Pegging

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Pegging is a different form of anal sex. Instead of the man sticking his penis up the woman's ass, the woman sticks her penis up the man's ass. Inevitably results in santorum with joy the next day. It has been proven by Stephen Hawking that pegging is the number one cause of AIDS in Israel. Most peggers are crackheads or friendlies. Pegging is the direct result of queers and feminazis taking over the world, when instead women should be locked up in the kitchen to in order to make sandwiches all day long.

Eric: are you sure JessicaLeigh? you probably won't feel anything.
JessicaLeigh: i don't care Eric. i'll do anything for you.
(JessicaLeigh proceeds to peg Eric, when all of a sudden, jameth comes in the room)
jameth: hey Eric, do you wanna go eat? - oh, jesus fucking christ!
(hardvice enters)
hardvice: fuck! they're at it again!
jameth: what the hell? is JessicaLeigh wearing a...strap-on?
Eric: do you guys ever knock?! -.-;

Currently, few academics have studied pegging [1] (PDF link is out of date). Thus, if Scenesters wish to jump on the pegging bandwagon before it is cool, now would be a good time.

It is clinically proven (A.K.A I think) that love of pegging leads to a love of Futa and Dickgirls, which are gay. Thus pegging is gay as it leads to gayness, which in turn means you're gay as you looked at this page.

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