In which I show exasperation at the idiocy of Nate Spidgewood
- My final, exhausted appeal to Nate Spidewood to drop his grudge against TV Tropes
- Nate Spidgewood: Holiday Death Threats Edition
- Nate Spidgewood: For New Year's, Resolve to Quit Being a Faggot
- Nate Spidgewood:Salty and crazy as ever
- Nate Spidgewood Has Lost His Freaking Mind
- The Whinegina Monolouges
GethN7 PWNS Nate on /cow/
The trope autist decided to share his experiences with Spidgewood on /cow/, and the thread initially looked like it would die on arrival due to the general view being that it looked like a generic NYPA request, this was until Nate showed up to sperg and tard rage like usual.
That is, until Geth warned Nate if he didn't stop, he'd call not only Nate's parents, but also The Man.
Nate didn't take this seriously, until he immediately started backpedaling when the christfag troping autist proved that he wasn't kidding, and told Nate to GTFO or risk routine asspoundings by Bubba in prison.
Geth also explained to him in detail exactly why his sperging for several years over namespaces on TV Tropes is a waste of time and that flaming 8chan's /cow/ demanding they remove his ED article is incontrovertibly retarded:
GethN7 Catches Nate Lying
It's 2018 and GethN7 along with StoneKnightMan is still on the job hunting down any Nate Spidgewood vermin vandalizing the wikia pages. However Nate came up with a strategy to get GethN7 & StoneKnightMan banned so he can continue creating hacked sock accounts to edit wikia pages his way. That strategy is this: Lying and tricking wikia users and admins to take advantage into doing his dirty work and banning GethN7 & StoneKnightMan. That sucker falling for Nate's lies is TheCoolWikiDude. Nate's strategy of abusing good faith was a brief victory...for a short while until GethN7 undid the bullshit Nate dumped. This resulted in Nate tard-raging and having his sock accounts blocked as always.
After TheCoolWikiDude apologized for believing Nate's bullshit who didn't realize Nate is bullshit, GethN7 reached the point of knowing he had to put an end to Nate Spidgewood's autism rage.
GethN7 Takes Away Nate's Wikia Editing
After "Evil Hitler Bitch" GethN7 and "Evil Hitler Whore" StoneKnightMan caught Nate using socks again on Wikia, the two evil Hitlers banned him over 9000 times. This time would be the last, though, as Geth finally made first contact with the Wikia admins to globally and permanently ban Nate and strip away his Wikia editing for good! After Nate threw another sperging, shit spewing temper tantrum, he went to do his usual raging at both GethN7 and StoneKnightMan he calls evil Hitlers.
The following message sperging from Nate happened on Wednesday, May 9th, 2018, at 8:41 PM:
Nate The Cyberterrorist
One month later, Nate thought it would be a good idea to send a chain email to his self-proclaimed evil Hitlers and pretend he's a staff member from the Wikia community by sending a malicious batch file named ShareX (a legitimate program for screenshotting, mind you) to fight against vandals and spammers like himself by archiving evidence. Of course GethN7 and StoneKnightMan are really not that stupid to fall for such a innovative trick as GethN7 announced on Kiwi Farms that Spidgewood is sending a malware batch file that can "sabotage" your computer if you are a complete dumbass. By sending this e-mail, Nate officially went from vandalizing sperg to a cyberterrorist sperg.
With Geth, Stone, and the Wikia community contacting the Federal Trade Commission in concert over Nate falsely using the trademarks of a commercial entity for the purposes of committing a crime, Nate could face sentences for years for the charges of Repeated Harassment, Attempted Sabotage, and False Impersonation of Trademarks.
—Thanks for confessing a crime Nate!
Nate's New Target: Wikipedia
We all know Nate will literally never gives up editing on certain wikias until this mad lolcow disease of a childish little brat in a diarrhea-filled diaper gets what he wants. Unless someone shuts down his internet or takes Nate away to a padded room in a mental hospital for loonies like Nate. When all else fails for Nate getting banned on wikias shielded by the Super Hitler Bros. Geth & Stone, Nate goes after something bigger with a higher risk of getting in more deep shit. Wikipedia!
On second thought.... Let Wikipedia have Nate. Wikipedia is known for being shit and having social justice wikicucks white knighting certain feminazis for good boy points. Nate and Wikipedia are meant for each other. That'll give the wikia pages a breather from the sperging rage of Nate Spidgewood.
