Nickolaus will destroy your computers and will be calling Encyclopedia Dramatica quite a few unpleasant names in his new book How to Win Friends and Dazzle Enemies as a Post-Op Transexual !
Nickolaus Pacione (also known as "Teh Goth and "Nickyboy") is a mentally ill man from Illinois who fancies himself as a horror writer. His many and varied mental illnesses don't stand in his way and neither does his complete and total inability to grasp punctuation, spelling, verbs, nouns, plotting, or grammar. Indeed, it is speculated that perhaps grammar molested him as a child, such is his anger at it.
—Posted 6/24/2007 7:37 PM by nickolauspacione
Later Nick contacted the same person via private message to negotiate a truce:
—I WILL KILL YOU!
Internet Tough Guy
A classic example of an Internet tough guy, Nickolaus is known to send death threats to people who dislike him or who make eye-contact with him on his daily bus ride to hot topic. He routinely creates accounts in gothy forums, makes a whole lot of attention-seeking comments about his "writing" (to use the term very loosely indeed), flames any criticism of his work, regardless of how minor it is. In true lol-cow fashion, he also has a particular fondness for threatening critics with both physical violence and lawsuits (though not always in that order.) Be sure to search for his profiles on DeadJournal, Diary-X, Xanga, and virtually everywhere else attention whores breed.
Nickolaus was featured frequently from 2003 to 2005 on LJDrama, where he was best known for referring to his online antagonists as "mutants", "liberals" "fatherfuckers" and "chickenfucks," among other ostensibly creative epithets. He still can't get over LJDrama, even today  .
Nicky v. Poppy Z. Brite
He believes he is engaged in an ongoing feud with popular erotic horror novelist Poppy Z. Brite, whose use of homosexuality and sodomy in her stories is the apparent cause for Nicky's hatred (as he considers himself a conservative), although while reading thru one of Nick's older sites, it was discovered that only a few years ago he considered himself a liberal who won't let Bible College kids change him.
Nicky was caught red-handed making fun of Katrina survivors and Poppy Z. Brite who lives in New Orleans. Nick had said in private that if his jokes about her were to get out it would be a PR nightmare, so of course they were released to the public. In order to repair his damaged reputation and to make himself look less like a monster, Nicky announced he would give all the proceeds of the book to charity. But the book was terrible and didn't sell enough copies to buy a bucket which was fine with Nick as he later admitted the purpose of the book was to get his name out.
Nicky's Views on Plagiarism
Nicky the Author
He writes really terrible "horror" stories (which are so truly awful that nobody will publish them and he's obliged to self-publish.)
An excerpt from from his short story, "Lake Fossil":
One of Nicky's most infamous fuck-ups occurred when he blatantly stole a cover from National Geographic to use as a cover to one of his own vanity press shit publications. This was shocking to many since Nick is a die-hard advocate against using other people's artwork without permission and has threatened on numerous occasions to invoke E-lawyers to punish those who do. When it was pointed out to Nicky that he violated one of his own rules, he quickly assumed the role of Captain Butthurt and blamed his law breaking on those who simply pointed out to him that he committed said crime.
Nick's constant talk of hospital visits and personal sickness has lead many to believe that he contracted AIDs while visiting the grave of Edgar Allan Poe.
As of 04/21/08, Princess Nicky has been declared a "public figure" by LJ Abuse, as his constant butthurt whining and poorly edited "books" have made him e-famous. This means that Nicky-poo's favorite tactic for dealing with criticism on LJ, hurrying off to LJ Abuse like a little girl running to tell her mom, is no longer going to work for hire.
Hilariously, his first two months of video contain no sound because he hadn't even figured out how to work the audio on his camcorder.
Nicky On DeviantArt
His DA Page is a new and exciting place to see him go postal on just about anyone for no reason whatsoever. Here he calls out other self-important authors and accuses them of being sodomites and infringers of copyright. If they respond they're generally mocked and their post hidden, so Nicky can look like an ultra badass all the while playing the victim. He strives for Anonymous-like cruelty, but fails except for inside his own mind.
Update! Recently good ol' Nicky has taken to flipping out on another Devfag, Simply-tragic (an emofag name if one has ever been heard). When his target was hacked, the following note was found, completely owning Nicky's terrible writing by actually re-writing one of Nicky's stories!
This does not cause his writing to make any sense, nor does it make ST any less of a faggot, but at bare minimum it is an interesting conversation piece.
Nicky vs. Lulu.com
In July, 2014, Pacione lost his Lulu account for multiple TOS violations. His RAEG was predictable. The screed he left on Luludotcom's Facebook page was classic.
Nicky on Wikia
2018 saw Pacione make a minor resurgence on Wikia, shilling his shlock in ones like Elm Street Wiki while inserting his usual deranged political rambles and rants about his enemies into others like the TV Tropes's clone All the Tropes.
- Nicky threatens his ex boyfriend
- Nicky confronts SamYoung
- Don't pretend to be his ex girlfriend or else!
- dan gets a piece of Nick's mind
- The Truth About Nick? He's mad!
- Nickolaus reads erotica
- He wants anus penetration
- He wants his salty sperm
- " Nicky admits to e-pirating
- " Poe featuring Nick (Can't Talk To a Psycho Like A Normal Human Being
- Stamper featuring Nickolaus in the gayest rap to date
- A soundboard featuring everyone's favorite five foot sissy
- Nicky's blog
- TheRustyNail is in Nicky's base, tracking his fail.
- Nicky's past comes back to bite him in the ass.
- A spot-on review of Nickolaus' work.
- LJDrama articles on Nickolaus.
- defending himself from the fanfic lesbians.
- Z. Brite Site
- his special love of Bukkake.
- Mr. Aaron C. Bennett documents his dealings with Mr. Nickolaus A. Pacione.
- See and hear Nicky live here!
- See his art!
- Kick his ass!
- Kick his ass more often!
- just bust a cap in his hairy homo ass instead!)
- Reporters fear Nicky?
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