Otto Warmbier

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Take him away Danno
Otto wants to say he did it for the lulz but dying for a piece of shit poster like this ain't worth it. Ever

Otto Warmbier (his last name is pronounced Warm-Beer) was an over indulged retarded Americunt from Cincinnati, Ohio who felt that, when all his classmates were going to European countries like Germany and the Netherlands to celebrate their graduations from High School and recent hire by their parents into the family business, as a Capitalist Jew he felt he'd be safest in communist countries like China and North Korea because, historically, Communists have always taken such good care of their Jews such as Russia under Stalin's leadership.

He wasn't in North Korea for more than five minutes before he felt the need to live up to the cliche of a Thieving Jew and was quickly banhammered by the North Korean police when he decided that It'd be a plus for his resume to join Ohio's exclusive club of intellectually bankrupted world criminals, such as Michael Fay, by stealing a propaganda poster of Kim Jung Eun.

Seeing little need for a trial since Otto Warmbier voluntered his confusion and pled guilty after a short interrogation Warmbier was mercifully sent to a Fun Camp full of games like sleep deprivation, drugs, water boarding, electric shocks and "I bet you'll be hungry enough in 3 weeks to eat that". He was released 18 months after his arrest and died on 19 June 2017 from what Kim Jung Eun claimed to be the side effects from all the fun Otto had while a guest at one of his Fun Camps to become a martyr to libtards who have once again changed stance and are now blaming Obama and his policy of kissing North Korea's ass for Otto's death. They can now be heard tapping their bongs in unison on the White House lawn demanding that The Great God General strike North Korea with his electrified, palm of death.



   
 
Otto Warmbier was only in prison for 5 minutes when Kim Jung Eun started singing this to him
 

 
 

—ED Staff


Possible CIA Connections[edit]

What kind of information can an untrained, 18 year old SJW white boy visiting third world shitholes on their parent's credit card even discover about a secretive country like North Korea other than how many shitty Tv Channels they have running "You Too Fat"? Kim Jung Eun's early morning exercise propaganda to reduce food intake or how fast it took them to get the runs after drinking the water?

The age of the spy is over when there are more efficient options available like America's nanobot eavesdropping devices in use and have been dropped on that country from satellites since the 60's when JFK prioritized it with his domino theory. Even better, China has been hosting a pay website for world governments to watch. For the low, low price of 10 million American Dollars a month they can watch China's comedy site titled, The Laughable State Secrets of North Korea. At 5 million American dollars and 10 thousand rolls of toilet paper a month, there's the still popular Russian web series of World's Dumbest State Leaders And Their Secrets but most people will agree it has gone downhill since the loss of Danny Bonaduce.

If Otto had any connection to the CIA it would have been most likely as a dead agent, where the goal is to send an agent posing as a civilian or a dignitary to a foreign country and have them die in a horrible way to upset the American population. The whole act is usually aimed at those with liberal sensabilities who will see the event as a breach of trust and demand changes in policy to avenge this death, but let me repeat, overindulged, rich, Americunt libtards. The days of the rich making sacrifices are way over. There are no more actors like James Stewart and Clark Gable who have pride in their country and join the military at times of need like war and actually fight. Now all we get are so called heroes like Trace Adkins and Tom Hanks who think singing a song for a commercial to get his cut from a corrupt veterans group or starring in a movie about military urban legends is somehow equal to a soldier dying in a foreign land.


Look at this smile. You only get a smile like this pleasuring yourself to torture porn
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How you say we bad? We take Otto see Dennis Rodman. He watch brack man jump with ball.
 

 
 

—Kim Jung Eun on Warmbier's treatment

Otto Warmbier's Father Tries To Shift The Blame[edit]

"He used the word free," Fred Warmbier, Otto's, father said suggesting why his son would want to go to North Korea. "The sales man was just so slick. He knew all the right words to draw my son into making a bad decision. This company wanted to make North Korea look safe and civilized to the world but they needed people to go there. So enter the slick sales men with their unresitable words like free and reduced cost."

Still looking to shift the blame off his son Fred continued, "It's that worthless nigger president. If he had any balls he would have went in there and saved him. But No. For 18 months all his administration told us was not to bring up our son. They were taking care of it. They said they were bringing him home. If the mighty giant slayer and bare hand warrior were President, I would still have my son."


Social Justice Warriors And Other Assholes Speak Out About Otto Warmbier's Death[edit]

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Kathy Dettwyler with her kid, I mean dog. Looks every bit the bowl cut, butch lesbian feminist you imagined her as. Minus the mustache rides free t-shirt and over sized K D Lang belt buckle of course
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Feminazi, adjunct professor of anthropology at the University of Delaware and all around cunt Kathy Dettwyler made the comment that "Otto Warmbier got exactly what was coming to him," on her Facebook page.

The Entirety of her comment consisted of a rant accusing young men like Warmbier of believing that they are entitled to whatever they want and shouldn't be made to endure punishments for their bad decisions because they were born with a penis. Her man-hating penis loathing rant even goes so far as suggesting that she is almost raped at the end of every semester by over entitled rich boys, that she compares to Otto Warmbier, who are upset that the grade of A wasn't just handed to them and they were expected to earn it. Possibly feeling that she hasn't gone far enough Kathy Dettwyler decided to show all her cards to further convince anyone reading that she is a militant, penis hating lesbian by accusing Otto Warmbier's parents of raising him in this antiquated chauvinistic fashion and even saying that the grief they are feeling is the punishment they earned for raising a misogynistic, grandiose, controlling, overly entitled, oppressive penised person who would most likely have grown up to rape women and children for his amusement instead of taking him as a child and castrating him in full, cutting off both his cock and balls, to cure him of this male insanity.