Nate's TV Tropes Neutered And Super Pissed
Of all the years of vandalizing, torture, and RAGE IN ALL CAPS Nate has been causing, TV Tropes finally did something smart for a change to prevent wild Nate sperg attacks that should've happen for a long time. Switching the account status creation to Pending Approval. With pending approval, Nate can no longer ban evade his way to TV Tropes like Donald Trump's wall to keep the illegal immigrants from shitting up America. But we know TV Tropes is his only love life. And like all normal human beings that learns to move on, Nate refuses to give up and not move on with his life. What's his next move you may wonder? Spamming emails to the TV Tropes staff, TV Tropes mods, The Hitler Dudes, and a user name fighteer.
The following email spammed from Nate Spidgewood happen on February 1st, 2019, 11:08 PM - 11:09 PM. (60 seconds worth of spam)
—Love, Nate Spidgewood.
You heard it folks. Nate's next diabolical and autistic plan is to create a GoFundMe account to raise $500 to hire a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins and change TV Tropes the way Nate's needle boner wants it to be. What Nate's stupidity doesn't realize is that hiring a hacker to hack the TV Tropes admins and its site is... what's that word again... oh yeah! ILLEGAL!! But whatever. It's his life. Let him throw it away for the law to arrest him.
- ... was kicked out of special ed and middle school in the 7th grade for throwing psychopathic temper tantrums.
- ... loves to spam /cow/ on 8chan every time there's a new thread about him.
- ... lives with his parents Jerry Speed and Dana Speed.
- ... frequently wets himself and the bed.
- ... gets locked up in his padded room at night by his parents when he tards out too much.
- ... deletes and re-uploads his Patreon video.
- ... is used by his parents to get autism gold because they're too lazy to get a job.
- ... asked his parents to change his last name to Spidgewood because Nate thinks it sounds more mature.
- ... gets his mom Dana Speed to help make videos for him.
- ... says he's 20 years old.
- ... is a furry.
- ... yiffs for his original character Arry the Armadillo.
- ... has OCD.
- ... has a fetish for furries taking a shit anywhere.
- ... is a liar and has tricked Wikia users & admins to do his dirty work for him.
- ... wants you to "STOP GIVING JUST BEING DISRESPECTFUL." and "IF YOU GAVE IT A DISLIKE, REMOVE IT OR ELSE!" ." because "IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE
- ... is a manchild.
Nate gives money to a furry on Patreon
It might also interest you to know that Nate is also a patron of other projects. For example, due to Nate being a furry degenerate, he gives money to artists like It is clear that Nate feels extreme self-loathing about it, so please do not remind him about the fact that he is a furry.who specialises in making extremely fluffy drawing of furries. Nate will vehemently deny that he is a furry despite all the evidence that he is indeed one, though.
Nate initially refused and took several months to honor paid commissions to his only Patron
Despite being unproductive and having done nothing noteworthy when it comes to his shitty artwork, one person had the generosity to give him $15 per month on Patreon. Nate promises in his Patreon that he would grant free full commissions for anyone that gives him at least $15 dollars a month. Do you think that Nate would seize on his obligation to produce artwork once asked and prove those damn naysayers wrong that he was a bone-idle lazy shit who spends all his time ragetarding for not doing shit his way? LOL fuck you.
The Patron would like to clarify to you that he never even asked Nate to draw furries or mention to Nate anything about furries, this came out of Nate's mouth completely unprovoked, and that he just asked for his commission as promised. This means that Nate is asking for money, in return for absolutely fucking nothing. He wants you to merely fund his existence with zilch in return. Nate wonders why he remains locked in his bedroom by his parents while be used for welfare by them and has absolutely 0 career prospects in his lifetime.
Of course this didn't deter the backer from not trying harder to get the full commissions that Nate promised. He has commented a few times on Patreon in order to see if he can get his furshit drawings. One rejection wasn't going to be enough to stop Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ still did not get a response, so he decided to use some leverage which he knew would make Nate think: his article on ED. Of course, Nate hates it being called "his" ED page because of some autistic bullshit regarding who wrote and owns this page. Of course Nate doesn't try to make things right by actually commissioning the artwork promised and instead whines about us and TV Tropes.
It of course took extra prodding from Jesus Christ for Nate to even hear out his request on the commission. He wants Nate to draw "PuppySky". Who is PuppySky? PuppySky is the admin of 8chan's /furry/, and the picture provided was of the boards mascot, Nate. The big J wants Nate to draw him with Nate's own character Arry. Nate gives the OK to both of these propositions.
