No Man's Sky
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No Man's Sky was supposed to be the lovechild of Elite: Dangerous and Spore, but ended up being conceived being the abortion of an early access title being thought of by Peter Moleneux, after having sex with the developers of Risen, while they were watching someone play the worst Minecraft mod to date. This child would be delivered by Ubisoft, handing it over to Capcom, before running it through Steam Greenlight.
There is no fucking story.
There is a whopping four races. They are all identical.
You shoot flying robots. That's it.
The gameplay is 69.7% inventory management. 20% trying to upgrade your ship. 5% game crashing. 3% lag. 2% combat against the same robots. 0.3% discovery and space flight.
Full AAA $$$ for a piece of shit, hipster-indie trash!
Paying $60 for a game from a barely known developer
How to win the game
Naming your shit is pointless
One of the unique marketing sales pitches giving by the creators of this trash was that you were able to name those planets you discovered. But as it turns out, as one person apparently has who played this game for fourteen days, that everything you do getsafter two weeks. So it was all for nothing.
Current Status of Sean Murray
Legend says he now lies in his grave. Was laughing his way to the bank until glorious damage control by publishers came along and the possibility of being sue the fuck out for false advertising became very real. Literally everyone refunded this broken shit of a game and Hello Games is no longer a company.
That sad moment when a Smosh video is better than the video game.
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