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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to A7X
AA to Alex Dorame
Alex Ford to Anshe Chung
Answerbag to Avoidance
Avril Lavigne to Become an hero
Bed bug to Bobby Kotick
Bobby Newton Hendrix to
Busy to
ChanceBlacktown to Clippy
Clique to Crap article/Shane Halligan
Crap sandwich to Dancing sandwich
Dancing sandwich war to Dfe
Dfpc to Drama-generating techniques
DramaAlert to East Turkestan
Easter to Evar
Eve Habat to Experience Project
Expert to Fetish
Fetishes to Fuck you i'm a dragon
Fuck you im a dragon to George Herbert Walker Bush
George Hoffman to Grindhouse
Grindr to Hermie
Hero to IPN
IPOD to Internet Police
Internet Politics to Jeff Weise/Reactions
Jeff Weise/Surviving The Dead to Just Cause 2
Just Cause 3 to Korean
Korean War to Lesbian quiz
Lesbianism to Luke Montgomery
Luke Sissyfag to Mapquest
Maps to MichaelSquishyEddy89
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino to MrDisambiguation to NephilimFree/Misc.Asshattery
NephilimFree/The Anniepies Documents to NuzzieKoma
NuzzleFuzzle to Outdated
Outer space to Pence
PencilLeadProductions to Ponyfag
Ponyfags to ProJared
Pro Ana to Rangerphiles
Rangerphilia to Robert Hawkins
Robert Levin to Sam
Sam Bacile to Seung-Hui Cho
Seung Hui Cho to Skinny reality
Skittle Nigger to Sperm
Sperm Donation to Survivor
Susan Basko to That Guy With The Glasses
That Guy With The Glasses/Blistered Thumbs to The everyday sexism project
The fieryangel to Trans
Trans-Pacific Partnerhip to Unwarrented self importance
Uogamers: hybrid to Wackyben86
Waco to Wikipedia admins
Wikipedia is not censored to Yokeup
Yoko Beaumont to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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