Old Spice Guy
In July 2010, Old Spice's ad company introduced a new pitchman to shill its unappealing aftershave. Old Spice Man (better known to Anon as Old Spice Guy) joined a long line of quirky characters like Will Ferrell in the viral ad campaign. Little did they realise what they had on their hands and that Old Spice Guy would actually get people paying attention to your grandfather's aftershave of choice and rocket the character to e-fame and create a bona fide Internets superstar. Played by ex-NFL player Isaiah Mustafa (not to be confused with Bahar Mustafa), Old Spice Guy is now a meme and has recently gained the coveted title of Anonymous's favorite nigger, defeating such challengers as Happy Negro and Will Smith.
The Old Spice Guy is the man you could smell like if you used Old Spice. (or took showers). He is the pinnacle of manliness and an example of what every channer should strive for in their lives. He has a , in which he replies to various YouTubers, twitards and other assorted denizens of the Internets giving advice on how they can be better people and filling /r/s for things like proposing marriage on behalf of some fag with an imaginary girlfriend.
- 1 Re: Anonymous
- 2 Response
- 3 Clarification
- 4 Video
- 5 [-+]Old Spice Guy vs. Allysa Milano
- 6 Old Old Spice Guy
- 7 New Old Spice Guy Fabio
- 8 Old Spice Guy has a son
- 9 Gallery
- 10 See Also
- 11 External Links
—Old Spice Guy
The Old Spice Guy indeed was referring to /b/ and 4chan in the video, as clarified by the Old Spice Guy himself. Since the vidya description was subsequently changed to the current harbl, many newfaggots started doubting OSG's sincerity and insider knowledge into the workings of the INTERNET HATE MACHINE and crying about Rules 1 & 2 -something he had already covered in the original vidya description, addressing the Rule 1 & 2 (which is supposed to only apply to teh rAIDS) faggotry.
Old Spice Guy lieks ED
Wait, 147th? Where have I heard that before?
The Stunning Implications
Whilst it is doubtful that an aspiring actor would know anything about Anon and their ways and is just reading from a script prepared by some NORP copywriter from an advertising company, there are disturbing implications in this whole lulzfest. That implication? That a /b/tard has found gainful employment. Even moar disturbing is the thought that since many Anons and channers are now all growed up and entering the workforce, Project Mayhem is in effect.
Everything Is Now Diamonds
I'm On A Horse
Another mini-meme from the Old Spice Guy ads is I'm On A Horse (because Old Spice Guy usually is).
Almost as sexy as Old Spice Guy. Almost.
Old Spice Guy Calls It Quits
On 14th July 2010, Old Spice Guy retired from making vidyas is a tearful farewell YouTube to finally GTFO that fucking bathroom he'd been in for two weeks solid to attend to moar pressing matters. He immediately headed down the Gulf of Mexico, donned a SCUBA tank and SWAN DIVED! into the Deepwater Horizon oil leak after BP's months of hard FAIL.
Next up for Old Spice Guy will be teaming up with this month's other famous retiree -Paul the Psychic Octopus- to fix the broken global economy, get comprehensive immigration reform, win the war in Afghanistan, achieve peace in the Middle East and delivering Justin Bieber to Kim Jong Il in exchange for all their nukes -all the stuff Obama is supposed to be doing but can't because of non-existant bipartisanship in Washington DC. Old Spice Guy's ability to make friends and influence people will make all this a cinch. Old Spice Guy is your Black Jesus now.
He will then take a short holiday during which he mod every board on 4chan and pitch 2 perfect games for the New York Yankees whilst batting .500 with 10 home runs in the 2010 World Series. He will be replaced on YouTube by Double Rainbow Guy.
Old Spice Guy Returns!
[+]Old Spice Guy vs. Allysa Milano
Re: Alyssa Milano
Alyssa Milano Responds
Old Spice Guy Back Atcha
Old Old Spice Guy
Tim and Eric directed a few commercials preceding the new old spice guy. He is very angry and like all of Tim and Eric's work, retarded. Also, at 1:58 we see conclusive evidence that Terry Crews did WTC.
New Old Spice Guy Fabio
Old Spice Guy has a son
In May 13 2013 it has been confirmed that Old Spice Guy has a son and the amount of shock has caused everything in the room to get sucked in to the Old spice can.
- Bruce Campbell - Ash did some Old Spice commercials, as well.
- Forced Memes (TV)
- Dos Equis
- Rules of the Internet
- OSG on YouTube
- The ad company responsible for giving a /b/tard a job
- Old Spice Guy sends reddit into a frenzy. Then he starts answering questions from meme generator for Everything is now diamonds.
- Isaiah Mustafa at TOW
- Create your custom OSG voicemail message
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