Often used during flame wars, 'Oh Noes!' is a retardation of the words 'Oh No!'. Most often, when you or another person are seen as 'over-reacting' to something on the internet, a smug asshole will troll you by saying something along the lines of 'Oh noes! (Insert whatever the fuck you were complaining about) the world is gonna end now!!1!11.' Followed by a tl;dr wall of leet speak text designed to dehumanise you and humiliate you, because the said troll is actually Dane Cook. But they have no fucking right to do this. They should know by now the internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Go onto any forum at all, evar, and search for 'Oh noes!' You will find at least over 9000 results. This plague has been like crack to the basement dwellers who conspire on said forums. They live off it. They need it. It's their fucking precious. Examples are as follows:
—Regarding the movie Twilight
—Aspie bitching about people bitching about smoking
If you REALLY want to get your point across, try adding "teh". This is not only corruption of the word "the", but also an illogical use of a definite article in the middle of a sentence. Therefore, it is bound to make your point all the more lulzy.
- "Oh teh noez! I'm out of eyeliynurrz!"
- "Oh teh noes! I gained half an ounce of weight after that tic-tac!"
- "0h t3h n03z!!1! 0MG H4X!11!!"
- "Oh teh noez! I droped my decapitated wife's head in my soup!... Oh well.
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|Oh noes is part of a series on Language & Communication|