People sometimes consider pity sex as being serious business, with cries of "How on gods green earth can feeling sorry for someone make you want to stick their ugly assed penis inside of your various orifices?" In the unlikely event that didn't get through to you, "Do you feel that bad for another human being that you would let their wretched bodily fluid leak all over you?"
Klara Wagner has pity sex with anyone.
Bill Clinton also has pity sex with anyone.
The only sex Short men will ever have, is pity sex.
If you are interested in having some pity sex, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org like everybody else.
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