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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AAP
AB to Alex Dorame
Alex Ford to Another-Realm
Anphony to Avery Chicoine
Avery Dilbert to Beccah Beushausen
Beck to Bobby Kotick
Bobby Newton Hendrix to Business Cat
Bustle.com to Chanapocalypse/irc logs/radio 1
Chanapocalypse/irc logs/radio 2 to Clinton
Clinton Campaign to Craigslist/Forums
Craigslist Killer to Dancing Sandwich war
Dancing With Smurfs to Devon Tracey
Dexter to Dragons
Dragonthunder123 to Ears
Earth to Evalion/twittercard
Evan Gragg to Exhibit D
Exhibitionism to Fergie Oliver
Fergie Olver to Fuck buddy
Fuck for Forest to Geocities
GeodesicDragon2k8 to Greg W Howard
Gregory Lauder-Frost to Henry Makow
Henry Waxman to IMVU
IMVU/logs to Internet Disease Chart
Internet Drama to Jean Chretien
Jeb to July fourth
July the fourth to KonataChan
Konatachan to Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
Leonard Leopold to Ludwig Wittgenstein
Luelinks to Manos: The Hands of Fate
Mansion to Meximoot
MexisxReitaxchan to Mozambique
Mozdoc to NeoPets: The Darkest Faerie
Neo Arcane to Nurse-kun/Damaged Goods/Chapter 19
Nurse-kun/Damaged Goods/Chapter 2 to Osomatsu
Osomatsu-san to Pee-wee Herman
PeeJ to Politically incorrect
Politician to Princess Mononoke
Princess Portal to Ralph Squillace
Ramadan to Rly
Ro/ck/star to Sailor Moon
Sailor moon to Series
Series of Tubes to Sjw
Sjwiki to Spax3
Spax3/Spax and the Law to Superbowl PORN Accident 2009
Superbowl XXX to Testicle
Testicles to The Weirding Way
The Well-Cultured Anonymous to Tourism
Tourist guy to United Nations
United States to WP:AAP
WP:AGF to Wikipaedophile
Wikipe to Ychan
Ye Olde English to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos


Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.

And the point of this video was...?

Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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