A period, otherwise known as cherry soda, is when a woman bleeds for two to nine days out of her vagina and fails to die. Most women say that 'it is natural' and that every woman has them, but this is a lie concocted by evil Jezebels and is actually a sign from God that they hath sinned and are going to hell after Jesus has skull fucked them. To try and hide the shame, Jews made tampons for them so that they can carry on with their evil ways. There are two types of tampons that a woman can buy off of a street dealer in exchange for TVs and Sega Genesises: the first, soft totem poles that are shoved into the bitch's pisshole for the lulz and can also be turned into bombs, due to the fuses coming out of the bottom of them. The second are large white pads that are responsible for the death of Steve Irwin as they can be confused with skinned stingrays.
—Yahweh, Leviticus Chapter 12:1-2
—Leviticus Chapter 12:4-5, GOD
While some women would see the light and come to the light the Jesus for salvation, but some throw them in the bin for teenagers/creepy old men who have been watching too much Hellsing, for them to steal and fap over. They are in the same league as panty sniffers and should be shot on sight.
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Of course, there are some of you sick fucks out there that would bastardize something as sacred as a bitch bleeding out her snatch. (PROTIP: Menstrual blood works great as lube.) That's where the term "Red Wings" comes in as can be found here . For the even more perverted fucks - there is MEATBALLING!!! Meatballing: . Sick sons of bitches! But you gotta admit - it's a great source of iron and protein! MENSTRUATION FTW!!!
Euphemisms for the period
- Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp.
- Aunt Flow is visiting.
- Aunt Irma. — This term is used by the British
- Barber's pole.
- Bloodnegs ("Blood and Eggs").
- Blowjob week.
- Chunking Out Some Strawberry Marmalade.
- Closed for Maintenance.
- Dolmio day.
- Excuse not to stop being a lazy bitch and make me a sandwich!
- Fallen to the communists.
- Flying the flag.
- Friend in Town.
- Got the painters in.
- Guys' Night Out.
- Menstrual dreadlocks
- Hemorrhaging filthy cooter blood out the tuna slot.
- Hide The Knives Week.
- If you ask her to go swimming: "I forgot my bathing suit."
- It's "that time of the month" when "I'm not at my best" because "my vagina is bleeding."
- Jam Sandwich.
- Manchester United are playing at home (can be replaced by any team that plays in red).
- Moontime—this term is only used by dirty smelly hippies.
- Mouse in the House.
- On the blob.
- On the cob.
- Premenstrual Tension
- Prostrate atop a crimson tide.
- Ragging it / on the rag /Playing Ragtime.
- Red Ring of Death.
- Red River/Tsunami.
- Red/Crimson Tide.
- Ridin' the cotton pony.
- Shark Week.
- Surfing the crimson wave.
- That time of the month.
- The curse.
- The Red Painters.
- The Russians are coming / The Red Army is invading.
- Raining Blood
Projective Period: The Movie
Trolling? You decide!
Some women, who think they are neo-pagan Earth-mother-goddess-worshiping uber stupid hippies, have decided that periods are really cool, and the only reason other women don't think so is because they have been taken in by the 'Period Disgustingness Conspiracy', a joint product of the Manocentric Maleocracy and Tampax Inc. These women call their periods 'Moontime' because like the full moon, it drives everyone fucking crazy. Some of them even go so far as to
paint with their menstrual blood BALEETED, ensuring they will create a high-quality product sought after by art collectors such as Jeffrey Dahmer (and a strange smell for weeks to come).
Although they're doing it wrong, these hippies are on to something, as mentioning your period is a fucking hilarious way to troll sexually entitled basement dwellers who think they're going to get to fuck you. Mention clotting for bonus lulz!
Van & Jim's Discussion Corner
van : Ever wonder why women have periods? jim : Why? van : BECAUSE THEY FUCKIN DESERVE 'EM
van : What did one tampon say to the other tampon? jim : What? van : Nothing! They're both stuck up bitches!
A Period in Action
- Birmingham Pagan Community
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome
- Menstrual painting
- Self injury
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