OwO whats this..?
|Taking a gey peniz up the ass in a fanfiction doesn’t count, retard.|
A common rhetorical question used by furfags that pretend to not know of the concealed male genitalia that is about to be presented or unfortunately molested and mutilated, which leaves us to assume (UNLESS VISUALLY ASSESSED, THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS) that the said fag’s virginity is taken away faster than a criminal sent off to Gulag in the saddest way possible. BAWWWW! (or what’s left of it, but what would they know, they always take SOMETHING up the ass not knowing what it is). An AV cable, a kettle handle and a cat is fine too. The latter is definitely recommended for intermediate to advanced furfags.
NOTE: After a beating, a captured furfag will most likely say ”Fuck you, I didn’t know what it was! It’s my first time!” Take note of this common form of deception and give unto him (uncommonly her) a swift yet harder beating.
Dealing with this shit
Not much is known as to how to stop this faggotry completely (because it won’t stop coming), but a quick three step guide is followed by everyone and their biological fathers as to how a thorough cleansing can be achieved:
1: Apply lightly corrosive solution to the i̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶’̶s̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶l̶y̶ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, POUR THAT SHIT IN
2: Run outside (or burn in the flames like an hero) and gaze at your settlement that is now in flames.
3: Generously pour the corrosive solution into your eyes (bleach is great, but have some rubbing alcohol and a lighter on hand for best results).
Good job! If you did this correctly, you are now free from the shackles of furfaggotry. If you left the bleach in the forming ashes that was your basement and are now realizing it, then HAHAHA, rUN baCK InsIdE and graB the bottel and repeat the guide, cuck.
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