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Pornography (known as Porn to lazy asses and Pr0n to fuckfaces) is
the best thing since sliced bread the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in school anymore, it's the reason all your relationships are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your parents put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will die alone. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action porn includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on smack.
All Feminists are against pornography and think that men who watch it, or even think about it, are rapists. Feminists say "They may feel shame inside, badness, and a sense of pain, which they can’t seem to escape. They assume that they could never be forgiven or loved again.", however, they just say this to lower men to their level of lovelessness. They also state that all pornography is rape and violence against women, even if it's male-to-male porn. But the cunts are not alone in this. Christians are also against porn due to the typical Christian's illogical fear against anything that might become more popular than God.
- Acrotomophilia: All the amputees you could ever fap to
- Alt-Porn: Chicks with tattoos posing
- Accidental Nudity: Fake up-skirts, popular with pedos
- Straight: Boring to people but enjoyed by Cats
- Parodies: Because the regular versions weren't unfunny enough
- Gay: Fave of Republicans
- Lesbian: What feminists get a hard-on for every night
- Animal porn and Bestiality: Enjoyed by Furries who want to be fucked by animals themselves.
- Gimps Gone Wild
- Hentai: What wapanese strive for
- Furry Porn: extremely perverse imagery of cartoon animals in unrealistic sexual situations
- Surprise sex
- Arborphilia: Liberal favorite
- Voraphile: Swallowing-whole
- Gangbang: Fun for everybody
- Scat: Feces
- Roman Showers
- Partial Unbirthing
- Furniture Porn
- Old porn
- SFW Porn
- Cyber sex
Notable Porn Alumni
- Khan Tusion (Powerword: Mark W. Handel): An awesome dude who never shows his face or lets his real voice be heard, so as to elude all the anti-porn faggots out there. Enjoys trolling women when he isn't stomping on them with dirty sneakers or strangling them unconscious, sometimes when the camera isn't even rolling. His weird lisp implies that he is a closeted homosexual, explaining his vast and unending hatred for all things with a vagina. The maestro's finest hour.
—The Man, The Myth, The Legend
- Max Hardcore (Powerword: Paul F. Little): Another champ, he always has sex with a cowboy hat on, and helped to popularize many acts of sick fuckery that we now take for granted, such as golden showers, throat fucking a bitch so hard that she vomits all over the place, and goatsing orifices to unheard of levels. V& after making a bunch of videos of himself fucking boobless skanks (dressed up and made to act like twelve-year olds) in front of older whores pretending to be the distraught mothers of the lolis.
- Rob Black (Powerword: Rob Zicari): A sleazy and probably Italian fellow whose company specialized in pornos full of blood, beatings, rape, torture, pretension, and scenes in which women are made to do things like eat their own enemal expulsions out of doggie bowls. Ran for mayor of LA for the lulz, and was v& after he dared the government to try and shut him down.
- Lizzie Borden (Powerword: Janet Romano): Rob's fat but still doable wife, she named herself after a psycho who hacked her own parents to bits with an axe. Being abused by her mother (surprise, surprise) apparently warped Lizzie to the point that she now gets off on creating pornos in which men savagely brutalize girls playing roles like "Underage Virgin" and "Expectant Mother".
- Duke Skywalker (Powerword: Donald Emil Vollenweider/Donato Cassano): Khan Tusion 2 - Electric Boogaloo; a Joisey redneck and the proprietor of websites such as Facial Abuse, Ghetto Gaggers, and Black on Black Crime, he has been called the Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay of porn due to possessing a razor sharp wit when it comes to mocking and belittling sluts, which is admittedly not that difficult. His stable of studs (which once included the "funny" and "female friendly" Tommy Pistol) is mostly made up of hairy middle-aged fatsoes and/or probable ex-cons who couldn't make it in Hollywood porn, so they take their RAEG over this out on any bimbos who are dumb and/or desperate enough to agree to appear in one of The Duke's franchises. Call him a misogynist, and he'll claim to have a girlfriend who it seems like no one has ever met or seen.
- John Holmes (Powerword: John Curtis Holmes): The King of Porn, at least until he was reduced to an abusive, alcoholic, drug-addicted, disease-ridden wreck whose mile-long rap sheet included suspicion of involvement in a gang-related mass murder case. His huge schlong made up for him being a complete and utter failure in everything he attempted that did not involve sex.
- Steve Driver (Powerword: Stephen Clancy Hill): A loser even among other no-name male porn stars, Stephen at least went out in style, jumping off a cliff after attacking three people with a fucking samurai sword when they tried to evict him from the studio office he was squatting in. As the only fatality was a fellow nobody (and a Chink, to boot) not much of a shit was given.
- Lara Roxx: A Moralfag cautionary tale come to life, Lara was a Canuck butterface who got HIV on the set of the very first porno she appeared in, at age 21.
- OG Mudbone: A nigger with the biggest niggerdick in porn. Famous for his hilarious grunts and moans and being able to shower his hoes with GALLONS of cum. Literally showers bitches in cum so that they can't fucking see shit.
- Rule 34
- Wikipedia Porn
- ED Porn Challenge
- TGP Porn Sites
- Dustin Michaels
- Furniture Porn
- Gail Dines
- Dinosaur Erotica
- Porn causes blindness in people with AIDS? Sure, why not?
Useful search engines
Free Porn sites
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Pay Porn sites
Why use one of the thousands of free porn sites when you can pay for it like a good goy?
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