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Oxymoron

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Oxymoron can mean:

  1. A spotty idiot who cannot rid his face of plague like acne, often in conjunction with jaundice and scurvy.
  2. Billy Mays
  3. A phrase or sentence which is inherently contradictory, e.g:
    • "America is #1!"
    • A Brony's sexlife.
    • Affordable Healthcare
    • Affordable Suburb
    • African Civilization
    • Alabama Institute of Learning
    • Alternative Fact
    • American Culture
    • American Education
    • American Freedom
    • American Intelligence
    • American Liberty
    • American Morality
    • American hero
    • Anonymous group
    • Anti-war neocon
    • Asian Driving instructors
    • Autism sufferer
    • Balanced Federal Budget
    • Black Father
    • Black person
    • Brave Jew
    • British Cuisine
    • Brony culture
    • Buzzfeed Journalist
    • Charitable Jew
    • Christian/Muslim morality
    • Christian-Science
    • Civil War
    • Clean Aboriginal
    • Comedienne
    • Communist Utopia
    • Congressional Bipartisanship
    • Consentual rape
    • Constructive Criticism
    • Conventional Wisdom
    • Credible News Resource
    • Detroit Real Estate Agent
    • Detroit, the greatest city in the world
    • Divorce Court
    • Educated Fox News reporter
    • Educated Glenn Beck viewer
    • Evolutionary lie
    • Encyclopedia Dramatica Relevant 2017
    • Fair and unbiased news coverage
    • Family Friendly Eminem Song
    • Female Intelligence
    • Found Missing
    • Free Press
    • Free Jewgolds
    • Funny ED article
    • Funny Cracked.com article
    • Funny OhInternet article
    • Funny Uncyclopedia article
    • Funny female comedian
    • Furry art
    • Gay Pride
    • Gay-person (WARNING: This oxymoron is one of the most commonly utilized; be aware and substitute for Sub-human)
    • Gay rights
    • George W Bush; not an oxymoron, just a moron.
    • German Humor
    • German Nationalism
    • Girl Gamer
    • Good Cop
    • Good ICP Song
    • Good War
    • Good Anime
    • Good Furry art
    • Good Wikipedia article
    • Good Uwe Boll movie
    • Good Xbox 360 games
    • Goodlooking black person
    • Gorgeous English Woman
    • Government reasoning
    • Gun Safety
    • Happy Marriage
    • Hard working Mexican
    • Healthy at every size
    • Heterosexual European
    • Heterosexual Liberal
    • Holy War
    • Holocaust Survivor
    • Homeless Shelter
    • Honest Government
    • Honest Jew
    • Honest Politician
    • Honest cop
    • Honest mainstream-media
    • Humble American
    • Innocent Children
    • Innocent Blackman
    • Intellectual stoner
    • Intelligent Republican
    • Intelligent Chris Chan post
    • Intelligent black person
    • Intelligent woman
    • Intelligent Pollack
    • Intelligent Southerner
    • Interesting flat-chested woman
    • Internet culture
    • Jeb Bush! Energy Drink
    • Jewish Innocence
    • Justice System
    • Liberal Gun owner
    • Liberal Redneck
    • Livable neighborhood in Detroit
    • Logical religious-fundamentalist
    • Loyal wife
    • Mac Works
    • Male feminist
    • Military intelligence
    • Militant pacifist
    • Millennial job offerings
    • Millennial Retirement Savings
    • Moderate Muslim
    • Modern Art
    • Modern History
    • New Age
    • Peace in Detroit
    • Peaceful American
    • Peaceful anarchy
    • Pension
    • Polite Frenchman
    • Political intelligence
    • Poor Jew
    • Popular folk music
    • Professional Gamers
    • PS3 games
    • Reasonable Atheist
    • Rape Culture
    • Reasonable Feminist
    • Religion of Peace
    • Respectable Government Official
    • Responsible Drug Use
    • Restless Sleep
    • Riot Control
    • Russian Civility
    • Russian Hospitality
    • Sandy Hook Survivor
    • Sandy Hook real lol
    • Skinny Basement Dweller
    • Slave Wages
    • Slim Shady (in 2006)
    • Smart social justice warrior
    • Speedy Trial
    • Stoner's conviction
    • Straight feminist
    • Successful American regime-change war
    • Talanted Female Artist
    • Talented DeviantART user
    • Tough Love
    • Unbiased Opinion
    • Victimless Crime
    • Virgin Bride
    • War Hero
    • War On Terror
    • Webcomic artist
    • Woke up dead
    • Wii good

An oxymoron is therefore a contradiction in terms, such as "useful information from ED".

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