This means Nate now has no excuse whatsoever to not commission JC's artwork, we wait in anticipation.
Of course Nate completely disappears for over a month and Jesus Christ eventually gives up and deletes his pledge, this caught the attention of Nate, who proceeds to message him stating that he was "busy with other things". Whether this is because Nate is a lazy fuck or was grounded by his parents we have no clue. All Nate wants for the commission is for Jesus to re-pledge even more money.
Video Resume: Failed Quest to Get $100
A group called "L00T KR3W" managed to hack a big time producers email and then used it to troll Nate into sending them a video resume show that Nate could potentially get hired, and also receive $100 dollars at the same time. Nate of course leapt at the chance, we will quote L00T KR3W about this video, because we're lazy cunts who don't want to write this out:
—L00T KR3W, doing God's work
L00T KR3W have only released a 2 minute excerpt so far, we'll upload the full version once we get our hands on it.
We would like to note one last thing on how retarded Nate is in this section:
When someone pretended to be a cartoon producer and gave him a mere promise of $100 dollars at the end of it, Nate immediately got his mother on the weekend to film this, which took him a total of SEVEN HOURS to shoot and edit.
Somebody on Patreon came along with a 100% VERIFIABLE and GUARANTEED $15 bucks asking for a picture which was promised under the system Nate set out and this faggot won't even sketch a template of the cuntboy he scrawls on the regular.
Do you understand why Nate Spidgewood is not someone to be pitied but to be mocked as the complete and utter emotional invalid that he is?
Apparently enough prank calls have been delivered to Nate to the point where his parents no longer let him use the phone. He's in his twenties.
His ED Accounts
This is a documentation of Nate's feeble attempts to get his article taken down, failing every single one of those attempts, and ending up b& for it. These are all the accounts that he has made, either to blank this article, or rage on contributing users' talk pages about "updating his Patreon links". Unsurprisingly, all these accounts are currently banned.
- Nate Spidgewood (talk)
- Nate is Very Angry (talk)
- Nate is Pissed (talk)
- Nate Hates You (talk)
- Nate is SUPER Pissed (talk)
- Nate_Hates_You_Even_More (talk)
- Nate_Is_SUPER_Angry_Pissed (talk)
- Nate_is_ULTRA_Pissed (talk)
- NateIsVeryAngry (talk)
- NateIsPissed (talk)
- NateIsPissedOff (talk)
- NateIsSoPissed (talk)
- NateIsReallyPissedOff (talk)
- NateIsPissedAtYou (talk)
- NateIsUltraPissed (talk)
- NateIsExtremelyPissed (talk)
- NateIsSUPERPissed (talk)
- Nate-Is-ULTRA-Pissed (talk)
- Nate-Is-SUPER-Pissed (talk)
- Nate is EVEN MORE Pissed (talk)
- NateIsEXTREMELYPissedOff (talk)
- ALL CAPS
- Autism - This is his most evident attribute.
- Brian Martin - Another sociopath hack with a temper tantrum. Currently using illegal bots to make JewTube money.
- Chris-Chan - Also a sperg raised by bad parenting.
- RAEG - Nate in a nutshell.
- Taking Down ED - What he hopes to accomplish.
- TV Tropes - Nate cannot live without editing TV Tropes like a yandere going after senpai.
- X is not your personal army
- Misha Silenosti - Somebody who might just be as autistic as Nate.
- His Tropes Mirror Wiki profile
- His ripoff of Wikipedia - Has barely 10 pages of horribly plagiarized content.
- Wayback Machine link to some self insert fanfic he had on TV Tropes
- Nate's Dailymotion profile
- - BALEETED BECAUSE IT'S ALL E.D.'S FAULT!!!!!!!11
- His art website
- - Made it private after ED linked it.
- His Blogspot account
- - Currently active.
- Nate's Behance account
- Nate's PayPal.Me account - Current money received: $0.00.
- Nate's Money Bin account - Current money received: $0.00.
- Nate's Rotten Tomatoes account
- Nate's Reddit account - Still screeching and asking Reddit to hack Wikipedia users.
- Nate's Anime Feet Wiki page - Surprisingly Nate has a furry foot fetish. Currently raging at anyone leaving messages on his wall and calling them Encyclopedia Dramatica fanboys.
- Nate's Coub account - Only two cartoon videos posted in February 2018.
Links to his Fail
- A petition to attempt to get Fast Dickhead to quit fucking with his own website - Needless to say, like all Internet petitions, all this achieved was fail.
- His gofundme to buy "private things"
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