No Cussing Club
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Cussing Pussy Club, better known as the Kan't Kuss Klan, is a dangerous gang formed by , a 14-year-old nigger hater from California. He started the clusterfuck of faggotry called the No Cussing Club at his faggot-fueled middle school, in the hazardous nigger-infested ghetto of California called South Pasadena, when he realized many of his faggotry-infested fellow students were addicted to swearing. In spite of the fact people cussed years before he was pushed out of his whore-mother's malodorous cunt, he felt it needed to come to a stop, so he gathered the ugliest window licking tards to start his piece of shit club, to reform America.
In return for something or another, young McKay managed to gain the support of a governor, who somehow thought it would be a good idea to let a 14 year old undermine society and tell people who are mentally and physically superior to him completely how he thinks they should conduct themselves. Thus, the little douchebag began his campaign to rid the world of bad language, and more importantly satisfy the natural pre-pubescent need to undermine his betters in order to feel good about himself, only without the need to worry about being disciplined and told to settle down, as would happen to any normal 14 year old wanting to take out their angst by trying to piss off fucking everybody. He now relies so much on the 'NO FUCKING CUSSING, BITCH' agenda, because it's what has given him the self-esteem he craves in life, that he will accept no criticism whatsoever about it, going so far as to be, for example, quite possibly the only Jewtube user in existence to allow comments, but only allow the ones he likes to be displayed (it goes without saying, but this means that each video now has two or three comments max, because the other ones didn't kiss his ass enough). Srsly, try telling him how much his circlejerk sucks; he'll have none of that shit. Protip: Bear this in mind next time somebody tries to tell you how much of a hero he is.
Last Thursday, they made cussing illegal in South Pasadena. In South Pasadena, kids dictate the fucking law.
Actually it was determined in Miller v. California that the first amendment doesn't apply to obscenity.
***Note that they are violating the first amendment of the United States Constitution, as of December 15, 1791. Old document is old and therefore totally inaccurate! :)
—McCay's father, Brent
—Excerpt from Brent Hatch's email
- 1 Cock in the Machine
- 2 Stupid Shit
- 3 The Pledge
- 4 Partyvan'd
- 5 The Great Raid of 1/1/09
- 6 Jay Leno cameo
- 7 McGay's YouTube Page
- 8 DAD'S EMAIL HACKED
- 9 The Car
- 10 SHITTY REMIX
- 11 BOOK!
- 12 Blocked by Google
- 13 NCC On CNN
- 14 What Tourette's Guy thinks of the No Cussing Club
- 15 See also
- 16 External Links
Cock in the Machine
McKay was the son of a bitch that started the motherfucking club, then the fatherfucking website and because he is such an asshole, all of the fucking Lusernames and all of the cocksucking passwords are all the same goddamn thing, like the stupid fucker he is.
His e-mail is used to spread faggotry, therefore we must /i/nvestigate this niggershitting atrocity against humanity. email@example.com (which happens to be his father's email). Troll for fucking great justice bitches.
Note that he's just a chubby fat-ass who thinks the word "pee-pee" is funny.
"I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!" wow, this guy is one massive faggot.
However, it was found too lame, so they changed their motto to the following: DON'T FUCKING CUSS, 'CUZ THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL.
/i/, being quite done with drama, has started pissing gasoline onto the Internet Hate Machine. A recent alliance with the g00ns, who are more familiar with outright hacking as opposed to vamping, let Anonymous on #insurgency and 711chan /i/ compromise the domain. When the NCC vice president told Anon to BACK THE FUCK UP, /i/ immediately switched to OH-SHIT-OH-SHIT mode and proceeded to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and kill it with fire.
This was pretty easy though as the NCC site looks like it was birthed bleeding from the festering cunt of a 90's crack-whore. It suffers from major cancer because of its neon colors right next to white. What fucking disgusting webdesign. Today, it looks like it crawled out from the lowest depths of the musky jungle of wiggling the plump pink clit of the Intarwebs as it squeezed creamy white sour gel from the vagina of /b/ and /i/.
The Great Raid of 1/1/09
"McKay, a 15-year-old high school student from South Pasadena, Calif., has found himself the victim of a massive online attack, with people sending offensive e-mails and trying to crash the group's Web site. Strangers ordered pizzas sent anonymously to the family home in the middle of the night. The Hatches found their mail box clogged with porn magazines." -ABC News
But then came messages such as this: "i am going to find you And mutilate you with a scalple" [sic]
"Every time I see your stupid [expletive] braces on those stupid [expletive] teeth of yours on that stupid [expletive] face of yours I just want to kill you with my bear fists." [sic]
Another message said, "Now, please, pack up your [expletive], and leave. You all are nothing more than [expletive], and should be treated nothing more than such."
OF COURSE EPIC WIN ENSUED: "On the outside, he seems to be doing fine," Mr. Hatch told ABC News, "but last night he came home from soccer practice, and for the first time he started crying. We went out to grab a bite, just to get him out of the house."
Jay Leno cameo
For some bizarre reason, Jay Leno gave Mmmkay the opportunity to appear on his nigger-infested unfunny pedophile show. As suspected, almost nothing of remote interest happened during the show and Mmmkay spent the time endlessly ranting about the benefits of a swear-free world. In fact, even Jay Leno's soulless Jew-heart was unimpressed by his pathetic shit. The real reason for Mmmkay's appearance on the show was merely to promote his father's homo-erotic book. The only noteworthy thing is that Mmmkay did not lose his virginity during the time as everyone is aware of that he never ever EVER (no srsly nevah) will do so.
