Realalover

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to: navigation, search
Nuvola
Moar info: Ravda .
File:Realaloverheadshot.jpg
"Universial Furry"

Realalover is a batshit psychotic furry civil rights leader alter-ego of Ravda , who joined the fandumb in order to "leave her humanity behind" and get in touch with the nature around her and leave the greedy heathen hyoomuns off to perish in "their own Armageddon". In between posting her socially conscience YouTube vlogs, she enjoys dragging her neighbors to town to enjoy some furfaggin' and making Gorillaz movies with sockpuppets.



   
 
c'mon trolls, c'mon troll me!
 

 
 

—she did ask nicely...

Butchers, the Lot of Them![edit]

File:Card the dryad-wall.jpg
This is what Realalover actually believes.

Infuriated by the greedy, unnatural human process known as "brush removal", Realalover grabbed her webcam and videotaped the woodland rape while expressing that such this very rape of Mother Earth was the reason she is not a human but a furry. Which is totally different.

Expressing sheer terror at the fact that someone would find it at all conceivable that getting rid of a tree that consistently shat hundred plus pound branches over their homes, Realalover expressed that, because of her belief in Dryads and magic, that the lumberjacks were literally torturing and killing a sentient being, in the process starving innocent woodland creatures. Pointing out that "trees and termites have been around since the dawn of time" and seemingly unable to comprehend why any disgusting human wouldn't want that shit caving in their homes, Realalover gives up and proceeds to talk about how how wolves eating their children is beautiful and keeping the natural order and how Sarah Palin wants to kill all of them, because humans feel compelled to "just mess with shit" and that furry is the only way to escape the insanity.

Because of magic.

Taking It To the Streets[edit]

Not content with just fighting the good fight online, Realalover eventually decided the needed to take the fight straight to the enemy, and headed off to the Target.

Deciding that screaming at customers was the only logical way to gain respect, Realalover and the gang shouted at several people before jetting away from the scene and relishing the days activities.


   
 
I hope it did get people thinking, because , you know, we got a lot of bad raps
 

 
 

Let's Get the Neighbors Involved[edit]

Feeling the need to share the excitement, Realalover figured a screaming match with Target customers was the best way to socialize with her neighbors. Who evidently agreed.

File:FurryRightsmySpace.png


Because when you go out screaming with furfags, you're gonna wanna tell people.

Gorillaz Faggotry[edit]

In between raging, Realalover likes to ease back, shove her hands into her crusty socks and have fun with her bestest buds the Gorillaz.

Feel Good Inc.

In The bathroom

Don't Feel Good

Gallery[edit]

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

External Links[edit]

Einsteinaspie.jpg Realalover is part of a series on Aspies. [Back to your happy placeSperg out]

Adam LanzaAlbert EinsteinAlexander SlavrosAmber ButtrumAndy KaufmanAniMatAnthony 'A-Log' LoGattoAspies for FreedomAspierationsAssburgerBart-ToonsBaldi's BasicsBambifan101Barron TrumpBeefraveBenny_the_SnakeBenthelooneyBill9929Bill GatesBlocklandersBlueCatRioluBodyXPoliticBoris MalagurskiBourg ProductionsBram CohenBrandon SmithBrownsquirrelCansin13ChibiyimaChris-chanChris Harper-MercerClay ClaymoreCyndilovespiccoloDan CilleyDarrDarius McCollumDarviela MaravaronaDaxFlamedev-catscratchDisneyFan01DLAbaoaquDragonfandrp1zzaEdenHeroineGirlErik RibsskogErin AnthonyElectroRuffGiusep1EmpLemonEvan GraggFlaglerchatFlardoxFUNImation2002Gary McKinnonGoFagsGrantMGreg MazujianHannah CappsHeed My WarningHozupindahows00sInmendhamInuboy1000IronholdsJack Gilbert GrahamJared MiltonJahi/4444Jessi SlaughterJoekerJoey The AutistJavi SuzumiyaJohn Patrick RogersJoseph8276JustinandDennisJustinRPGKawaii KitsuneKawaiiKittee88KelseyaliciaKevin HavensKingMasterReviewKirbysloverKloeriKongzillarex619KphoriaLane DavisLeafyIsHereLukas PietschLyndsay KirkhamLougaraLordelthibarLynn AnnM. ChaosManlytearsMark ZuckerbergMatthew NicholsonMariotehplumberMascotGuyMatthew DavisMDetector5Meta527IIMichael GimsonMinefagsMisha SilenostiMissyMix HyenaMonica PunkMumkey JonesMutescreamMylarBalloonFanNate SpidgewoodNemo HanaNichole337Nick BravoNickolas CruzNicky ReillyNeuroNoahfoxxObjectcucksOlinkalexOnigojirakaijuOnyx ForepawPacificoceanasiaPMDrive1061PopcornPrince JeremyRandy StairRavenNGRebelTaxiRobert Clark YoungROtardsRootbrianRoss LumbusRyanSammyClassicSonicFanSuper Minecraft KidSaturnDOSSeleryShane LeeSiriusOrionisSolidMarioSONYFANBOYSperginStarbladeStarkiller88SteAndKelSuperMarioLoganTablecowTGcomixTheAmazingAtheistTheDOSFagThe Eclectic EspeonThe rEactorTheme Park ReviewTimboxTheMysteriousMrEnterTherealagerbonThe JuggernautThe Unknown AutobotTheVeganStudentToby J RathjenToKeNTom SersonToonEGuyToony The Loon's ToonsToshTrigglypuffTylerthDragonVailskibum94Varg VikernesWaymuuWeatherManKevinWeegeeisgoingtokillmWerechuWetflameWilliam "AlGore" AtchisonWilliam FreundWim CrusioWolfAdvocateWolfeedarkfangwwwareaYeguscusYouZS3

