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- The Color Ginger: All stats are negatively affected while in sunlight
- Alchololism: 75% chance of becoming an alcoholic when drinking
- Take Back The North!: +5 When attacking Protestants
Wigger (White/Albino Black as they call it)
- Pretty Bi For A White Guy: Wiggotry highly indicates that these wannabe thugs have homosexual tendencies
- Shitty Music: +45 for they can use the music as the advantage when torture is involved.
- Online PWNAGE: These kids can get extra props for scaring away; Nekos, Bronies, Furries and Weeaboos
- Emo Bashing: Mostly in Midwestern America and the UK.
- Pretty Skinny For A Guinea: Most Guidofags eventually lose their muscle and steroids as their faggotry has resulted in AIDS... their testicles also begin to shrink
- "Eyy I'm Walkin' Here": +20 for Brashness.
- Connections To The Mob: Most of them meet in Pizzerias and love abusing Horses (which were previously raped by the Scottish).
- Mafia Princess: Their once fat, sassy daughter after seeing a liposuctionist is now over 90% Plastic with big tits.
Aryan (German, White)
- Master Race: All stats are maxed out
- Success Breeds Jealousy: All other races will hate you out of envy (especially Jew)
- Absolute Shit: Enough said
- Ruthlessness: +40
- Pirates: Rather juvenile and are doing it wrong (-15)
- Third World Syndrome: Yeah, like, for REAL.
- Scum Of The Earth Award: Won the award two years running.
- Tech Support: +70
- Shit Smell: Attracting flies
- Paki Muck: Bad Curry
Women (any race except Thai)
- UBER Bitchy: Impossible to win in an argument with one.
- Unnatural Powers: So ugly, gross and horrifying that they can turn men gay.
- Over-Eating: Fat Girls.
- Anti-Mexico: Any enemy of Mexico is an ally of America.
- Annoying: -20 everytime they claim that a Persian is white.
- Model Minority: The rich ones that is...
- Gross 'n' Greasy: Most lower-class Iranian men... and the women too.
- Hated: By every single one of it's neighbors... and America.
- Laughable: The low IQ of the country.
- Cannot Into Space: 'Why can't a Polack fly a rocket? Because he can't get a Visa'.
- White Mexico: Third World hellhole, immigrating into EVERY rich European country (and Illinois).
Faroe Islander (White)
- Aryan: Next to Iceland, they're the whitest people in the world without the disadvantage of being Albino.
- Sloppy Rubes: Hicks who eat Rotten Fish all day.
Pacific Islander (Mongoloid)
- Absolute Shit: Enough said
- Annoying: WHAPPA GANNUM' STAHYL! (-20)
- Hate: +20 for hating the Japanese.
- Love: Retarded commie scum.
- Depression: The godawful K-Pop music that they listen to.
- Fat Man: 15% Resistance to radiation
- Do You Even Math?: +60 on Math
- Panda Bear: Can't have many children
- Model Minority: Tiny Businessmen
Faggot (All except Russian)
- Pool's Closed: 10% of getting aids
- Pretty Cool Guy: Instant T.V. Appeal, especially on Liberal program
- Two Dads: Cannot reproduce and must adopt
- Successful: Eh, only the white ones
Autistic (White, Jew)
- Man Child: Cannot leave parent's basement and will die alone
- U Wot M8?: Incomprehensible language, especially when talking to opposite sex
- Hitler died too soon: Strongest argument for eugenics
- That quite kid at lunch: Most likely to attempt a high score; more than any other race combined, and +25% to generate extra media lulz (See Columbine.WAD and Sandy Hook)
- Deudcatied wam: 100% chance to develop an addiction to Minecraft
Nerd (White, Jew)
- Socially Retarded: They are fat, ugly and have incredibly poor hygiene.
- Crooked Teeth: +2 if British or European.
- Dating What Daddy Hates: Rich white girls only get with them for money, Big Daddy and his two jock sons want to smack the shit out of him.
White Devil (also known as "The Redneck")
- Sociopathic: A horde of meth-smoking, country bumping, sister-fucking animals.
- Mentally Retarded: Due to too much inbreeding.
- Ghetto Scum: Act like Niggers but set in a Rural Background.
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