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Oovoo is a camwhore's favorite software to communicate with their clients. It has been proved that camwhore's don't use Skype very often because you can't connect to your clients in a 4-way-call like you can on Oovoo. Oovoo is also heavily used by 16-year-old girls and 13-year-old boys. Apparently ooVoo was made for two different operating systems Windows & Mac OS X. Sorry Linux users, you penguin faggots are out of gas. Unlike Skype, even if you're making a toll-free-number call to somewhere, you still need to pay for credits. So basically, there is no way to troll here. Oovoo isn't only used by camwhores and teens, but it is also used by many pedophiles. What pedophile wouldn't use ooVoo? That's like saying no to protected sex.

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Typical Oovoo video chat session


Typical ooVoo Conversation[edit]

Emilio Estevez:  (6:17 PM)  
im gay
Devn :  (6:18 PM)  
That makes two of us darling
Emilio Estevez:  (6:18 PM)  
like forreal, i like boys
Devn :  (6:19 PM)  
You hacked?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:19 PM)  
lol what ?
Devn :  (6:20 PM)  
You hacked? Is someone else using your account?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:20 PM)  
no its me Sean dude
Devn :  (6:20 PM)  
Well I'm gay too
Devn :  (6:20 PM)  
Lets date
Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Baddest-Females/122527641178830
Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
this page makes my dick so hard man
Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
but i cant jerk off anymore
Emilio Estevez:  (6:21 PM)  
i cant cum by masturbation
Devn :  (6:22 PM)  
why
Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
idk, im too used to head
Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
and actually cumming in someones mouth
Devn :  (6:22 PM)  
you said yer gay
Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
preferablyy my bitch
Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
or some cute white boy
Emilio Estevez:  (6:22 PM)  
but there none here
Devn :  (6:23 PM)  
Are you serious?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
ive never had any sort of sexual contact with another guy recently
Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
just when i lived in another county
Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
i would wrestle with friends
Emilio Estevez:  (6:23 PM)  
and get pretty hard
Devn :  (6:24 PM)  
ah
Devn :  (6:24 PM)  
You think I'm a cute white boy :3
Devn :  (6:24 PM)  
???
Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
honestly ive never seen your face, but any white boy with hair is cute to me. i just need to see the bod, you gotta be skinny
Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
or a lil chubby
Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
no muscle
Emilio Estevez:  (6:25 PM)  
im all muscle
Devn :  (6:25 PM)  
I'm a lil chub
Devn :  (6:26 PM)  
I'll send a picture message of me to you on my cell haha, this is gay
Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
lolol gay 
Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
and i like grabbing on to a lil meat when wrestling
Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
blake (my last bitch) was like 5'9
Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
im 5'3
Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
but he was chubby and weak
Emilio Estevez:  (6:26 PM)  
and 13 <.<
Devn :  (6:27 PM)  
haha

Devn is currently offline and will receive your message the next time s/he signs in. (6:27 PM)


Devn  has signed in. (6:30 PM)

Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
lol look at those tiny arm
Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
s
Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
if we were in jail id protect you
Emilio Estevez:  (6:30 PM)  
for some great head
Devn :  (6:30 PM)  
ahha
Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
id cum right in your mouth for no particular reason
Devn :  (6:31 PM)  
thats fuckin hot
Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
probably stick my cum right in your throat
Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
*cock
Emilio Estevez:  (6:31 PM)  
and bust
Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
so it goes down your mouth as im hiting your gag reflex
Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
simple swallow
Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
you wont even taste it
Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
you'll just feel the warmth
Emilio Estevez:  (6:32 PM)  
(no homo)
Devn :  (6:32 PM)  
Yeah,\
Devn :  (6:32 PM)  
No homo
Devn :  (6:32 PM)  
That sounded preee homo to me
Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
then i'd probably go fuck some whore
Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
just so i dont feel gay
Devn :  (6:33 PM)  
haha
Devn :  (6:33 PM)  
Its not gay to fuck dudes
Devn :  (6:33 PM)  
Its gay to enjoy it heavily
Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
i just feel as though humans are very sexual animals and to deny this urge is to against our humanity
Emilio Estevez:  (6:33 PM)  
im not a whore
Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
but i love kissing bitches necks that go to my school
Devn :  (6:34 PM)  
I look at boys in my school and say oh yeah, I'd love to get that
Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
and at the same time i'll giggle as my gay fat friend whispers weird shit in my ear
Devn :  (6:34 PM)  
Sames with bitches of course
Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
im very shy though, internet is definately different than reality
Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
the only reason im not a virgin/have a girlfriend is cause im pretty attractive
Devn :  (6:34 PM)  
I just started my new simester today, 
Emilio Estevez:  (6:34 PM)  
i dont talk to any girls or anyone
Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
just wait for them to come to me
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
And I'm shy cus I have new classes
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
I wish I could wait for people
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
But if I did
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
I wouldn't do anything
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
I plan everything I do, I'm usually not invited to anything, I have the parties...
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
It makes me feel shitty
Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
im a senior in high school
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
Cus If I don't make the move, they won't...
Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
you've gone to more parties than i have
Devn :  (6:35 PM)  
I'm a freshman
Emilio Estevez:  (6:35 PM)  
i havent gone to a single one
Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
:C
Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
I haven't had sex...
Emilio Estevez:  (6:36 PM)  
or to the club
Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
I am heavily Bisexual, fuck, I've had a boyfriend once
Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
I'm not in it for love though
Emilio Estevez:  (6:36 PM)  
i love my girlfriend
Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
I wish I could have a bro that I would have sex with
Devn :  (6:36 PM)  
I love girls
Emilio Estevez:  (6:36 PM)  
thats one of the reasons im not a man whore
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
but i wanna fuck a white boy in the ass
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
and pull his soft ass hair
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
smell it
Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
I love and cherish girls
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
run my hands through it
Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
I just wanna fuck a dude so bad though
Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
no joke
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
same here
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
when id wrestle with blake
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
id put him in a missionary hold
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
and dry hump his ass
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
he wouldnt even know
Devn :  (6:37 PM)  
haha
Emilio Estevez:  (6:37 PM)  
he was young enough to where i could groom him
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
but not too young to where it be sick to me
Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
How old?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
like 11-13 throughout my time knowing him
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
but bigger than me
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
just weaker
Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
haha
Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
Yer tiny
Devn :  (6:38 PM)  
:D
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
lol i am
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
im 5'3
Emilio Estevez:  (6:38 PM)  
150 lbs
Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
trying to get ridiculously muscular
Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
and toned
Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
I weight a lot :C
Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
I need to work out more
Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
ANd eat less
Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
if you work out you'll eat more
Devn :  (6:39 PM)  
I mean, like, just jog
Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
oh true
Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
id still fuck you up
Emilio Estevez:  (6:39 PM)  
and molest you
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
shit id suck a dick
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
good as fuck
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
every bitch ive made suck my dick ive had to instruct on how to do it
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
wishing i could do it myself

tyler. has joined the chat session. (6:40 PM)

Devn :  (6:40 PM)  
You saw my pic?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
lmao hell yeah
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
shit was cute
Emilio Estevez:  (6:40 PM)  
you look like a lil girl
tyler.:  (6:41 PM)  
damn xD what are u talkin about
Devn :  (6:41 PM)  
?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:41 PM)  
just cause im short and mixed race doesnt mean i dont have one of them big black dicks either 
Devn :  (6:41 PM)  
haha
Devn :  (6:41 PM)  
I've seen it O.o
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
lol you did
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
but it wasnt hard
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
it was flacid
tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
-_________________________-
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
my friend showed me his shaven shit on webcam a few days ago
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
HAHA
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
[[lie|he's totally hetero though]]
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
it was so skinny
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
I THINK MY FRIEND IS IN HERE

Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
FUCK
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
WE AIN'T GAY
Emilio Estevez:  (6:42 PM)  
oh, no homo
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
FUCK
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
FUCK
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
FUCK
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
FUCK
tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
qqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffffff
Devn :  (6:42 PM)  
Why are you in here?
tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
quief
tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
quief
tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
quief
tyler.:  (6:42 PM)  
quief
Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
Why are you in here?
tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
quief
tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
idk
Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
...
Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
FUCK
tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
..... fuck a duck
Emilio Estevez:  (6:43 PM)  
...
tyler.:  (6:43 PM)  
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Devn :  (6:43 PM)  
Sean, is your real name emilio?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:44 PM)  
nahh my names Sean Fernando Lopez
Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
Why so hispainic, yer a nig right?
Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
Tyler here is hispainic
Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
:P
Emilio Estevez:  (6:44 PM)  
im a dominiggercan
tyler.:  (6:44 PM)  
ima sped!
Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
You mean spic*
Devn :  (6:44 PM)  
Sped means special education
tyler.:  (6:45 PM)  
idfc and woo im a retard then
Emilio Estevez:  (6:45 PM)  
my boogers are white like my fathers gooey affection
Devn :  (6:45 PM)  
So, as we were talking about
Devn :  (6:45 PM)  
Tyler, would you like to join?
tyler.:  (6:45 PM)  
suree
Devn :  (6:45 PM)  
We were talking about bisexuality
Emilio Estevez:  (6:45 PM)  
well more like homosexuality
Emilio Estevez:  (6:45 PM)  
i was saying i have a really long crooked unkempt black dick
Devn :  (6:46 PM)  
Sean here is straight, his girlfriend is fuckin hot as shit
Emilio Estevez:  (6:46 PM)  
like 20 times darker than my actual complexion
tyler.:  (6:46 PM)  
ohhh so is mine my girlfrind is also hott as shit
Devn :  (6:46 PM)  
Sean is basically white
Devn :  (6:46 PM)  
You have a girlfriend?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:46 PM)  
we can trade pics ( ; 
tyler.:  (6:46 PM)  
yes i do im dateing brianna segada
Devn :  (6:47 PM)  
I'm interested in the bitches too
Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
ive always wanted to date a spic whore
Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
and a white whore
Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
im working at hollister this summer so hopefully i'll get the chance
tyler.:  (6:47 PM)  
haha she actually is a spic lol
Emilio Estevez:  (6:47 PM)  
i could tell
tyler.:  (6:48 PM)  
haha how is that
Emilio Estevez:  (6:48 PM)  
the last name <.<
Emilio Estevez:  (6:48 PM)  
devn have you ever jerked off to pics of my girlfriend?
Devn :  (6:48 PM)  
Sadly, yes
tyler.:  (6:48 PM)  
ahaha oh yeahh she osnt look mexican thoo
Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
Sorry to say
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
lol i like that shit
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
what did you imagine doing to her?
tyler.:  (6:49 PM)  
and devn xD
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
i kinda want my girlfriend to let me run a train on her
Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
Fuckin her dude
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
but id feel bad afterwards
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
like HOW fucking her ?
Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
Like, she's perfect
Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
Shes like, emo hair, dark skin
Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
Perfect in everyway
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
lmao
Devn :  (6:49 PM)  
You got it good homie
Emilio Estevez:  (6:49 PM)  
shes trying to be scene
Emilio Estevez:  (6:50 PM)  
and she can suck cock like a fucking pro
tyler.:  (6:50 PM)  
so is my girlfrieendd! but she small xD
Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
You wanna see the girl I was sure I was gonna get, but she regected me cus she said I'm way too far into the friend zone
Emilio Estevez:  (6:50 PM)  
ive got over 343 nudes of her
Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
We have been really good friends for years, but It's gettin juicy
Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
You know whats sad?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:50 PM)  
i cant send them to you but i can show them to you through share screen if you want
Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
No
Devn :  (6:50 PM)  
that would be wrong
Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
Its sad
Emilio Estevez:  (6:51 PM)  
ye... i just wan watch you beat your meat to my girl
Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
Tyler here, I've been tryna get him to send me nudes for awhile
Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
HAHA
tyler.:  (6:51 PM)  
haha xD
Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
Sorry if thats creepy
Devn :  (6:51 PM)  
But I really wonder what it looks like
tyler.:  (6:51 PM)  
haha noo but i like geeked for a second lol
Emilio Estevez:  (6:51 PM)  
i wonder if a lot of guys beat off to my girl
Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
haha
tyler.:  (6:52 PM)  
idk what she looks like
Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
like you know how sometimes girls panties slip out through the back of their jeans
Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
Enjoy that picture I sent Sean, beat to that
Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
My hair looks so good in it
Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
i wonder if thats ever happened to her
Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
and a guys beat off to that image
Devn :  (6:52 PM)  
haha
Emilio Estevez:  (6:52 PM)  
her pussy smells and taste like a Pixie Stick too
Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
Really!?
Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
FUCK
Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
I love pixie sticks!
Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
i havent eaten her since the beginning of january but yeah its the best pussy ive tasted
tyler.:  (6:53 PM)  
ahhahahaa this conversation is kick asss(:
Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
pussy is usually sour 
Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
or like
Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
smells like fried fish
Emilio Estevez:  (6:53 PM)  
or musty pubic hair
Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
haha
tyler.:  (6:53 PM)  
haha
Devn :  (6:53 PM)  
Sex stories anyone?
Emilio Estevez:  (6:54 PM)  
mm i got a few
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
But yeah, sadly I've been "talkin" to Tyler
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
in a way
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
Not really lovey dovy
tyler.:  (6:54 PM)  
ahahha devn alredy knows mine
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
As I said before, I'm not in it for love with boys
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
I love girls
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
I want a relationship with girls
Devn :  (6:54 PM)  
I want a broship with a dude, but we fuck in it
Emilio Estevez:  (6:54 PM)  
you wan a fuck buddy with tyler
Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
i wanna fuck a dude too
tyler.:  (6:55 PM)  
hahaha i have a bitchh
Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
but like face to face
Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
i wanna look him in the eye when my cocks in his ass
Emilio Estevez:  (6:55 PM)  
and just straight blast him 
tyler.:  (6:55 PM)  
hahahaha xD i fuck giirrlls
Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
I fuck girls too
Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
But I wanna fuck guys
Emilio Estevez:  (6:56 PM)  
youve never touched a guy tyler ?
Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
I g2g eat
tyler.:  (6:56 PM)  
maybee
Devn :  (6:56 PM)  
I'll text you if you aren't on Sean

Devn has left the chat session. (6:57 PM)

Emilio Estevez:  (6:57 PM)  
i'll be here im just gun jerk off to your pic
Emilio Estevez:  (6:57 PM)  
and the thought of you fucking my girl

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