Fur series.jpg

Realalover is part of a series on

Furfaggotry

Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.

JewTube Logo.png

Realalover is part of a series on YouTube.

[CollapseExpand]

A-BC-DE-FG-HI-JK-LM-NO-PQ-RS-TU-VW-XY-Z#

Visit the YouTube Portal

A Message From Chad and SteveA hunter shoots a bearAaronEverettLandAbsenceOfTheAbsentAddison MikkelsonAdeleADoseOfBuckleyAeverine NievesAfr0blu3Afro NinjaAgoraphobic-BlueAJcomixAkai DaliaAkaichouAkewsticRockRAleksandr PistoletovAlex Mae MuhollandAlexander4488Alexander4488/Approved ED PageAlexander4488/Director CommentaryAlexandercarneiroAlex MacRaeAlix HenriolAlphawerewolffAlyallieAmazingplatypus69Amber ButtrumAmerica's Third PartyAngelofthyNightAngry GrandpaAngry Homo KidAngry JoeAngry Video Game NerdAngryLittleGiriAniMatAnonymousNastyAnonymousThoughtAnthony 'A-Log' LoGattoAnthonytoneyAnti-Flagger Association of YouTubeAntiDisneyMovementAntoine DodsonApplemilk1988AquagirlwhitefoxArceusfan2013Ardi RizalArgent009Armake21Armoured SkepticAsalieriAshlea ClaytonASMRAstablaziaAtJap13Atheist Scum UnitedAtheneAttackofthehankAudreynolandAush0kAustin FullmerAutoplayAxelswife1Aydin PaladinAyumihamiltonB WalmerBaaaBags of MoneyBananaphoneBANGSBarefoot NatureBarmer479Bart the GeneralBattimBattle For Dream IslandBee MovieBeebee890BenthelooneyBerdBetabyteiphoneBigBadFurgyTheFoxBikerfoxBill122460Billoon45BLACKB0NDBLACKbusterCriticBlasphemy ChallengeBleedingFireWolfBloodraptorBludshot the HedgehogBlueshineWolfBlunty3000Bob RehahnBodrochowskiBodyXPoliticBoh3m3BoxxyBrandon SmithBravesgirl5BreakBrett KeaneBrian MuellerBrittany VentiBrokeTheInterwebBroncofn90BrookersBurger the Angry CatBURKBus Uncle

