Rahm Emanuel

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Rahm Emanuel is an insane kike who managed to become Jesus Obama's Chief of Staff. He was born in Chicago to a militant Zionist and nigra-loving social rights activist. Rahm has a reputation for being tough and has been known to kill those who disagree with him or speak against him. This may or may not have been caused by the fact that he performed ballet as a teenager and was offered a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet. And his middle name is srsly Israel. Rahm left the White House in September 2010 to become mayor of Chicago. He was replaced by William Daley, a former executive for JP Morgan & Chase.

It doesn't matter what caused it, but the truth is that Rahm is a dick. Everyone in Washington knows not to fuck with Rahm because HE WILL FUCKING END YOU.

News Flash: Jew Hates Retard Babies[edit]

Apparently, in a closed conference, the beloved Jew made a remark about retards to describe liberal activists whose tactics on health care he questioned. The comment was promptly leaked to every despicable news agency by unknown sources. Sarah Palin is in a mild state of discontent and some are calling for his head. Moar updates soon, but we can be pretty sure he was trolling.

I wake up some mornings hating me too.


—Rahm showing his emo side.


Obama on Emanuel[edit]

There are only so many ways to say "I'm gonna rip your head off."


—Barack, on Rahm's vocabulary.

IRL trolling the GOP[edit]

He will rule the Earth...[edit]

Facts about Rahm Emanuel according to Obamunists[edit]

A major player in the Jewish takeover.


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