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Operation Fat Fuck
Late on the evening of September 7, 2009 and well into September 8th, /b/ broke free from its own cancer and joined together in what could be described as an orgy of lulz as they set out to viciously raid and ruin the life of a fat, retarded redneck named Steele Richardson. It was dubbed by the raiders as Operation: Fat Fuck, also known as Operation: Bobby Hill — given the target's uncanny resemblance to Hank Hill's portly, dimwitted son.
Crimes Against Humani-/b/
One wonders what would enrage /b/tards to the point that they'd mercilessly rage upon a 16-year-old boy from the shithole backwaters of the otherwise fine state of North Carolina. Long story short, it was /b/'s hatred for the ignorance and, well, do they ever need a reason? Someone had stumbled upon Steele Richardson's Jewtube account, richardson701, where the weight-challenged Wild Bill posted videos teaching people how to properly chew tobacco, or "dip". Annoyed by the slow, stupid drawl of the hick, the /b/tard posted a link to the video in a RAGE thread, and comments were made on YouTube insulting the inbred jackass. Supremely butthurt and feeling the urge to become an internet tough guy, he told Anon that if they had a problem with him, to get the fuck off the computer and fight him, man to Bobby Hill. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO DROP HIS OWN DOX, including his home address, followed by his phone number, just in case people needed turn by turn directions. What he didn't anticipate, however, was that he was inviting a clusterfuck of epic proportions that would plague him and his family all night long.
The Original Videos
—Bobby "Steele" Hill
—Bobby "Steele" Hill
—Bobby "Steele" Hill
The Raid Begins
After the dox were posted to /b/, Anon decided they'd descend upon him like the thousand nations of the Persian Empire. Shipping boxes and pizzas were ordered, his e-mails signed up for all sorts of mailing lists, and hell, some nearby North Carolinan /b/tard stumbled upon an escort service and found it in his heart to send Bobby Hill a whore. A very brave anon posted the following ad to Craigslist: "Loves to be fucked up the ass while being called 'Bobby Hill'."
You may help by ordering him more pizzas and continuously calling his house phone (see docs section). You can even record your phone calls for posterity, if you're so inclined, as someone has done so below.
Hank is a nigger who was hanged for raping white women. Not Bobby's real Dad???
The Docs, Posted by Bobby Hill Himself!
His YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/richardson701
His Photobucket: http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm217/richardson701/
His Aim: richardson701
His e-mail address: email@example.com
His MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/rednecknerd45
His Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/steele.richardson
Father's MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ilovedanarichardson90
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/davdan1990Closed. http://www.wix.com/richardson701/steele-brahh
Check on NC Local News http://www.easternwakenews.com/
Dad Gets Butthurt
As often happens in a raid where family phones are called, Steele's fat, drunk fuck of a father, Hank Hill, got pulled into the shenanigans and decided to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH as he got more and more perturbed by the /b/tards. These conversations led to some very lulzy soundbites, where some callers pretended to be nigger.
The Apology Videos
After Bobby Hill's parents got involved, Bobby Hill soon posted a very apologetic video on YouTube to try to stave off the on-going invasion so he wouldn't get grounded, spanked, or have propane and propane accessories shoved down his urethra. The apology video, which included an instance of shoe on head, had him apologize to AnonTalk, a worthy scapegoat for the escapades given their continuous spam of /b/. Of course, he had to end his video with an obscene insult, and them good ol' country boys at /b/ didn't take too kindly to that and decided to keep on raiding anyway (not like they'd have stopped after one apology video anyway).
In the second apology video, which was shot in a depressingly dark room, Bobby Hill had to perform the Truffle Shuffle from the seminal 80s classic The Goonies. Although the quality of the second video isn't as great as the first given the lighting of the room, some cinema buffs might consider it befitting as it gives a grim atmosphere that mirrors the dark events that had befallen Steele Richardson that day. This led Bobby Hill to offer a weak apology to /b/ and eBaum's while pleading for mercy. Watch as he nervously jokes and tries to retain a shred of his dignity while Truffle Shuffling.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_65ykNE1jaA (skip to 7:05)
Gallery of Raid Lulz
Gallery of Bobby Hill
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