Pedophile Hunter

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A long long time ago (It was actually June 16th, 2007), /i/nsurgents posted a guide to hunting pedophiles on this website and other free chat services for great justice. They pose as 13-year-old girls and wait for a pedophile to come along and try to pick them up. Average wait time has been reported as under a minute. Once the pedophile was spotted (not very hard), the hunter slowly encircles them with a mildly flirtatious air, eventually posting this picture as their own. The goal was to get contact information if possible, post it on the thread for later trolling, and then proceed to fuck with them.

The Bust[edit]

When the hunter was either convinced that he/she wouldn't be getting any more or didn't want any more out of the pedophile, they would bust the bubble in one of three ways.

  • The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  • An interrogation a la To Catch A Predator
  • The following bullshit FBI warning:
    • NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

      Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.

A Bump in the Road[edit]

The administrator, j0hn, has b& the 7channers with the message "Chat's closed due to aids." He's a justice-obstructing fuckoff and must become an hero.

Obsequies[edit]

As /i/ was in its death throes at the time, one noble anonymous decided to compile a list of phone numbers for great lulz and justice. M0ar will come, as the prank goes on as /i/'s last great act.

Faggotry![edit]

The faggots have recently stolen 7chan's idea and launched a pedo-baiting thread, using 7chan's copypasta.

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