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Rahm Emanuel✡ is an insane kike who managed to become Jesus Obama's Chief of Staff. He was born in Chicago to a militant Zionist and nigra-loving social rights activist. Rahm has a reputation for being tough and has been known to kill those who disagree with him or speak against him. This may or may not have been caused by the fact that he performed ballet as a teenager and was offered a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet. And his middle name is srsly Israel. Rahm left the White House in September 2010 to become mayor of Chicago. He was replaced by William Daley, a former executive for JP Morgan & Chase.
News Flash: Jew Hates Retard Babies
Apparently, in a closed conference, the beloved Jew made a remark about retards to describe liberal activists whose tactics on health care he questioned. The comment was promptly leaked to every despicable news agency by unknown sources. Sarah Palin is in a mild state of discontent and some are calling for his head. Moar updates soon, but we can be pretty sure he was trolling.
—Rahm showing his emo side.
—Barack, on Rahm's vocabulary.
Facts about Rahm Emanuel according to Obamunists
- Rahm Emanuel sent a rotting fish to a pollster he didn't like.
- Rahm Emanuel refers to Washington as "Fucknutsville."
- When donors offer Rahm Emanuel $5000 donations he hangs the fuck up on them.
- Rahm Emanuel's little brother Ari is the real-life inspiration for Ari on Entourage."
- Rahm Emanuel tells people to fuck off by showing them the space where his right middle finger used to be.
- Rahm Emanuel earned $16 million in just two years working at an investment bank.
- After the 2006 midterm elections, Rahm Emanuel jumped on a table and said the Republican Party "can go fuck themselves."
- At this same party, he used a steak knife to stab a paper with his opponents' names on it while reading off their names and declaring them all dead.
- Rahm Emanuel's Jew lets him work on Rosh Hashanah.
- Rahm Emanuel tried to cut off Dick Cheney from government welfare.
- Before seeking medical attention for his severed finger, Rahm Emanuel went swimming.
- Even Rahm Emanuel's mother calls him "Rahmbo".
- Rahm Emanuel brawled with his brothers over whether Deer Hunter is a good movie.
- Rahm Emanuel rides his bike "as if he's being chased by the headless horseman."
- Rahm Emanuel WILL FUCKING END YOU.
- Rahm Emanuel regularly calls his children "meshuganas."
- Rahm Emanuel is distantly related to black person.
- Rahm Emanuel told Bill Clinton, "You should have messed around with a goyish girl."
- The most potent phrase in the Clinton white house was "Rahm Emanuel says..."
- Facts about Rahm
- Facebook group run by 16-year-old girls
- Voting record
- Rahm Jewing it up on The Daily Jew.