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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Renetto, aka Paul Robinett, is member of the YouTube a-list and a poster boy for unwarranted self-importance. He seems to think placing photos of his underage children in bathing suits as screen caps in his videos is okay, as long as it's used to achieve a higher moral ground. He is also known as the "Stalin of Yougle."  He was a basement dwelling freak who now looks like what he exploits [except homelier and older]. According to Renetto, he has a secret as to why he hasn't updated for an extended period of time. Most assume the secret is called "drugs." In addition, Renetto is currently looking for black people on YouTube, and seeking sobriety. More recently, Renetto was rumored to not have been officially invited to the secret celebrity YouTube gathering in New York so he got mad and uploaded his I am leaving video, which turned out to be just more attention whoring, something Renetto is perhaps most famous for on the intarwebs.
The average reaction to the above video.
Renetto the Profit Pedo ?!
The only thing worse than [email protected] is a closet pedo who enjoys placing his very own children on a very public YouTube channel for the world to see. Worse yet, Renetto basically uses his full name at will; many of his users knows where he lives at, which further puts these children and himself at risk!
So, feel free to go assrape him and kidnap his children.
Renetto was actually contacted by members of Perverted Justice, and informed that pictures of his kids were indeed showing up on pedophile forums. Faced with the tough choice between subscriptions and the safety of his children, Renetto did what most YouTube attention whores would do, he left the videos of his kids up.
Caring by not caring
Hi itz Paul Robinett Renetto's conscience here, I'm too busy IRL for YouTube, despite the fact it takes 20 minutes to post a shitty video, and also the trivial fact that my products are advertised through it. I'm so busy making money, I need to go make another video about family values, controversy, or world hunger . . . Maybe they beginning to find out I'm a fake, so I'll make a video with my silly voice, or my face covered! OH, better yet, I'll donate a % of my money to starving african children! Oh, speaking of children...
"Hey YouTube, as you well know by now I'm having to multitask so I can fit YouTube into my new life style. Which means less YouTube, so, once again I apologize for the circumstances. But, it does make my life a little easier to do two things at once."
I'll get my point across, gain notoriety, and make money, at my children's expense.
In perhaps the most blatant display of unwarranted self importance, and general fucktardery, Renetto has dared to go where few have gone before: posting a video response to his own video. This action catapulted Renetto to such levels of douchebaggery that he could give George Clooney a run for his money:
Here are the money quotes from YouTube Evangelist Renetto:
—Renetto, justifying his glorious mission to PROVIDE WANK MATERIAL FOR PEDOS.
—OH LAWDY, IS DAT SUM CP?!?
Renetto's wife has been in a long standing rivalry with Argent009. This debate began over who has a better "one on one special connection" with Chad Hurley (Not to be confused with Steve Hurley). Argent009 has denied all claims, even though he has made videos publicly denouncing Renetto. This image to the right was found on the front page of YourTubeCommunity by The Mole, although he has taken it down.
Renetto's mostly ghey fans consist of lame-ass fucktards who take personal offense at any criticism of their bald, bespectacled Lord and Savior of the Internets. Most fans of Renetto (also known as sheep) tend to either have self-promoting ulterior motives or just want to tap Renetto's ass for their own sick, loser pleasure.
Renetto pretends to love the endangered creature known as "nigra"
Renetto shows the nigras a little love by subscribing to them, simply because they are black. Beforehand, apparently, he had one "10% black" person, also Steve Chen "who is neither black nor white." He also cuts the video halfway through, because his phone rings. Without even looking at it, Renetto stated "My phone is ringing, I think that's one of my black friends." He seems like a nice man with an open mind! BUT ED KNOWS THE TRUTH!After dispatching top ED spies to a KKK meeting in Ohio, the image to the right was captured.
Further proof that Renetto is a lying fuck.
Andrea, Paul's Wife
- From Renetto's wife channel : "Guys the whole thing with renetto has been blown way out of proportion. I love him dearly we are having some personal issues and need some time alone out of the spotlight. I appreciate all the support. The phone call was initiated by Casey (thedramatube) due to a kidnapping threat. I had no idea this would blow up like this. We are going to work things out please don't fan the flame. The less comments and attention to this the better. Feel free to leave comments or email me. Andrea Robinette."
Thedramatube and Renetto's wife Andrea
One EDiot had contact with thedramatube throughout the period when Casey was banned. The EDiot asked if Casey wanted ED to mirror the videos that Renetto obviously doesn't want you to see. Casey, sensing that opportunity which he had been lusting for: namely, to shove his size 10 boot up Renetto's ass, immediately made his DO WANT clear. From this point on, lulz ensued.
Since the videos were deleted OVERNIGHT by Jewtube admins - most liekly due to some gay TOS violation - they were put on RapidShare:
- Here are the two videos of the Casey / Andrea call! (PROTIP: Put them back on YouTube and any other video site, you can just upload them in the .FLV format!)
- .FLV player needed to watch the tapes (click here)
- Piece of the Andrea tape admitting that the call was real with commentary on YouTube.
You can see Renetto also saying in his video his wife indeed did talk to Casey. The thing is, in these tapes you can hear what she talks about, and it isn't nice . . . Obviously Renetto would shit brix were his fans to see these videos.
Casey, after a solid 10 minutes of Renetto's BAAAAAWWWWWWWing, posted an email he supposedly received from a neighbor of Renetto's outlining him as a wife-beater.
