Stage, Renee Nicole
unemployed, 5-time dropout, and self-proclaimed camwhore from Orlando, Florida who appealed to lonely bankrollers due to her resemblance to Britney Spears. She has put every detail of her personal life on her blog for the past decade, even appearing on CBS's 48 Hours for a special on teen camwhores who have shitty parents.(born August 1, 1986) is an
As an adult she is still a complete attention whore and has made a living out of asking for PayPal donations and gifts from her Amazon wishlists for sitting her lazy ass in front of her cam all day. She also Jew for people to join the non-nude "members only" section of her site, which features an array of overly Photoshopped sideboob and crotch photos. She has been doing this for a living since she left school at 16 when she found out cam shows were more fun than reading and shit. Her site and cam were once pretty popular and you may have visited throughout the years as a pedo or to read about her trainwreck life at either:
- nogirlnextdoor.com (most recent)
When Renee turned 18 she got fake tits and a crescent lift from a plastic surgeon at a local mini-mall, similar in quality to the place Kanye West's mother went. Her tits now have a gap you can drive a truck between them and they have also resulted in her areolae becoming stretched to the size of dinner plates. Worth every penny! Not long after she opened a site named LoveRenee.com which was notorious for NEVER updating and she was labeled a scam artists. She has ruined her reputation among the non-nude camwhore circle so bad that if you google her site names you'll see a shitload of complaints from former customers and even webmaster affiliate programs that she screwed over.
Naked Shower Video Scandal
In 2006 she accidentally a video of herself getting out the shower and exposing her botched boobjob, stretched out frizbee sized areolae and all. OOPS! She forgot to edit that part out!! She was completely mortified and the video and screencaps spread all over the internets. Exhibit A:
After this, she just decided to do the chicken dance forever.
In 2007 Renee ditched her personal site to run only an adult themed site and created a scenester name to fit her new image "Ashton Von" (there are names like Kat Von DEE... so, Ashton Von... What? Yea, this stupid bitch didn't know what "von" meant and that it's not supposed to exist without a surname). She started describing herself as an "asshole" and a "total cuntbag" (no argument there), got a septum piercing, and began getting a shitload of the stupidest fucking tattoos to fit her appearance that went from "surfer girl" to what she described as a "suicide girl" look. Her explanation on Stickam for trying to fit in with her new scene was literally "all my friends are known for having shitty tattoos. Shitty funny, not shitty shitty. I want to get 'put out or get out' tattooed on my collar." This all took place in a year. Her tattoos include:
- the name "AC Slater"(you know, from Saved By The Bell) tattooed on her right shoulder because her ex-boyfriend Doug looks like him
- one of the biggest ugliest fucking tramp stamps known to mankind
- a lot of shitty looking flowers
- a tribute to her butchered plastic surgery that says "When All Else Fails" with a scalpel and syringe on her arm
- "PUSSY" tattooed inside her bottom lip, LULZ OMG so original & edgy
- an Eating Disorder recovery symbol dedicated to the eating disorder she never had
- and some other shit
She ditched the Ashton Von name because she couldn't keep up with typing "Ashton" instead of "Renee".
July 2009: Renee gave birth to ugly Ava and is currently neglecting her child as we speak!
After going against doctor's orders to abort her fetus and spare it from having a fucking idiot for a mother, she got pregnant by a scenester fag named Bryan Jeffrey Casanova (Real name: Bryan Eagle) who has the shittiest tattoos you'll ever see. He moved out of his mother's basement and into her parent's house 3 months after meeting through MySpace. He is rumored to work at Hot Topic and he also has a really fucked up wonky eye that makes him look exactly like a female version of Paris Hilton. Her baby is probably gonna be like Anabelle Lotus if the baby is that lucky. She decided to name her baby Ava Frances, a perfect whore name for the child of a whore.
Although she claims she's engaged (she has no ring or wedding date of course) she says she doesn't want to get married until after she has the baby because she has no job and getting married would end her health insurance coverage via her obese mother, who should use that insurance herself to get gastric bypass surgery. She posted a blog saying she'd use welfare if she got married and had no insurance, instead of getting a job. When someone left a comment on her blog that maybe she shouldn't be having a kid if she can't afford it, she put her blog on hiatus and posted a message saying: "noglorydyingold is so sick of gossip and rumors, like I'm a fucking idiot and am clueless about MY life. Lets me be happy, healthy, and go fuck yourself."
A Note from Renee's ex-friend
Quotes about Nay that came true
Nay's mother, Barbara Billiot Stage, is delusional/stupid
- Renee Stag
- Renee Nicole Stagee
- Nay Stage
- Nay Nicole Stage
- Nicole Stage
- Renee Nicole
- Ashton Von
- Cheap grrl
- Cum slut
- The site
- Renee's MySpace
- Renee's IMDB page
- Mentioned on UrbanDictionary.com under "Internet Famous"
- Official Nay Hate Board, currently up to 45 pages
- CBS 48 Hours news article ft. Renee and her obese mom, Barbara Stage
- Hoe book
- Renee Naked Comments
- Yahoo! Group with all nude photos
- noglorydyingold New Twitter
- mishapsofmommy Twitter
- BANNED for being a total dipshit
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