McGay's YouTube Page
This fucking faggot has a YouTube page where he posts music videos where he plays shitty music on his guitar and even changes the words. Troll the fuck out of him for teh lulz: http://www.youtube.com/user/mckayhatch
DAD'S EMAIL HACKED
On the 21st of January '09, the creators of the No Cussing Club, McKay and Brent "cunt" Hatch, got their email haxx0rd and via this astonishing development passwords were acquired and a certain website got its shit ruined. As a side note to this wonderful event, it also became clear that the club was not all that it seemed.
Their material promotes the organization as the brainchild of a 14 year old boy when all material is written by his parents, who also manage his profitable career while using his speaking events to plug their own material. The ruination of No Cussing Club's site is greatly considered epic win, being the first lulzy thing Anon has done in a long fucking time.
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Apparently, a member of the No Cussing Club has a dragster, and once he saw it, the club's leader creamed himself.
"The No Cussing Dragster (moar liek fagster, amirite?)
One of our NCC members in Florida has gone full throttle and put McKay's challenge where the rubber meets the road. Chaplain Glen Launey of Racers for Christ has donned the No Cussing Club logo on his 500 horsepower dragster. This baby can hit 150 miles per hour, covering a quarter mile in just over 9 seconds.
We are also honored to learn that we share logo real estate on this awesome dragster with the Special Operations Warrior Foundation, which provides full college scholarship grants, to surviving children of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps special operations personnel who were killed in action."
All around SWEEEEEET!"
No, I'm not shitting you. This little faggot actually now has a book out. Plz troll with flame reviews (though Amazon.com has a filter for your swear words, lol)
This book is also from the same faggots who created the no cussing club, And spam this with flame reviews as well, as some people are unable to see through the screen of bullshit and actually gave it 5 stars
Needs some Rule 34.
No cussing club members are also furries as shown in hugging card
The NCC gets some extra funding from NAMBLA
Hey! Look who else joined the No Cussing Club!
Their no cussing challenge, according to Wikipedia.
NCC's oldest goddamn member is actually George Carlin.
/b/ tries the No Cussing Challenge.
Blocked by Google
It seems even Google has grown tired of the giant fuckload of fail that is the NCC and has thus blocked its website as malicious ensuring massive win and lulz for the rest of teh internetz.
More likely, it has blocked the site because it had been repeatedly ass-raped by Anon, and thus is now a likely carrier of Cyber-GRIDS. But you guys believe what you want.
With all the shit going down IRL, surely you might think CNN has better things to write about than a stupid ass club ran by a retard getting all offended that Vice President Biden told Pres Barack Obama that the health care bill was a big FUCKING deal. Unfortunately, you'd be wrong as it seems CNN, in the midst of some real shit going on, decided to dedicate an entire article around this worthy cause.
—McKay Hatch referring to Biden's use of a naughty word.
Seriously, the kid packed an NCC t-shirt, wrist bands, and some other shit into a box and planned to mail it off to Biden. One wonders if perhaps this might be some sort of attention-getting tactic. Lucky for us, this article also happened to have some gems of its own in the way of intelligent commentary from its readers.
—"Nf," on truth
And so on and so forth.
What Tourette's Guy thinks of the No Cussing Club
The No Cussing Club is not only racist, and violates the 1st Amendment, but they discriminate against people with disabilities too. Poor helpless Tourette sufferers will be prosecuted under Mgay's reign of terror. Here's what the internets most loveable Tourette sufferer has to say:
- "The garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!"
- "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT 'TOTAL'!!!!"
- "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two-hour SHIT for all I care!"
- "You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is?!"
- "DAMN IT! HOLY SHIT! BALLS!"
- "YES! I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control! AND IT MADE ME FEEL...LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!"
- "BOB SAGET!"
- "My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
- "You look like 200 pounds of BIRD SHIT!!!"
- "I hope this is the black person version of this song, not that Sting piece of SHIT!"
- "I don't give a dead moose's last SHIT!"
- "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"
- "FUCK SALT!"
- "That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!"
- "You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!"
- "PISSING out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!"
- "Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?"
- "BITCH! I love you."
- "Last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED!!"
- "BUTT FUCK!!!"
- "Go count your DICK!"
- "SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!"
- "I have freedom of speech. And if they don't like it, they can go FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!"
- "I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!!!"
- "RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD"
- "Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a big DICK!"
- "Fuck you, Head and Shoulders!"
- "What the hell do you mean a 'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert'?!"
- "I have to live in this hellhole! All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!"
- "AW SHIT!"
- "DAMMIT, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!!!"
- "I'm not afraid of shit! ...Except snakes"
- "Once you see my dick, you won't want it!!!"
- "Where'd you get all this shit?"
- "Is that that big black woman you work with?"
- "Dom Delouise: He used to be a chef on TV. But now he just sits at home, WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS!!"
- "HORSE MANURE!!!
- "This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!"
- "Bacon and eggs dear" (fat fuck ex-wife Sheila) "What?" (Danny) "OH, FOR CRYING OUT, LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGZ" lulz
- "It feels like there's 500 pounds of fatass on my chest!"
- "Fuck you kid, you're a dick! You're a faggot!"
- "I didn't talk to nobody yesterday! I was in the car taking a shit!"
Remember kids, people with Tourette's Syndrome can't help whatever comes out, and McKay will punish these fuckers (opps, I mean "Forkers") to the max. (Read more: Final Solution)
- The No Cussing Club wiki. You know what to do. BALEETED nd redirected to Timeline of events associated with Anonymous
- The founder farts. Lulzy comments below. BALEETED
- No cussing, assmunch.
- In old Media 1/15/09.
- And Anonymous makes Wikipedia...Again..
- McGay on Inside Edition
- McGay's school on TOW. PROTIP: THEY HAVE A POOL
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