OS-tan

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When one becomes the lowest form of a lonely basement-dwelling otaku nerd who can only be bothered to leave the computer to take a shit, one can't help but to imagine the operating system being a hot animu girl. These fantasizations are called OS-Tans, a concept originating from Japan — especially considering the whole "combining a computer operating system with anime" — that consists of anthropomorphized characters based off of PC operating systems, such as Apple, Windows, and Linux. It's common knowledge that most hardcore wapanese you'd come across may know a thing or two about these OS-tans, and some may even have bizzare fantasies about having sex with inanimate objects — yes, even with their computer — but nobody really gives a shit. And according to Wired News, the OS-tans are rated the lamest technology mascots ever.
Most of the OS-tans are made to look like 16 year old girls, or probably even less than six. Regardless of which, that's as far as people would go with this fandom.

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Variations[edit]

Windows XP Professional[edit]

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Known to fans as "XP Kun" or "wait, this one isn't a chick?" , Windows XP Professional is often drawn as a man because the "Professional" version was seen as the more powerful and useful version of Windows XP back in the day. His continued existence tells us what we already knew: everyone who still uses Windows XP is either gay or incapable of using any other opperating system.

Wikipedia[edit]

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Due to the fact that Wikipedia is bursting at the seams with its wapanese population, the wikipedos there have applied this same principle to their wiki by creating a mascot of their own to jack off to. Known as Wikipe-tan, she has many variations of her own; some even have cat-ears.

Firefox[edit]

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It was bad enough being the preferred browser by at least 100 million Internet users. This of course needed to be glorified with a mascot of their own, Firefox-ko.

Encyclopedia Dramatica[edit]

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Yes, we have our own mascot as well.

4Chan[edit]

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Unlike the other mascots, 4Chan's "mascot" Yotsuba wasn't created by 4Chan itself or through their fans. Instead, she originates from a manga series known as "Yotsubato!".

Uncyclopedia[edit]

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Even these retarded fucks have their own animu mascot.

See Also[edit]

Windows Vs Linux. FIGHT!
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