The internets are full of websites and forums that are about teaching you magick and psychic powers. In fact, it's a rare wiccan or otherkin who doesn't already have an imaginary girlfriend on the astral plane. The difference is that The Psion Guild is fucking hardcore and 100% real, wielding the powers of Time cube and GodJesus! How did Billy Mays and Jacko die within days of each other on their 50th birthday of mysterious heart attacks? Now you know!
But even with their massive abilities, the people at the Psion Guild forum never foresaw the creation of this article.
The guild was founded back in the 1990s by a therian called Winged Wolf. Its membership was very low back then and not because people didn't believe in psychics. The problem was that Winged Wolf was a girl on the internet. She was also a furry and yet not male. Psychic stuff is a multi-billion dollar industry with horoscopes and all that new age stuff that everyone believes. But a girl on the internet? A female furry? No way, a lie!
The forum would not have had any members at all except that many of the Psion Guild users are retro-geeks who stumbled across it by accident whilst seeking out technical support for their early nineties palmtop computers. Unfortunately, they were then ensnared by the web of promise of a pair of crystal balls if they stay and listen to the amusing tales of the talented psychic moderators. All they have to do is to imagine they can teleport, believe they have telekinesis, and visualize starting fires with their minds and then suddenly they find they actually do have psychic powers. Yes, it's real!
When this ED article was very new, it had mentioned that regardless of their psionic powers, Psion Guild users seem to be unable to summon away their ugliness, asperger's syndrome, or acne. As a prime example, it noted that Winged Wolf, founder of the Psionic Guild having major acne, even in her "true form" (pictured to the sides). Too bad psionic powers can't clean her face =[.
Undaunted by this challenge, she summoned her psionic powers and went to work. Only hours later, she posted an updated MySpace pic with her acne gone! Is this proof of the paranormal? You be the judge!
Not content with that, Winged Wolf shapeshifted once more into her therian form and reenacted her favorite scene from the movie Ginger Snaps.
Differences between it and similar forums
As a forum for real-life psychics, Psion Guild, also known as "Professor Winged Wolf's Mansion for Gifted Children" to those in the know, really has to be seen to be believed. Between the debates on the morality of unleashing a "psionic construct" (your own robot made of psionic powers) on your enemies  and fabulous proofs of the realness of psychic powers . this seems like just another wicca forum that is a haven of furries, otherkin, vampires, and fag enabler liberals (example). However, there is a difference between it and other forums:
Other forums: They are full of morbidly obese basement dwellers who claim to be vampyres (they spell it with a y to be hardkore) that make these wannabe vamps look attractive by comparison. The vampyres are also unemployed and are almost as big of losers as Rootbrian. If pressed, the vampyres will admit they have no real powers of a vampyre, except for the ability to consume blood without throwing up because their bodies are trying to compensate for malnutrition caused by them eating nothing but Cheetos. Instead, they have the weaknesses of a vampyre: sensitivity to sunlight due to lack of tan. The vampyres will make their forums so they can be bombarded by Twilight fans begging you to turn them and they can snub their noses and say, "No, you're not cool enough. You have to be born vampyre and you can't be turned."
Their most basic technique is creating what is called "psi-balls". The following video, found on Something Awful demonstrates how. Have a watch and then read the comments.
It is impossible to troll these people because they are hardcore psychics and can read your mind and even see the future, knowing a troll will come years before the troll actually does. One even has a two-page signature of him trolling back at a troll who was trolling the forum. Here is a failed attempt at trolling that turned into a serious intellectual discussion.
Psion Guild's irc was once found at irc.psionics.net. However, that domain has changed ownership. Psion Guild can now be found at irc.otherworlders.org disguised as a roleplayer's network. That's right, not content with being seriously hardcore psychics, they're also into dressing up as orcs and hitting each other with foam swords or possibly throwing dice at one another. (Try for snake-eyes).
The Psion Guild's website domain is funded entirely by revenue from Lotto games around the United States. This is possible because Psychics can see into the future. The California Powerball numbers for next week are 65 22 07 15 87 - 72.
- The Psion Guild Forums
- Psion Guild/Winged Wolf is selling magic items on ebay
- Learn REAL POWER from her books
- Winged Wolf's MySpace page
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