The Furangina "Naturally juicy" advert was spewed like a rope of Godless pulpy horror from the tip of the Eiffel Tower onto an unsuspecting world around the end of 2007. While anthropomorphic animals have been used in a fairly close-to-the-trotter manner to shill products before, none of them had quite got as far using fruit juice to imply forced lactation and giant Orangina bottles to simulate Doug Winger-style macrophile futa bukkake.
It will probably go down in history as the shock campaign which affected normal people and Anonymous with equal force. Those who were aware of the tropes to which it was paying homage were horrified that someone actually got this shit on television, while those who weren't were left either murmuring under the chair in a fetal ball or rushing to the mailbox to cancel their subscription to The Bible. Even some furries themselves find this commercial at least awkward to watch, since most seem to be used to their ten-penis, fifty-vagina'd hermaphroditic buttsecks being cartoony as opposed to realistic.
Speaking of hermaphroditic buttsecks, only male peacocks have the faggy tail feathers, yet the ones in the video also had tits. Peacocks indeed.
Britchan Declares WAR (o noes!)
UK Anons are presently trying to get the ad removed for great justice. You can help by adding moar letters saying it offends your religion to this address:
Tel: 020 7492 2222
Mid-City Place 71 High Holborn LondonWC1V 6QT
UPDATE: epic ad burns anon haha DISREGARD THAT I'M A FILTHY FURFAG
—James Donaghy, The Guardian
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A company called "Cascade Beer" released a video that isn't nearly as sexual, but still pretty fucking creepy. Especially at the end.
A penguin? SRSLY?
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- Zeta toy
- ZOO: The Movie This time with moar hyoomans
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