However, it's more of the Hurricane's ridiculous attempt of shining knight syndrome, while secretly masturbating to Andrea's videos and fantasizing about raping her in the ass with his minuscule dick.
The "email" is as follows:
Sent: 3/27/2007 8:14:38 PM
Subject: Anonymous Donation.
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However, we know that this can't be true for a couple of reasons. A: Casey is a fag with unwarranted self-importance issues and B: Renetto is too much of a weak pussy with an even bigger sense of unwarranted self-importance to beat on anything - with the exception of Casey's dick.
— Andrea "Renetta" Robinette
The Judas YouTube blacklist — moar properly the Internet YouTube entertainment industry blacklist into which it expanded — was a 21st century list of real people, actors, directors, musicians, and other entertainment non-professionals who were denied being featured on YouTube because of their political activites in THE PROMISED LAND or associations, real or suspected.
Contributors of YouTube were barred from work on the basis of their alleged membership in or sympathy toward LiveVideo, involvement in liberal or simply hyprocritical political causes that enforcers of the blacklist associated with argentism, and/or refusal to assist federal investigations into YouTube activities; some were blacklisted merely because their names came up at during Renettos' unoffical e-hearing. Even during the period of its strictest enforcement, the late oughts through the early ones', the Judas blacklist was rarely made explicit and verifiable, but it caused direct damage to the non-careers of scores of YouTubers, often made betrayal of friendship (not to mention principle) the price for a livelihood, and promoted ideological censorship across the entire E-community.
Important to Note
- As the YouTube nation moved into the mid ought sevens, the attitudes and institutions of Renetttoism slowly weakened. Changing public sentiments undoubtedly had a lot to do with this, but one way to chart the decline of Renetto through a series of bullshit accusations and the FilthyWhore sex scandal.
- Many argue the Judas YouTube blacklist died on Thursday, Feburary 22, 2007. This occurred when YouTube featured the popular Jew-boy, Jackdanyells. Jackdanyells is/was a contributor to LiveVideo; however, shockingly enough YouTube featured Jack again for third time. The only catch was this time, they actually let Jack edit the front page of the site. Thus, many see this as the death of the blacklist .
- Blacklisting sometimes results in a domino effect, as in the case of DiGiTiLsOuL, who was one of the many YouTube traitors blacklisted during the Renetto era.
- Both theredskull and GregSolomon owe Renetto a grand, after losing a YouTube battle over who best communicated directly with YouTube co-founder Jawed Karim.
- Getting Mr. Pregnant's panties in a twist:
Renetto "defending" the banned
Paul has attempted to champion himself as the Jew of banned JewTubers some time ago, engaging in a whole new form of sensationalism by trying to play himself off as a man of the people. Paul (who almost never comments on YouTube) reveals himself in a comment thread here.
Renetto added a new twist to his "I defend the banned" campaign. He threw in his support for the Young Tubers United, and decided it's time to "Free Jesari." In addition to endangering his own children by putting them on the intarwebs, Paul would now like to endanger yours too.
Having had his fill of a renewed (but very anticlimactic) vlogwars with Greg Solomon, Paul, being the perpetual attention whore that he is, is now currently embroiled in a heated defense of his new (and very likely to fail) vloggers website.
It is essentially an online oligarchy for vloggers which is invite only and is supposed to foster a "hater free" environment, free of trolls and drama. Unfortunately, there's one fucking problem: the site was created by the most shameless drama whores on the tubes. The banhammer has already been dropped and huge numbers of people have already left. It's destined to fail and the smart money says it'll be down by the end of the year.
Another month, yet another thing to rant on
As August 2008 (and Vloggerheads) draws to a close, Renetto felt it was time for even more shameless self promotion. It all started when Renetto was sitting his fat ass down on his couch and was flipping channels. Fox News came on with coverage of the 2008 Democratic National Convention. Renetto, being
cunning as he is; a vainglorious drama whore; feeling the desperation of a man who has slid off the most-subscribed list, decided it was time for another way to stay relevant and decided the best way to stir things up would be to engage the YouTube community in a well thought out and even-handed debate on political issues troll Democrats:
Renetto took down a video he had made praising Democrats and how Michelle Obama's and Hillary Clinton's speeches made him cry, and how he could stop hating them for one day. On the same day, this video was replaced with a video of Renetto pandering to right wing Christian Americans.
What we learned from his videos:
- Ren's daughter is ignorant about politics (which he says with her standing right next to him),
- Anyone who is over 35, isn't on welfare, and has ANY life experience should vote Republican: those who don't are stupid,
- Renetto fails to realize how Jews could possibly vote for Obama,
- After he watched countless news networks, trying find a fair and balanced news source, he came to one conclusion: Fox News is clearly the only balanced and fair news channel,
- Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly are TEH BESTEST ZOMG1!11!1IoneX-IX,
- People are Republicans because they are smarter, more tolerant, and more affluent than others,
- Liberals have a mental disorder.
The mission was a success for Renetto as people shit bricks with 28 video responses in one day:
—Renetto - Totally trying not to bait people
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- Renetto's POP Secret
- Is Renetto from YouTube a Pedophile? - Yahoo! Answers.
- Renetto on Full-disclosure.
- Paul Robinett starts his own media company on YouTube.
- (Andrea Robinett, Renetto's wife.)
- Renetto has left the building.
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