Leyland Ohmer, better known as Prof. NohmNohmz is a weaboo Internet tough guy who frequents a Sonic Adventure 2 Chao board. On 22nd Feburary 2008, he was successfully trolled by a closet furry by the name of Tails. His subsequent rage over the CHAO BBS came to the attention of Anonymous and resulted in a shitstorm that left the peaceful BBS forever devastated.
- "I think of Tails all day, every day ... his cute face and goregous body - Tails"
Our story begins with an Anonymous by the name of Tails posting on a message board created for the intention of providing advice to Sonic fans in raising their "Chaos" - pronounced "CHOW" as in "CHOW ON COCKS", miniature fat creatures used as some sort of 3D Sonic Tamagotchi.
It did not take long for the board's righteous anger to kick up, countered with further trolling by Tails.
Raep Protocol: Initiated
Simultaneously shocked and amused at such immense faggotry, Anon flooded into his forum, spamming memes and lulz. This continued for several hours, completely overwhelming the board's regulars, who saw their pointless and boring threads dedicated to Chao-raising filled with DESU and ASCII Goatse. Anonymous quickly discovered his docs, specifically his home phone number, where he happened to live with some soon to be very pissed parents.
Some calls were made:
"2 tons of pellets per week into a basement" became a short-lived meme.
Gallery of Ruin
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