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Ohio is a shithole excuse of a state in the Jewnited States, in Middle America and best described as the Armpit of America. It is only of importance every fourth year in Presidential elections where the Presidency can be won with only 27% of the popular vote by winning 270 electoral votes as Ohio has 18, down from 20 after the 2016 census. The only reason anybody knows that the state exists is because, if you are doing a family show on Tv, they will most likely live in Ohio like Family Ties and Leave It To Beaver, The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame being in Cleveland and The Football Hall Of Fame in Canton.
It is known for its mass export of Drew Carey and for its releasing of Ed O'Neil on America. Ohio is widely known for having four unique seasons -- almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. Ohio, or what North East Ohians like to call the trailer park of America or the rest of Ohio, is famous for having one of the highest populations of white supremacists, hicks, and retards (Unlike ED, they SRSLY believe Obama's a Muslim), due to its close proximity to Indiana, and the ridge runner states of West Virginia and Pennsylvania.
A favorite attraction of Ohio is creating moon-crater-sized potholes that rival Pennsylvania's. Since it's so craptastic, no one bothers to fix them and after it rains, children can be found floating face down in them.
It's known for having four of the shittiest cities in America (and that's saying something): Cleveland, Dayton, Columbus and Youngstown. Only Detroit, New Orleans (the black parts), and Baltimore are worse. Other than Toledo (which isn't really so much "shitty" as it is unremarkable) all the other "cities" in Ohio are small towns filled with midwestern hicks that nobody cares about.
Note to Eurofags: Don't bother using Ohio as an example of why America sucks. Ohio is the butt of every joke ever in the USA. Everyone hates Ohio and Ohioans (yes, that's what you call them). But Detroit is way worse.
If you are born in Ohio, you will never leave Ohio for good. The only way to do so is to become president, become an astronaut, invent a mode of transportation, host The Price Is Right or be LeBron James and betray the state to such a level that the only intelligent option is to run away.
We're not Detroit!
Ohio's main selling point: "We're not Detroit!"
Ohio is round on the sides and high in the middle. The streets are under constant construction and always littered with dead animals, and depending where you are and the time of day, bodies.
He didn't win the election.
Typical Ohio resident's activities
- Sit on your ass
- Watch football
- Throw rocks at cars with michigan license plates as they are trying to drive to Florida
- Get into fistfights with Steelers fans because no Browns fan can verbally explain why the Browns dont suck.
- Continue to drink
- Plan your suicide.
- Attend the nation's largest Country Concert in Fort Loramie
- Drink because you just wasted part of your life at a Country Concert in Fort Loramie
- Go over to Fairfield Mall and have a really fun time with the teenagers there.
- Kill 11 people and leave them in your house like the dumb nigger you are. Ohio is known for producing 8999 serial killers, most of whom leave Ohio. See Ohbutyouwillpet and Jeffrey Dahmer.
- Own a small town
- Get all your stuff repoed because of payday loans.
- Get an STD
- Drink because of STD
- If you're from Southern Ohio, go to a gay bar looking to pick up a fag and then kick the fag's ass when your friends see you with him.
- Watch football because you're a redneck
- Start a shitty college band at Ohio State University
- Get addicted to meth
- All the cool kids are saying Heroin is the in drug this year.
- Go Fagging. This is where young boys try to pick up older men for money at a mall.
- Drink because of your addiction
- Watch civilization degrade at a rapid pace
- Drink because of said degrading
- Philosphise on how Lake Erie smells exactly like your mom's cunt.
- Claim that this is the year that OSU doesn't lose to an SEC team in the National Championship (Note: This will never happen)
- Hate on Michigan and University of Michigan (good for easy trollans)
- Start a methlab.
- Arguing over tornado sirens.
- Start a war over who owns Toledo (Wait, that's already been done)
- Go to a Columbus Blue Jackets game
- Drink because you know you can never leave
- Hoard exotic large cats because of lax state laws, then set them loose on an unsuspecting populace and an hero for maximum lulz 
- Shoot a innocent elderly man of your own race out of pent up anger and frustration because your wife cucked you
Public oral sex
Apparently there's a viral video circulating around where a girl gets oral sex (cunnilingus) from a guy on the street. This happened a block away from a police station outside Athens Ohio
Rachel Cassidy: thought by Anon_OPs to be the girl in the photo, who later denied being the person
Allie Erin: already made up her mind that it was a rape, in spite of not actually being there, because feminism. "All that needed to happen was ask 'hey are you all right, is this what you want to be happening'?" Ignoring witness testimony that she begged him to continue and posed for photos happily after. Thinks that "she wasn't okay with it" after-the-fact makes it retroactively rape.
After feeling ashamed, she filed some false rape charges even though in pictures and witness testimony she was clearly conscious, smiling, pulling his head into her, and telling him not to stop.
Naturally the media blew this out of proportion and simply believed the woman at her word that it was a rape and called her a 'victim' and such even though the jury saw through the bullshit and threw it out:
Other news sources were somewhat neutral in their titles:
Quotes from Ohioans
— Jim Traficant on Bras in 2001
Ohio is home to a wide variety of interesting people, from the college students at Ohio State to the elderly at CGNU. At least 50% of OSU students are fags, while the other 50% are Asians. The population is often bitter, due to their inability to drive properly, their close proximity to Michigan, and their all-around vacant space. Suprisingly, some are Furfags, others are Nintendofags
It is a common misconception that Ohio allows lulz; but like Boston, Ohio hates lulz. Because they're all insecure about the fact they live in a crappy little state, if you ever try to fabricate, discuss, or terminate lulz you will be v& for attempting to have fun.
Some of Ohio's more famous residents:
- Tourette's Guy
- William Tecumseh Sherman
- Danny Green A Mick, Irish bastard that pwned the Italian Mafia and got taken out by a car bomb planted by a dago from Youngstown.
- Ronald Ronny The Crab Carabbia Youngstown Mafia Enforcer who took out Danny Greene with a car bomb or a Youngstown Tune Up.
- Jim Trafficant US Represenative that got the banhammer, from the FBI, because he got caught taking bribes. Probably the most loved politician by the ED staff because he knew how to bring the lulz, even mooning FBI head Janet Reno during a congressional hearing.
- Rifqa Bary
- Brian Peppers
- Jeffrey Dahmer who ate some other people from Ohio
- Martin Sheen Actor that is well known for making the mistake that is Charlie Sheen.
- Katie Holmes She says she's from Ohio even when the state refutes her claim.
- Marilyn Manson who dated the guy from NIN before people stopped caring about either of them
- Harlan Ellison Wrote 'A boy and his Dog' (not a porno fuck face)
- Mix Hyena
- Merle Whitefire
- Bob Frantz
- Rick James, Bitch!
- Drew Carey
- Renetto, apparently
- Keshia Anders
- TJ Lane
- Trent Mays and Ma'lik Richmond
- Twenty One Pilots Laughable indie band made known by Tumblrinas
- Robert Seman An Hero
Gallery of Ohio
- Dennis Kucinich
- Otto Warmbier Ohio citizen Obama let North Korea Murder
- Robert Seman Pedophile and child killer that an heroed at Mahoning County Court.
- Dalavesta - Taking it to the next level
- TJ Lane - Another Ohio school shooter
- Ohio State University - Where another fucking mass shooting happened
- Michigan - Ohioans Hate everyone and everything from this state