The Death Threats
Kyle, being full of fat and teenage angst, saw a Star of David on an ED article which put him into a violent rage. He made a vlog, and promised to murder every member of Encylopedia Dramatica. After using his haxx0r skillz to dig up personal information, he sent the recording of his death threats, in the mail, to Alex Romantic Temple. Obviously, this kid isn't fucking around and definitely intends to kill us all.
Kyle's Nazi Involvement
Kyle Anderson has been confirmed to be a staunch Neo-Nazi and hates Jews with a passion because they control the media and won't let him be a part of it. In a recently deleted forum post with which he asked if he should quit, another user stated that he should remain to fight the good fight against ED, citing the fact that while her own grandfather had died in a concentration camp, it was because he had fallen off the guard tower and thus he was an hero. He's also a distant relative of another of Germany's favorite an heroes.
Kyle's Need of Exercise
Kyle is a textbook example of the growing childhood obesity problem in America, and his existence proves that something needs to be done to get these kids off the computer and back on the playground. Time and time again Kyle attempted to defend his exercise regimen, turns out playing baseball in bed and always being the catcher doesn't count as exercise.
—Kyle as broadcasted on lulzcast
—Kyle regarding satire
- Kyle is e-pals with Daxflame and Faye006.
- Kyle's grandpop worked for the Jew.
- Kyle is homeschooled because he is attempting to ignore negative influences.
- Kyle was expelled from public school for inserting several classroom objects into his rectum.
- Due to elective cosmetic surgery, Kyle has a Jew in place of his reproductive organs.
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