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Watch Out! Thumb ltd a189.gif This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

Sick Fuck.png This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects include (but are not limited to):
2. Bestiality
3. Cuckoldry

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Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix, making a YTP video out of them or spamming their talk page.
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Noah Foxx is extremely dangerous and is as powerful as entire militaries!
Stalin crying on the realization of his creation's utter retardation

Noahfoxx is an extremely dangerous creature made as a secret experiment by the Russian Soviet Gulags via embryonic fuck, tartlet excrement, horse semen and ten times teh amounts of TES TOS TE-ROOONE! Created in 1976, he was an embryo for 14 years, explaining the inexplicable and horrifying amounts of assburgers pumped into his system in his bacta-pod of origin, making him gay and sick. After the Cold War the Russians had to get rid of an autistic manbaby running amok and killing 5 every second, so in revenge for the loss of their gay communist union, they shot him to America via highly-fortified rocket. Thinking he would only survive for a few weeks, they were proved wrong when a kind-hearted family adopted him. Noahfoxx was clamed down from his violent outbursts with shitloads of weed when he was young, but when he reached puberty at 12 years old, Noah went on a rampage across a shopping mall, wrecking several floors and injuring 12. It was highly rumored but not proven that a security guard got killed in the chaos.

As Noah grew older, his homosexual tendencies started spring out, he humped many household objects and lathered gallons of semen all over his furniture and computer. Speaking of computers, he downloaded tons of gay porn and his ancient computer was flooded with viruses and worms. He would eventually hack into his neighbours' wifi (somehow!?) and discover teh internetz. OH SHIT

After broadcasting his antics on Jewtube, he gained worldwide recognition as a weapon of mass destruction and he was promptly contained via the combined forces of Russia, the US, Australia, China and the EU to be shipped to a top-secret military base in the middle of a desert. There, he met other super-dangerous abominations such as Joey The Autist, Mariotehplumber and Super Minecraft Kid. There, the Autismal Foursome are now plotting their escape to rain hellfire on the world.


  • Fucking plants of any kind and giving birth to avocados through his ass (similarly to a Negress)
  • Going batshit insane over being called an emo though his emo features consists of him knocking down lampposts in a rampage.
  • Being extremely violent and causing chaos
  • Raping innocent males
  • Having an earrape for a voice
  • Masturbating many times in a row
  • Growing mantits
  • Smoking weed from ramen seasoning
  • Fucking trees
  • Wearing unicorn onesies
  • Getting crushed by fighter jets, shot at by firing squads and burnt alive by dragons, yet surviving cos' hes a Russian experiment.
  • Burning himself alive in an oven, smoker, blast furnace, klin, NO EXCEPTIONS.
  • Trying to drown himself
  • Getting struck by orbital missile platforms in a vain attempt to kill him to prevent further county loss.
  • Being an utter abomination to society just by existing.

Overwhelming evidence proving that Noahfoxx is insane[edit]


A fun day for him, and the government is out to hunt him



  • He has some of the highest concentration of assburgers in the world.
  • He will almost certainly die alone.
  • Given the fact that his voice is very feminine and ultra-sissy, AND that he is possibly pansexual, Noah may be bigender.

The Fall of Noah Hoax[edit]

You know how Noah made his channel rid of any retardation now? When he was shipped to a top-secret military base, FORTIFIED BY 3 OR 4 SEXTUPLE-LAYERED WALLS AND TONS OF GUN TOWERS, BAZOOKA TOWERS AND LASER SNIPER MINI-FORTRESSES, the government got rid of all evidence on his channel though some smartasses managed to get some footage and archive it. Noahfoxx is still the same stupid freak made by Soviets and he is in a maximum-security concrete-carbon cell with 3 other autismals! That utter freak is locked up after destroying a total of 17 counties in a mad rampage and if he were to escape, entire WHOLE states may suffer greatly enduring the wrath of the Autismal Foursome AND the entire US could be destroyed sans Alaska and Hawaii. Current videos he makes have him as an animatronic thats super realistic, thus deceiving the masses out there.

Noahfoxx may be funny, but if you want him to return, prepare your anus as he could find you, and rape you with a side of avocado.

See Also[edit]

  • Fred, his ultimate inspiration and role-model
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