Ouran High School Host Club
Ouran High School Host Club is one of the more recent fandoms to be created in Japan and 16-year-old girls around the world immediately latched on like a 13-year-old boy to Beastie Boys. Of course, it's one of the most popular animes on YouTube.
A bunch of rich teenage gay boys (they're all gay by the fangirls' standards) attracted to some random poor Mary Sue dressed as a gay to scam fangirls (who deserve it as you will see). Clearly, this show has the same effect as reading Wikipedia.
The Most Important Characters Evar (apparently)
The Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. They are the center of attention of 11 out of 10 fangirls.
Also they dye their hair pink and blue for retarded reasons no one wants to know or even care about.
Other Characters No One Cares About
- Haruhi: Just like Rukia Kuchiki, Haruhi gets mistaken for a boy for some reason. It could be because she has no boobs and enjoys putting her strap-on in the ass of the rest of the Host Club members. But since the Host Club is one big sausage fest anyway, she fits in quite well with the other flaming fruitcakes.
- Tamaki: The very definition of fag. Flowers and sunshine shoot out his ass everywhere he goes, and tries unsuccessfully to hide his gayness with a "crush" on Haruhi, which he then tries to hide by dubbing himself her father (in short, he has issues). Some French girl even tries to fuck him in the anime, but Tamaki cried like a little bitch and went to Haruhi for moar buttsex. Rates an 11 on a gay scale from 1 through 10 for starting the attention-whoring club to begin with.
- Hunny: A plushie shota who pretty much exists for the sick fucks who get off on shotacon. Although, it's techinically not since he's the oldest member of the group, which is just a shitty excuse for the handsey old men.
- Mori: Hunny's uke cousin, despite being at least three feet taller. As Hunny's dick is always in his mouth, it makes it pretty difficult for him to say very much, and thus gets a total of three lines of dialog in the anime.
- Kyouya: A future e-lawyer in the making, he is Tamaki's longest butt buddy. He, too, tries to hide his gayness by trying to rape Haruhi, but doesn't. Pussy. He also gets slapped by his father! zOMG!
If you somehow get forced to watch it and make AMVs of it... (Aka: I've seen and lived the horror)
- Fangirls will more often than not pair up two of the club members not including Haruhi (pictured right).
- There are no fans of the Lobelia group because they're all lesbians. Some argue that the leader is not just a lesbian, but a trap.
- If nobody licenses this anime for the rest of the world, they are fucking stupid because they'll probably lose out on at least 100 units of every currency in the world.
- Then again, every 16-year-old girl and her friends already have every episode of the anime downloaded and have made at least 100 AMVs.
- The reason Haruhi is able to dress up as a guy so successfully is because azns all look the same, and all girls are flat-chested.
- Against the wishes of yaoi fangirls, every host club member falls in love with Haruhi. Except Honey and Mori, since they are occupied with buttsex.
Action: 42, considering the twins (see above)
- Tamaki's English Voice Actor - a fgt playing a fgt is perfect, amirite?
- Rosario + vampire-Basically the same thing except with the hot chicks and monsters and 'CAPU-CHU' and just one faggot
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