CaddicarusCakefartsCallumCartelCansin13CapnOAwesomeCaptainAtheistCaramelldansenCarl FiadinoCartoonjunkieCash MasterCassiusPlejarenAlienChad "Atheist Killa" ElliottChad HurleyChadwardennChancepsychChangeDaChannelCharlestrippyCharlie Bit Me - Again!Cheeseburger JoshCheetawolfChekovsgunCheryl ShumanChismahChloe DykstraChosonNinjaChrissy ChambersChris CrockerChris-chan/VideosChristianHillbillyChuggaaconroyCid SilverwingCid and Conners Excellent AdventureCircaRigelCirnoClay ClaymoreClayranger89CodenamesailorearthCodenamesailorearth/2nd Wikia SagaCodenamesailorearth/2nd Wikia Saga/BlacklistCodenamesailorearth/ED SagaCodenamesailorearth/The BeginningCokeman2423Colleen ThomasCondom SnortingCooking With Jack ShowCopperCabCorey MargeraCoughlan666Crazy GideonCrazyvideosandrantsCriss AngelCRoadwarriorCropperbCrossmackCrunkcoreCrystal ShinkleCubbyCulexorCulexor/YouTubeCuntFuckBitchCupcake DogCutechongCutiePieMarziaCwilliams1976CyanterroristDaddyOFiveDaHaloChickDamaronDamien EstreichDan144xDandCVideosDangermanDanielspengiesDarknessthecurseDarksidered992DarkspeedsDarksydePhilDarkzero63DashieGamesDavid After DentistDavid HockeyDavidsfarmDaxFlameDbootsthedivaDcigsDear SisterDeleting Your YouTube VideosDemcadDenalynnnDerek JeevesDerpaviangottDev-catscratchDigibronyDigitalSurgeonDiGiTiLsOuLDiaper BoyDie AntwoordDips Tobacco RedneckDJ KEEMSTARDLAbaoaquDog264Donnie DaviesDouble RainbowDoubleSAnimationsDownfallDr. OctogonapusDr. TranDr4g0nK1dDraconas RayneDrewtoothpasteDrinkingwithbobDrossRotzankDrp1zzaDylan KimberlinDynaCatlovesme

Sailormoonred1Sam PepperSammyClassicSonicFanSandro L JeanSanjaya/JSargon of AkkadSaturnDOSSaturnine FilmsSave AaliyahScarredFurrySchool Bus FightScott DeiCasScottHermanFitnessSegacampSerialKillaCSesshReincarnatedSeto-Kaiba.comSetsuna ToushirouShane DawsonShane LeeSharolaidShaycarlSherry ShrinerShockOfGodShocked and Appalled CatShoe0nHeadShon TerryShoobySimply OkamiSimply SaraSindragonSirius OrionisSittin On Tha ToiletSkueeSKWEEZYSleepykinqSmell Yo DickSmogon UniversitySmorekitty97SmpfilmsSnackyCakes2008SnowVhiteSokiTwopawSonadowclubSonic X BloopersSony VegasSONYFANBOYSoulbrothanumbuh3SpaghettiosSparkalloonSparkling WigglesSpax3SpeakoniaSSSniperWolfStarlaglamSteAndKelStealth CatSteve ChenStu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morningSuperMarioLoganSuper Planet DolanSusan BoyleSwitchiedaggerSxephilSynchtubeTabbyTablecowTaekesiTails DollTakedownmanTakeShotActionTamias the ChipmunkTammyToeTana MongeauTay ZondayTay Zonday/CRLyricsTechaTedjesuschristgodTeenage Tourettes CampTehbigtoasterTerror PlaylistTh3RoyismThat Guy With The GlassesThatKidDouglasThatkidparkerThdrksideThe Annoying OrangeThe Barney BunchThe CaseyThe DickridersThe Domino's YouTube IncidentThe Failkips Strikes BackThe Fine BrosThe Florida Tweenie RapistsThe Harlan ShowThe Kewl KidsThe Incredible Flying Broomstick GuyThe MoleThe Mulberry EightThe NutshackThe Online GamerThe Rebel MediaThe Slow Mo GuysThe Spoony ExperimentThe Spoony Experiment/Spoony and FriendsThe TrashmanThe Troll HunterThe Unknown AutobotThe Young TurksTheAmazingAtheistTheArchfiendTheAtheistGamerThedramatubeTheHill88ThemaskedanalystTheMrXshowTheMysteriousMrEnterThenintendo3ds2TheQuestionMarkManThe rEactorTherealagerbonTheRedSkullTheresa ShellerTheSockDetectiveTheSuperRobotSoujaOGTheTruthHurtsNetworkThewinekoneThink B4 You SpeakThree Wolf MoonThunderf00tTime MagazineTimmygalTimmysmommy01TinaecmusicTina S.TL;DWToby J RathjenTolstoyKafkaEvskyTom SersonTommy JordanTommy SotomayorTommypezmasterTonettaTonetta777Tony48219TonystockertToonKriticY2KTori BelliachiTotalbiscuitTourette's GuyTrevor RiegerTrey Eric SeslerTriciakittyTrickshottingTriggerfoxTrollsNewsTrollsOfTerrorTrololoTroyriserTruthfulChristianTsimFuckisTunakTurtle PunchTwilightSucksTwizidwickedletteTwiztidAshTwo Girls One FingerTyler GarmanyTyler Redick TheVeganStudent