Surprisingly, most people having IQs between 15 and 90 points were offended by her post and have demanded that Kathy Dettwyler be terminated from her position as a professor. As expected The University of Delaware released a statement saying that they are advocates of the First Amendment. While they might not agree with Kathy Dettwyler's impetuous, assburger styled tard rant, they will defend her right to say it.
Ironically Dettwyler will most likely not be punished for her bad decision to attack a grieving family like a homophobic minister at a fag's funeral because she's a woman. There is also the chance that the University of Delaware might start to become afraid of the idea of a Mary Shelly style mob busting through their gates and actually fire the bitch and I am surprised that they did.

Dennis Rodman[edit]

Even Kim Jung Eun isn't hard up enough to keep him


In true drama whore fashion and just like a nigger standing in front of human resources during lay-off season and trying to convince others of his importance because he has a slim to none chance of keeping his job because all he is known for is using the microwave to stink up the break room worse than the foreign guy Dennis Rodman claimed it was because of his intervention that Otto Warmbier was released in an interview on Good Morning America 23 June 2017.

"Me and my man Eun-Son, that's what I call him cuz we're cool like that," Rodman Said, "Me and Eun-Son - we just got done sucking each other's dick and let me tell you. All that shit you hear about Asians is bull shit cuz my man Eun-Son, Man, that motherfucker is hung like an Elephant. Like I said, we just got done sucking each other's dicks and we're sitting back burning a couple icky-stickies and I was like, 'Hey, Eun-Son. Why don't you let that honkey kike kid go?'"

"Being the cool dude he is," Rodman continued, "Eun-Son looked at me and said, 'For you Dennis, I do anything right after you eat my ass.'"

"That's why Otto Warmbier got to come home." Rodman announced. "It's all thanks to me. I'm the real hero behind all this. I made this happen. No one but me could have done this."


North Korea[edit]

In looking to regain its political status as bottom feeder on the world stage, North Korea looked to stoke the flames of liberal guilt by accusing the world of unfairly persecuting them and corroborating with South Korea to ruin the well respected name of North Korea in a smear campaign that will be used by The mighty midget killing leader of the free world to push for an invasion and reignite the Korean War.
Kim Jung Eun in his usual bravado dared people to challenge him when he said that Warmbier was well cared for while under North Korean medical care and it was America's Medical horror show that was responsible for Warmbier's death.

Kim Jung Eun claimed that, thanks to North Korean medicine and nutrition, Warmbier was healthier at the time of his release compared to any of the days he spent in the usual lifestyle of choking down cheeseburgers and milk shakes as all over weight American are famously known to do.

Kim Jung Eun added, "His system had been cleansed staying in the health conscious world of North Korea. It was most likely his parents demanding that Warmbier get a bacon double cheeseburger fed to him through an IV when he got home." He finished, "That's what killed him. His body wasn't used to America's fat filled garbage foods anymore."

$2 Million Dollar Hosital Bill[edit]

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We made clear that they were never going to get anything
 

 
 

US State Department Source

Thinking it can get away with charging America the same rates hospitals in the US charges its patients for an aspirin and a Get the fuck out of here, North Korea has submitted a bill for $2 Million dollars for the care of Otto Warmbier, thinking that dirty bandages and uneducated doctors are deserving of such an exuberant fee.

North Korea has defended the amount of the bill saying that the US had pledged to pay it prior to Otto Warmbier's release to US custody.

Our Grat God emperor has said that We will not pay, we will never pay this bill because it is comparable to a ransom for his return," right before he threatened to put a smack down on Kim Jung Eun for even suggesting such a bullshit bill.

As expected North Korea has put the US into medical collections and is committed to using harassing bill collectors every day and at every hour until the bill has been paid.

Interesting Facts about Otto Warmbier[edit]

  • All around evil Jew. Sent more money to Israel than he ever paid in taxes to The US. Has been to Israel every year on a kibbutz since he was 13. If he had actually stuck with Israel and not gone fanboy hoping to get himself some Asian gash he would still be alive.
  • Otto Warmbier's parents actually offered obscene amounts of money collected from friends and synagogues to the North Korean embassy for their son's return. Like most rich people, they responded with the predictable WHO? when asked about other Americans being held as prisoners in North Korea.
  • Forever disappointed his mother when he graduated High School only second best.
Most fanboys want to believe that all Korean girls look like the girls from 4 Minute. This is what they only want you to see. Like the rest of the world, 90% of their women consist of fat, toothless hags that have no idea what a bikini wax is or what a douche is for.
  • Otto's friends have suggested that his fascination with the K-Pop Group 4 Minute may be the reason why he went to North Korea. Like most, he was unaware that North Korean and South Koreans look differant as North Korea's idea of beauty is more slant eyed, yellow and their women have horizontal vaginas because they haven't been influenced by Western standards of beauty.


   
 
Kim Jung Eun is a fag.
 

 
 

—Otto Warmbier's last words


If video game legends are true, he will have his revenge. Remember to do your part. Write your Senator or Congress Man and demand that the U.S. send Kim Jung Eun an Arcade Cabinet of Berserker as a gift.

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