Raidfag Wench

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Raidfag Wench is part of a series on

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BEFORE BEGINNING THIS ARTICLE, IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT PROTESTFAGS/RAIDFAGS ARE ENORMOUS DONGS AND USE PROTESTS AS A FRONT FOR BEING ABLE TO MEET FELLOW INTERNET HEROIN DEALERS IRL. THEY ALSO ENJOY WALTER MATHEAU.

While Raidfag refers to someone who spends their free time singing Rick Astley songs in public, Raidfag Girl Wench might refer to some butterface anonymous attention whore that remains nameless while camwhoring in public. This Raidfag Wench is notable for being decently hittable and extremely slutty, and is also commonly referred to as Protestchan, or Anonyslut [1].

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Background[edit]

Protestchan came onto the scene during Ides when she was noticed fapping in front of the CoS SF headquarters. Before this caught the attention of the over 9000 oblivious Anonymous in the vicinity, she escaped. Now all raidfags who missed her are despondent and carefully planning how to welcome her should she return - that is, those few who didn't pass her around in the back of a van later that afternoon, the subject of a second photo series. Even they were careful to keep the mask on - a place has been reserved in the Pain Series for her face should it ever be unleashed. Only an epic quantity of semen can persuade her to keep her mug conceal - so stay at it, Anonymous!

Enturbulation Drama[edit]

The raidfags on EnturbulationWhy We Protest, many of whom think Scientology is serious business, are afraid that teh boobs will make raids fail, as if it were possible to reduce the credibility of Chanology. So some argue that Protestchan should participate constructively, which probably has something to do with mudkips and longcat. Internet lawyers, tough guys and conspiracy fags are happily trolled by /b/-tards who know that public tits will incite lulz[2]. It just goes to show: you can take the raid out of the Internet, but you can't take the Internet out of the raid.

Will Anonymous follow her example in the future? Doubtful. One thing however is certain: any boobs appearing at raids belong to trannies, because there are no girls on the internet. Note that Protestchan's hypothetical vajayjay is carefully hidden.

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She Returns[edit]

Raidfagwench stayed out of the spotlight for an entire year. Many thought she had died of aids or that scifag assassins had hunted her down and put some fair game up her ass. But on 3-14-09, while the SF cell raided the scilon main org. She went to their mission a mile away that is a converted garage. Further, she posted some more sauce on 888chan that was demanded of her since April 2008.

Gallery[edit]

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Raidfag ?!; moar or less[edit]

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Related Articles[edit]

another raidfag, Tom Serson

Resources[edit]

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LOL TECH:

DianeticsDisconnectionChild abuseSaint HillScientology's History of the UniverseSec CheckFreewindsSea OrgGlossaryReligious Freedom WatchVolunteer MinistersOSASpace Opera

SCILONS:

L. Ron HubbardDavid MiscarriageTom CruiseJoy VillaScientology AgentsTommy DavisRogues GallerySuri CruiseTerryeoHeaven's GateThe RegimeEvil Jacket GuyJoe FeshbachCharles MansonVaLLarrrTom NewtonJohn CarmichaelFreezoneCaptain Bill RobertsonDanny MastersonWill SmithOschaperKendrick MoxonTim ArmerJorge SerranoRon SaveloJohn TravoltaJett Travolta

NOTORIOUS SPs:

AnonymousWise Beard ManJason BegheGas Mask GirlMagooNew Zealand Fail GuyMessage from ScientologyShawn LonsdaleRorschachMoralfagsLeaderfagsRaidfag WenchJames PackerEpic Nose GuyLeah ReminiSusan J. ElliottStu WyattTommy GormanThe Unknown AutobotPsychiatristsMarcab ConfederacyDavid Wu-KapauwEpic Sword GuyAgent Pubeit

ENTURBULULZ:

PROJECT CHANOLOGYWhy We Protest ForumsA Scientologist's Guide to 4chanThe GeteratorPaul "Fetch" CarnesReligionIsFree.orgYou Found the Card/i/alt.religion.scientologyComplete binge of LEAKED SCILON DOX888chan